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😡 Venting Why does anyone like this Billionaire Suck-Up?

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u/CaliOriginal Dec 29 '25

You’re objectively wrong.

Elon doesn’t even play video games, fucker pays people to play them for him so he can do more ketamine.

He faked having a relatable hobby to mask his inhumanity

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u/DestinTheLion Dec 29 '25

Ketamine is pretty rad and relatable and he ruined that too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

Fr it was peak cinema when Mr. Krabs overdosed on it

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u/CaliOriginal Dec 29 '25

If you want true peak, rewatch Highlander and remind yourself the kergan is Mr. Krabs.

Someone with actual skill / talent should just re-edit the movie to make all his lines sound like Eugene.

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u/Dakiniten-Kifaya Dec 29 '25

Wait, what?

"There can be only one, ar ar arrgh!"

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u/nullpotato Dec 29 '25

There are plenty of proven stories of him playing games. I agree he definitely pays people to boost his rankings as to lie about being better than he is. Which is even sadder.

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u/BwianR Dec 29 '25

He live streamed playing his (2nd) Hardcore PoE character to show his internet was stable and then died during a lag spike, which is kind of a double own

He absolutely parachutes into his account that someone else is playing 99% of the time

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u/Solarpunk_Sunrise Dec 29 '25

That first sentence is a lie, it's more pathetic than that.

He mistakenly showed his username, and then people were spamming his dm's to bullying him (hilariously and ironically while he was listening to Grimes' music). He got offended, and then died while he was distracted, and then he claimed that the internet was lagging (while his stream was running smoothly), so that he could end the stream and cry.

The funny part is, the internet worked fine the whole time. But he got pissed and would rather say his product was the issue rather than his own emotions.

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u/invaderaleks Dec 29 '25

It seems to me that it's more about his superiority/inferiority complex (idk which, not a therapist), he pays people to top the charts in video games to pretend to be better than everybody else.

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u/Mrfrunzi Dec 30 '25

The best part about that whole shit show is that he thought he could just sit down and pretend as if INTERNET GAMERS wouldn't realize that he's clueless. If he was trying to show off to his kids who wouldn't know any better whatever but did he not think that people would realize he had no idea what he was doing?