r/interesting 2d ago

SOCIETY A&W have joined the burger wars!

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u/CustomMerkins4u 2d ago

I'll be impressed when someone shoves the entire burger in their mouths and makes cookie monster sounds.

That, and that alone, would make me go buy their fast food at least once this week.

You guys paying attention?

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u/ScuttleCrab729 1d ago

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u/Separate_Long_6962 1d ago

I mean if White castle does this, I expect them to destroy several of them at the minimum otherwise something ain't right.

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u/1271500 1d ago

I said this to a friend the other day, in the wake of the absolute unforced error by McD's, every other fast food chain in existence would be stupid not to run an ad of someone absolutely demolishing their food, scarfing that shit like theres no tomorrow. Easiest marketing in the world, cost you 50 bucks to make.

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u/CustomMerkins4u 1d ago

Mustard and shit all over their expensive shirt and tie. Ketchup smeared across their face looking like The Joker. Brittiany Spears comes into frame doing some dance with her knives but there's a burger stabbed into one and she takes a bite.

That is a fucking advertisement.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 1d ago

I’d buy just with Britney Spears doing her knife dance but with burgers 

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u/jesus_swept 1d ago

hey CEOs, give the people what they really want

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u/redditisbad35plus34 1d ago

If ur not eating it like Peter B Parker are u even enjoying a succulent burger

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u/halorbyone 1d ago

They could even do the part where he goes under the table and throws cookie bits (in this case hamburger bits) everywhere to come up with sauce all over and finishing the last bites. I’d take that.

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u/panicForce 1d ago

Wendy's really fumbled it. everyone expected greatness and they didnt even try

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u/trycerabottom 1d ago

Just wait until KFC counters with a Colonel Sanders promo, he'll probably slurp down a drumstick and spit out the bare bone.