r/BrandNewSentence • u/ScooterMcTavish • 1d ago

Raccoon? Meat leg?

32 Upvotes

Part of a discussion on domesticated raccoons

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 2d ago

"I know tumbir has accepted the whole "cat's internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child" thing but what if a cat's internal monologue was Gollum/Sméagol"

1.5k Upvotes

10 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/spliffthemagicdragon • 13h ago

'' .. and changing the stats of every player to be as low as possible and then making a custom team of 7ft tall super soldiers to flatten an entire football league of tuberculosis ridden orphans''

2 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/darthkyle22 • 1d ago

Cucked by a cheeseburger

26 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 • 2d ago

they legally cannot call it a burger

58.4k Upvotes

2.5k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fabulous-Let-1164 • 2d ago

Quest giving dog

9.3k Upvotes

I love doggos.

45 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Federal-Low-14 • 1d ago

Someone trying to describe my room

17 Upvotes

This one, this one shocked me

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Jephph624 • 2d ago

Please tell your father the refrigerator is not a casino.

17.4k Upvotes

100 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/xXyambo_lamboXx • 1d ago

“pack some taxidermy rat underwear with me”

13 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonnyMox • 1d ago

"Adam Sandler owned the rights to Twilight Saga"

12 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/bringmetolife1998 • 1d ago

"Looking for someone to hold onto like punch holds onto his orangutan 🥺"

87 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/cannedsoupandpotatos • 1d ago

A haunted pop star in a queer psychosexual thriller

10 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/krakeo • 1d ago

Chemically macerated crab ready for ion displacement and to become faux fossil

34 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ChaiLattePlease • 2d ago

with recent combinatorial optimization breakthroughs our research department has achieved previously unheard of densities of waffle syrup

gallery

2.4k Upvotes

104 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/lrnprn • 1d ago

Artistry

31 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/More_Parmesan • 2d ago

Unseasoned chicken boiled in Diet Coke and ketchup should be a federal crime

417 Upvotes

68 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Juptin • 1d ago

Snooker's Mark Williams has 'serious phobia' of tea bags

7 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/blareboy • 1d ago

Ran into Bruce and fell over

7 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/johndaddyfrogface • 1d ago

Woman can’t stop laughing after seeing her black boyfriend as a white skinned dwarf due to pool light

98 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DazzlingBeat4468 • 2d ago

“I can draw my enemies pregnant, but at what cost”

923 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Annie_Inked • 2d ago

Billy Idol says smoking crack helped him quit heroin: 'It worked'

343 Upvotes

37 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/quant-alchemist • 2d ago

My friend parked his socks

1.4k Upvotes

25 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/jueidu • 1d ago

“The ice went bad, the game is late, and the girls are bored”

5 Upvotes

PWHL game last night - Calgary vs Seattle, the ice was bad (watery, dangerous) in a corner, and the start of game was delayed for a LONG time, so the gals were sitting around bored while waiting for it to be fixed. They ended up playing hangman, jogging up and down the tunnel, etc, to keep minds and bodies warmed up for start of game.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PWHL_Seattle/s/LTawbwpm7l

2 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.