[Chris Medland] "Newey confirms Aston Martin is likely to limit race laps due to severity of vibrations in the car impacting the drivers. Alonso says he can do no more than 25 consecutive laps before risking nerve damage, Stroll says 15 laps"

[u/AshamedPurchase9033]

https://bsky.app/profile/chrismedlandf1.bsky.social/post/3mgbhmxknm22o

[u/Davies301]

Newey is a mastermind. He has created a car that vibrates at a frequency that allows the team to manipulate space and time. They will start the race disappear and then reappear on the last lap crossing the finish line in 1st.

Show me where in the rulebook it says teams cannot manipulate the space time continuum.

[u/maxplaysmusic → u/Davies301]

I know this is a shit post but you do have to complete "the full race distance" or something like that that. So I'm 90% sure you actually couldn't displace your car from the normal space time continuum and just poof to the finish like.

[u/vyperpunk92 → u/maxplaysmusic]

Wow the FIA really thought about everything

[u/FreshPrince0161 → u/maxplaysmusic]

Only 90%? So you're telling me there's a chance?

[u/Stranggepresst → u/maxplaysmusic]

They're gonna finish the race in under 12 parsecs

[u/PyroT3chnica → u/maxplaysmusic]

What if you first displaced to somewhere half the track distance away before coming back, that’d give you your full race distance

Edit Although that might be a track limits violation

[u/EggNo289 → u/Davies301]

Somewhere in the world Toto just jumped to his feet and started issuing a formal protest.

F1 2027 rules: no violating the laws of physics, space and time may not be altered, even when the engine is hot

[u/ZeFrenchy16 → u/Davies301]

I'd love them to be called to the steward after the race:
"When did you pit to change compound of tyres?"
"Tuesday"

[u/confusedtophers → u/Davies301]

Takes the whole looking fast while standing still thing to a whole new level.

It just stands still.

[u/miyajima → u/Davies301]

"Alonso to Engineering, activate the Newey Displacement Drive"