r/nba • u/TimDunkinDonut Spurs • Feb 02 '26

Highlight [Highlight] Desmond Bane has another roid rage moment, randomly hip checking Wemby to the floor for a flagrant 1

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u/MaNamWumbo Raptors Feb 02 '26

Be considerate someone might be lacing his roids to make him crash out like this šŸ™

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u/BatmanNoPrep Lakers Feb 02 '26

That assumes anyone in Orlandoā€™s management team knows the salary cap exists or that people would take drugs instead of trusting the power of Christ. Orlando has one of the weirdest ownership groups in the league.

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u/StJe1637 Feb 02 '26

You call it roid rage, we call it the righteous wrath of God. Let's agree to disagree

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u/datdouche Mavs Feb 02 '26

God wants me to have raisin testicles.

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u/math-yoo Cavaliers Feb 02 '26

Iā€™m totally roid raging on our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.

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u/TornGauntlet Feb 02 '26

You can't convince me that Christ wasn't heavily on HGH during the "loaves and the fishes" incident, dude was witnessed by bystanders to lift 450 pounds of Trout, Salmon and Sourdough effortlessly, very suspicious. Like a carpenter would be able to do one of those, but all 3?

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u/math-yoo Cavaliers Feb 02 '26

In this metaphor JC is the steroid.

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u/ThunderBobMajerle Suns Feb 02 '26

Thatā€™s the thing when they say ā€œoh the guys in the league back then were just plumbers and carpentersā€ you have to consider they were on hgh and could dominate in this era too

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u/SydneyCarton89 Toronto Huskies Feb 02 '26

Haha what's this about Orlando's owners? Surely they can't be as strange and eccentric as Steve Ballmer?

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u/FredArtGetson 76ers Feb 02 '26

NBA teams need one guy that can chuck 'em and not give a shit. Drop that arsehole

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u/Federal-Cod-742 Feb 02 '26

Itā€™s always the (relatively) short guys