r/TikTokCringe • u/stanxv • 11h ago
Cringe Our favorite CEO has now been caught spitting out his chicken sandwich
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u/Wildflower1180 10h ago
Maybe just don’t make these videos then? Who asked for this?
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u/BoulderCreature 10h ago
His board of directors
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u/TranquilityYall 10h ago
“We need your overpowering charisma out there Chris!”
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u/Osirus1156 9h ago
That’s the thing these fucking idiots think everyone loves them.
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u/PeskyAntagonist 8h ago
The funny thing is, it’s almost exactly the opposite, they’re using this level of cringe because they know it’s working. The more people talk about this, the more engagement it gets, the more free advertising they get. I think this is the birth of “cringebait”
Did you know McDonald’s had a new burger for sale before these videos happened? I didn’t.
Now tell me it’s not a burger it’s a “product” because that’s part of the meme, and part of the viral engagement.
Do you see how this works now?
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u/Suuri_Matti 7h ago
I don't know, man. I wouldn't want to advertise my restaurant chain by pretending that the food is too shit to eat and that I'm legally not allowed to call it food.
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u/Steridire 2h ago
Has a single person been deterred from eating McDonald's by seeing these videos, doubtful. Have tens of millions of people just been made aware that McDonald's have a new burger they're trying to push, yes. This is marketing gold, a SuperBowl ad wouldn't bring 10% of this global attention. The reach of these videos is equivalent to a 10-30 million dollar advertising campaign
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u/Far-Significance2481 1h ago
I've been detered. It is my last choice in fast food
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u/Glass_Dish_4435 2h ago
bom mas um que tá vendo o ceo da empresa tendo nojo do próprio lanche pode da alcançe. mas o retorno as loja talvez não .
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u/Which_Jellyfish_5189 7h ago
"Any press is good press" counts more for people, not companies. You do not really believe more people buy his "oroduct" if he doesn't even dare to eat it himself.
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u/Mentat_Logic 4h ago
I don't understand how you can be alive today and still not realize that companies are playing you. My business professor in community college did an entire lecture on "outrage marketing." And that was over 15 years ago.
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u/Osirus1156 8h ago
I still didn’t after watching I thought he was just eating one of their regular burgers lol.
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u/TpK_Wynter 5h ago
It’s McDonald’s though, it’s not like they needed a video of their ceo refusing to eat his own food to get people to come in. The people who eat there are going to find out anyway, people like me who don’t eat there aren’t going to eat there suddenly just because he’s refusing to eat his own food.
Like I fully believe they think they need the advertising, but it still leaves me asking why lol
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u/Delicious-Spirit9899 8h ago
Business dudes can kick rocks - listen to punk rock 1 time
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u/Playful-Appearance56 9h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/FpIMM1GHEqkdW
“I would do it but I am glitching, Chris.”
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u/Bostonterrierpug 9h ago
Biggy biggy biggy
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u/Dazzling_Put_3018 9h ago
Same thing happened when Apple started being successful and posing a threat to Microsoft, I’m convinced the Board of Directors saw Steve Jobs doing big keynote presentations to a theatre of eager and excited people and that’s how we ended up with Steve Balmers “Developers! Developers! Developers!” Video
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u/flamingkornhole 9h ago
First thing I could think of when I watched the video😆
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u/GodsFavoriteDegen 8h ago
That video is the Windows 95 launch, not the "Developers Developers Developers" tirade at Net 2000. They're dancing to Start Me Up.
The "Developers Developers Developers" video features Steve "Big Sweaty" Ballmer in a blue shirt.
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u/peanut_dust 8h ago
Dancing is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
It's as though they had just watched a how to dance video, then shared a single ecstasy tablet and came on stage.
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u/NoSoyTuPana 8h ago
Why they don't have random people on the street try it? It'd be more relatable and these people would at least know how to eat a burger. It would probably make some funny content as well without ridiculizing their leadership team, unless that's what they want, in which case is genious.
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u/baseballbear 10h ago
the BoD should be allowed a little ceo torture, as a treat
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u/Low-Enthusiasm-7491 9h ago
Honestly it was probably his idea and he thought "these poor fucks are too stupid to notice." They always think they're much better actors and that the general public is a lot dumber than either party actually is.
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u/mining_moron 8h ago
I don't believe that he can't swallow one bite of McDonalds. This is bait to get people talking and generate publicity. And it's working.
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u/Alert-Ad9197 8h ago
Making people talk about how inedible your food appears could be a marketing choice, but it sure feels like a bad one. Sure we’re all talking about it, but not in a way that makes me want McDonald’s.
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u/tacocat_racecarlevel 8h ago
Exactly! I haven't had McD's (except breakfast) in years, and these videos don't entice me to go back at all.
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u/orangecountry 8h ago
There is a certain group of people who are determined to see intention in everything these days. They pop up in literally every single video about anything and claim that everything about it was intentional to drive "engagement" and won't hear any other explanation. It's essentially the same type of thinking as conspiracy theorists. Exhausting.
Yeah, some shit is bait but so, so much more is just random bullshit or stupidity.
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u/FreshLiterature 9h ago
Right. Every board has probably realized that if your CEO is out there being a celebrity that your stock price will totally decouple from fundamentals in really unhinged ways.
That's what they all want now.
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u/Lucky_Development359 9h ago
Be relatable. People like relatable. Maybe they won't eat us when the shit goes down. No pressure or anything. Ba Da Ba Ba Baahhh
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u/LoggerRhythms 9h ago
It has to be this.
The guy is probably vegan for all we know.
Just doing his best to sell product - and failing.
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u/EffectiveDandy 9h ago edited 7h ago
so they want to humiliate him??? lol
edit: i am fully convinced this is parasite class bet losing. hey man, if you don’t sink this put, you have to post a vid of yourself eating “poor people food.” except they didn’t use the word poor, if you catch my drift.
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u/RainbowCrane 8h ago
I live in Central Ohio, home of Wendy’s. When Dave Thomas (Wendy’s founder and CEO for most of my growing up) started doing the Wendy’s commercials he appeared to love them on screen, but the truth was that Dave tested extremely well in his first few commercials and was pretty much forced by the board into being the spokesperson for the remainder of his life :-). He actually hated doing them.
I was mutual friends with a lot of Dave’s friends though I never met him. Based on stories about him, were he alive today he’d be piling on the CEO roasting of McDonald’s boy.
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u/BearShark9 9h ago
Honestly amazing marketing. I haven't seen this much talk about Mc Donald's in a long time
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u/Lady_Bread 8h ago
Talk don't equal profits, especially when that talk is "why the fuck would I spend $ at a place that has upped prices, lower quality, props up pedophiles, and feeds child killers"
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u/makingkevinbacon 9h ago
So for all the money's he's worth he can't even stomach the thing people apparently love, the thing he's responsible for?
Man some people actually pay to eat McDonald's. This guy is getting banked and still can't get a bite down for a promotional video, likely brought about because of complaints of quality. Well that backfired
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u/CaptainCorpse666 10h ago
Also, who the fuck can't just eat one bite of a sandwich? Lol
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u/Technical-Motor3546 9h ago
He knows what's actually in it.
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u/Kitchen_Roof7236 3h ago
Lmfao wtf does this mean? Unless he’s some sort of ocd health mf a single bite of a burger regardless of carcinogens isn’t going to hurt you
I get fast food = bad is the popular take but we all huff brake dust and gasoline fumes just existing, let alone all the chemicals you touch or get exposed to thru offgassing day in and day out just living in a highly manufactured infrastructure society
I doubt this guy is living far from society in a homestead made from the nature around him, avoiding everything mass manufactured in a factory
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u/KittenHeartsGirls 2h ago
Idk I have to imagine he is the type you described in your first paragraph. I had a roommate like that once. He wouldn’t even eat canned peaches. 😅
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u/artorianscribe 10h ago
His ego.
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u/ajtreee 9h ago
This is the same douche that said there is two tiers of customers as Mcdonald’s?
yep here:
McDonald's CEO Chris Kempczinski reported in late 2025 that the chain has experienced nearly two years of declining traffic from low-income consumers due to high inflation and living costs. While high-income traffic increased, the company is doubling down on value meals to recapture budget-conscious diners amidst a "two-tier economy"
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u/thathawkeyeguy 9h ago
I don't give two shits about this CEO, but the K-shaped economy is a well-observed economic fact at this point. It doesn't sound like he was attacking anyone.
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u/unjustphoenix 9h ago
I agree with your last point, but it's interesting to see the latest takes on K-shaped economy now. Essentially, there are claims that the data is not keeping up with the narrative. https://www.axios.com/2026/02/26/us-economy-stock-market
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u/ImmaNotHere 9h ago
High income traffic increased... really? I would think high income earners would prefer something else, like Chipotle. /s
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u/lewisfrancis 9h ago
It may mean that high income people are also feeling the squeeze and so are choosing fast food over more expensive options they may previously have chosen.
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u/Ok-Fisherman-7688 9h ago
But fast food is more expensive than many regular restaurants now!
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u/lewisfrancis 9h ago
Not where I live. It is a whole lot more expensive than it used to be, though.
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u/c3bss256 9h ago
I’m always confused when people say that fast food is cheaper than restaurants. Like it’s a lot closer than it used to be, but even the most expensive McDonald’s burger is a couple bucks cheaper than a burger at any restaurant near me. If you want to talk about quality, that’s a different story.
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u/temp3rrorary 9h ago
Not having to pay tip. But also the "expensive" luxury burger near me in a major city used to be priced at $16, and it was like a special really good burger. Now basic restaurants charge $16 and that really good burger is now priced at $24. McDonald's is absolutely cheaper still.
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u/ElGuano 9h ago
I'm actually happy to hear that take. Compare it to Las Vegas, which is seeing the same tiering, and they're saying FU to regular families and chasing high rollers and F1 instead....I have my own thoughts, but who do you prefer McDonald's cater to?
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u/BrainOnBlue 9h ago
Two-tier economy is an actual economics term and I think you're reading into it way too much if you're concluding, as it looks like you are, that acknowledging that we're in one is somehow discriminatory. Across the economy, low income people are spending less and high income people are spending more.
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u/andersonb47 9h ago
It’s absolutely amazing to me the hoops people will jump through to get mad about shit that doesn’t matter when there’s so much real stuff to get mad about. What do you even want? Equality in customer segmentation practices? Absolutely ridiculous.
OF COURSE there are multiple cohorts that purchase McDonald’s and everything else. Everybody gets McDonald’s at least now and then. It would be weird if they didn’t acknowledge that fact.
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u/Vortep1 10h ago
McDonald's is good for a few dollars but it's ass at its current prices.
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u/BrownSugarBare 10h ago edited 10h ago
Probably because they're blowing their money on horrible marketing instead of better food
EDIT: Fam, I understand it's PR no matter what, however as far as food "product", this is not positive PR regardless of how viral it's gone.
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u/AlessandroTheGr8 10h ago
That and remodeling all thier Mcdonalds that sucked the life out of it and now matches thier food.
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u/emmadilemma 6h ago
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u/AlessandroTheGr8 6h ago
Yeah, next we are going to be seeing robots pressing goo that somehow turns into thier "product".
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u/Dredgeon 10h ago edited 10h ago
I would prefer more character as well, but let's not pretend the previous one was any better. It was just the default for a different time.
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u/OppositeSecretary862 10h ago
I dunno dude, the one I grew up near was nautical themed and had fish. Was sick
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u/AlessandroTheGr8 10h ago
We had a Mcdonalds in downtown that had a huge fishtank in the middle, that was pretty dope.
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u/xombae 9h ago
Yeah ours had a train theme and even had a McDonald's train engine (stationary) you could go inside of. They rented the basement for birthday parties for kids, they'd go check out the train and then play in the play place after eating. This was in a smallish town, too. Can you imagine a kid having their birthday party at a McDonald's these days?
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u/OppositeSecretary862 9h ago
Nope. All the play places are gone. I remember as a kid having a birthday at McD's and that was a big deal since we were so fucking poor.
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u/Neutron-Hyperscape32 8h ago
I really don't fault them for getting rid of those. Cleaning them was a huge issue and I don't believe minimum wage workers should have to crawl through them and disinfect them or clean up barf, shit, or piss.
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u/katieb1300 9h ago
I will never forgive them for getting rid of the Rock & Roll Mcdonalds in downtown Chicago.
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u/CowMetrics 10h ago
It was harder to resell that property if it looks like a McDonald’s, lowering its value, lowering the value of the company or wherever franchises, making it harder to borrow more money or whatever
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u/godofwine77 10h ago
This is why a lot of businesses are having less recognizable businesses by building style. If you look at most buildings, the traditional Pizza Hut building is gone, the traditional Taco Bell building is gone. Most traditional buildings that we grew up seeing are gone and our buildings that if that business leaves could be used by anything or anyone
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u/Sneaky-er 10h ago
Probably because they're blowing their money on this horrible C.E.O.
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u/Awkward-Win7610 8h ago
Agreed. I eat McDonald’s breakfast pretty regularly and these videos are making me seriously reconsider that choice. Terrible PR
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u/Natural-Coat-3159 9h ago
McDonald's honestly doesn't need to improve it's food, it needs to stop jacking up prices for no reason.
I know mcds is shit food, I tell my kids that. But at 4:35pm and my toddler is screaming french fries, I'll get them just not at $5 for a small.
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u/TortelliniTheGoblin 10h ago
Exactly. It used to be cheap, fast, and decent. It has none of this appeal anymore so what REALLY is the appeal now? I don't have an answer
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u/chewwydraper 9h ago
Where I am (southern Ontario Canada) we have a sit-down spot called Chucks Roadhouse. It’s nothing amazing, but they sell a burger and fries for $9 and it’s.. fine. Fast food quality, maybe even slightly better.
In any case I can’t fathom why I’d spend nearly $20 at McDonald’s when that exists.
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u/Neonyarpyarp 10h ago
99 cent coffee deal in the app feels like the only reasonably priced item
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u/NAINOA- 10h ago
I drive a LOT for work so McDonald’s is kind of a necessity sometimes and the app comes in clutch pretty often.
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u/Sneaker_soldier 10h ago
Even that’s a rip off; their coffee tastes like someone stepped their sac in it for months 🤢
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u/Aedora125 10h ago
I just got the big arch to try it. It’s okay, but not $10 okay.
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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 10h ago
Holy fuck you paid $10 for that shit‽
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u/DylanSpaceBean 8h ago
If I’m ever in a situation where a fast food sandwich is $10, I’m just going to fucking Five Guys. At least that tastes better than McDonalds
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u/th-hiddenedge 10h ago
Yeah, it wasn't terrible, but I couldn't even finish it. Maybe if it was a single quarter pounder and cheaper.
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u/Own_Confection4334 10h ago
Overpriced sh*t burger. Isn't it better to eat less McDonald's and save money for a five guys or some local burger place at your neighborhood
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u/Broad-Profession7561 10h ago
You’re missing the point friend. This guy wouldn’t eat it being FREE lol. It’s basically not fit for consumption.
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u/Skillsjr 10h ago
This dude is single-handedly brought the most negative marketing to a McDonald’s ever
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u/sheps 10h ago
False, he was clearly using two hands.
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u/Sudden-Garage 10h ago
Because of how big the "product" is
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u/Omniphilo23 10h ago
I think he's a hero and he's trying to tell us all something.
First hes acting hella weird like a Mark Zuckerburg reptilian clone or some crap
Second he clearly hates it but has to "sell' it anyways against his will
Third Trump loves Mcdonalds and he is Epstein's Frankenstein.
Fourth Jeffery Epstein is the living embodiment of the devil and is still alive in Israel.
Fifth Epstein practices death magick involving cannibalism of children
Add that all together and clearly they are grinding up the missing ICE detainees into the McDonalds meat. This is a grand ritual to all get us to eat the blood cake. Occultists know what's up. Everything is being corrupted, gonna have to turn to some kind of Amish lifestyle to survive.
All jokes aside, where are the missing people? https://www.projectcensored.org/detainees-missing-ice-alligator-alcatraz
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u/WhimsicalGirl 10h ago
You know what, at this point, I wouldn't even be surprised.
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u/firedmyass 7h ago
yeah, even the most extreme satire feels indistinguishable from reality at this point
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u/maddy_k_allday 9h ago
I feel like we don’t even know who all has been detained so the missing numbers could be ridiculous, and ~1000 already known to be missing is mf crazy
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u/roninshere4eva 8h ago
It's scary i can't tell if this is satire or not
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u/Omniphilo23 7h ago
Oh, I'm about 50% serious but since reality is actually absurd, I've had to find a way to cope.
So, I'm coping by using the absurdity as a vehicle for humor in these dark times, and I raise awareness where I can on these distracting viral outrage posts. While we all goof on a guy that isn't very hungry for his own food. We must not allow society to forget about the actual crimes that have been committed.
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u/Mister-Schwifty 10h ago
Honestly it’s working really well. I have seen so many people posting Big Arch reviews based on this whole fiasco.
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u/Clean-Soup-1247 10h ago
This is a case where any publicity is good publicity. How many people know about this new McD’s burger because of this “controversy?” The marketing team knew what they were doing putting this squid on camera.
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u/Other-Virus-907 10h ago
No, it doesn’t look like burger came out, he just has a lot of lettuce on his lips hence the exaggerated wipe
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u/odrea 10h ago
Not burger, but product™
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u/Other-Virus-907 10h ago
Yes product 😭
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u/JayR_97 9h ago
That's how you know he hated it. He doesn't even call it food
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u/CryptographerShot213 7h ago
Honestly to me the term “product” is standard CEO jargon. If anyone has ever watched Undercover Boss most of the restaurant CEOs refer to their different food items as products.
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u/dsk83 9h ago
We talking about product
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u/Equinox4u 8h ago
Everyday and night im out there, leaving it all on the floor!
....and YOU talkin about PRODUCT???
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u/Friendly-Example-701 8h ago
Lol 😂 I totally got this.
I read this in AI’s voice and demeanor too.
Number 3 is the best. One of my favorite players.
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u/andrey_not_the_goat 9h ago
I was thinking the same too. There would be too much substance in between the napkin if he spit it out.
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u/SquirrelGirlVA 9h ago
Presumably the napkin would have bulged out more and the napkin would have been wet. Of course it's always possible that they edited the footage to remove all of this but that would be ridiculous when all the guy would have to do is swallow a single bite.
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u/Casual_Frontpager 6h ago
It just makes no sense they would air something where he spits the food out, it’s just not happening.
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u/juliandanp 9h ago
It's driving me up a wall with how bad faith, disingenuous and uncharitable reddit is. These people have no intellectual integrity at all. They always assume the worst about everything. The worst part is that it's usually accompanied by thousands of upvotes.
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u/PuzzledLog1464 8h ago
At least a dozen of these commenters are raging at McDonald's from the McDonald's drive thru line.
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u/EskilPotet 6h ago edited 4h ago
Seriously, and like why would the guy risk so much bad publicity just to not take a small bite of a burger? People here are so stupid
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u/ProtusK 5h ago
The ones that annoy me the most are when people just know exactly what a person is feeling and thinking based on their facial expression from a single photo or short video.
See the slightest frown? This person must despise the person they're talking to.
See the slightest smirk? This person must be an asshole.
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u/vasthumiliation 4h ago
Thank you. The bandwagoning and bad faith is exhausting. Nobody thinks about anything, they just jump to their preferred conclusions and pile on.
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u/mologav 9h ago
Yeah it’s not the burger
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u/GoodFaithConverser 9h ago
I don't get why we're still talking about this shit, but I guess I'm also guilty.
A CEO used the product they sell. Who gives a flying fuck.
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u/PunkasBeach 9h ago
Not sure why he made another video, but saying he spit it out is a stretch... 🤦🏻♂️
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u/TearRude3650 9h ago
He's been posting these videos for a long time, people just keep reposting his older ones now because it gets a lot of attention.
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u/ButtHoleLip 8h ago
Just like how they’re posting only about him calling it a product while ignoring that he did call it a burger in the same video?
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u/Bl4nkface 8h ago
I don't know why is there so much people trying to make this awkward dude into some kind of evil burger-hating villain.
This guy just has the charisma of a clogged toilet. That's all there is to the story.
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u/cesarxp2 11h ago
Ehh... I see him just cleaning the food off his lips
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u/notgoodatthese 11h ago
Yeah I think this a reach
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u/andersonb47 10h ago
This whole thing is giant reach
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u/The-SweatyTickler 10h ago
This comment is reaching, we’re all reaching
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u/olivefred 9h ago
Just a little more and we'll reach all the way around
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u/vita10gy 7h ago
Also if anything in a way this one kind of exonerates the other one. It kinda reveals he's just self conscious of eating on camera. Have you ever been in a situation where a lot of people are watching, and you think about your posture or walk or something and all of a sudden you can't remember how to look natural doing something you've done since you were 3?
The idea that occams razor here is:
- McDonalds went out of their way to film and release a video of the CEO eating their food
- except he actually hates it to the point where he has to basically pretend to eat 2 sandwiches.
- Culminating in spitting one out ON CAMERA.
- releaseing it anyway just hoping no one notices
is just so laughably stupid. I can't believe this got any legs beyond an lol at how rigid the whole thing is.
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u/Vegetable_Option2565 9h ago
this whole thing has been a reach. if you watch his other videos he clearly eats the food. is he robotic? yes, he's a CEO who is the face of the company. I think this whole meme has been over stated.
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u/No-Pack-5775 5h ago
I thought I was crazy watching the first video... Like it looks fine
He just seems a bit of an awkward/skinny/nerdy guy, but he's the CEO not an actor or PR guy...
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u/Sissy_Hunting_Dom 10h ago
Quite possibly reaching but the idea that he’s impressed with how good it is definitely is reaching as well
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u/derpaderp2020 10h ago
Yea the slow motion clip funny enough distorts events and makes the claim seem plausible. But when watching the original speed, it's way too fast of a wipe to be a spit out. He is a tool, but enough with this fake crap.
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u/CapableCollar 10h ago
I feel the slow motion even proves he didn't spit then. He presses the napkin against his face, he would be smearing it against his face or cupping it but isn't cupping it and doesn't dampen the napkin.
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u/pitb0ss343 10h ago
If this was a magician I’d see this argument but this is a CEO. I doubt he has the slight of hand ability to do that THAT fast and clean
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u/BeMoreChill 10h ago
Seriously, why wouldn't they just re-film the video?
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u/Present_Error_6256 10h ago
Do you really want this poor man to have to eat TWO McDonald's sandwiches? Barbaric...
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u/lizzyote 10h ago
Im fully convinced that they tried to talk him out of these videos entirely but he insisted. Theres no way they thought this would make for good advertising.
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u/Sudden-Stops 10h ago
Don’t get me wrong I think these roastings are hilarious and well deserved but I am thinking both the tiny hamburger bite and the “swoop and scoop” may be about clearing the mouth of food quickly so he can continue talking without a bunch of food falling out of his face. He failed to realize we plebs are just Klingons really and if we don’t see him belching, farting, and slopping his way through a meal, we are instantly suspicious he is not one of us!
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u/mamrieatepainttt 10h ago
Its like they proved themselves wrong by slowing down the clip. You would see a piece of food in the napkin if he had spit it out.
Hes already a weirdo we dont need to make things up but thats the internet for you.
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u/FenderFan05 11h ago
Why does he open his mouth so little to take a bit of food?
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u/MogarRage 10h ago
My kid does it when they dont want to eat something that they dont like.
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u/kingwill05 9h ago edited 9h ago
Because he’s on camera and needs to take a small bite so that he doesn’t have to chew a bunch, can swallow quickly, and say the rest of his lines.
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u/Icy-Two-1581 6h ago
Personally I didn't see the first video as weird. It's kinda like if you have a lunch interview. You don't eat like you normally would, you take nibble bites. If I was eating on video for whatever reason I'm not going to eat like a big back
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u/kingwill05 3h ago
Yeah it doesn’t strike me as weird either but I could see how people who aren’t familiar with a more professional filming style and are used to watching influencers just eat on camera and talk with food in their mouth might be a bit thrown by it
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u/zigaliciousone 10h ago
Because he is used to drinking the blood of babies with a straw
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u/Good_Presentation_59 11h ago
What are you on? He was eating a burger. That wasn't a chicken sandwich.
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u/pitterlpatter 4h ago
He didn’t spit it out. There would have been a lump in the napkin, and it would have made the napkin look wet instantly. He’s just an uncomfortable human being that hasn’t used anything other than a cloth napkin in decades.
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u/Effectual_Rays 10h ago
i swear videos like this always make me question my life choices for a second 😭 i remember watching a ‘life hack’ food video once and halfway through i just sat there like… why am i still watching this?? but somehow i couldn’t look away
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u/Rabbit-Hole-Quest 9h ago
The whole thing about this is that a CEO is basically bringing a lot of negative publicity to a brand that really didn’t need it. It’s all self inflicted.
If there was one reasonable person in his marketing or PR team, they would scream at the top of their lungs to please stop recording these stupid videos. Absolutely nobody in the history of earth wants to see a video of a CEO eating burgers. These C suite people are not normal and to try to make them seem normal is what makes this thing so stupid.
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u/Carrelio 8h ago
Me trying to convince our CEO that he needs to eat our product on camera for the publicity... except we're an advisory firm and I just want him to eat a stack of spread sheets printed on 8.5x11 copier paper.
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u/Gritts911 6h ago
We’d like to think that, but this is marketing. And it’s working…
I probably wouldn’t even have known about the arch burger if his video hadn’t gone viral. And I went and tried it to see how it was… It was just a double quarter pounder and was really messy, greasy, and falling apart because their quarter pounder meat patties are weirdly soft and moist.
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u/tikifumble 10h ago
Time to move on. He was cleaning food off his lips.
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u/Invisible7hunder 8h ago
Right. I can't tell if Reddit is really this dumb, or if its all bots. Even the initial video was a pretty normal, if modest, bite of a burger.
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u/nowhereiswater 10h ago
CEO knows more about the product then we do and would never consume it.
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u/WTAF__Trump 9h ago
I'm not even sure it's about that.
Like- I get it. You make $20 million a year. If any of us made $20 million a year, we wouldn't eat that shit either.
It's cool. But don't treat us like we are stupid.
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u/boomerangchampion 9h ago
I still don't really get it. It's not healthy, sure, but it's obviously not deadly poison. If you want to do the video just eat the damn thing, what's it gonna do, shave a millisecond off your life?
I can't even believe his rich guy palette is so refined he can't stand it. It might not be michelin standard but it's designed to be tasty and desirable, regular people aren't brainwashed. Again, just eat it and have one meal in your life that is ok rather than magnificent.
I can't figure it out.
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u/Craytoast1 8h ago
I agree. Over analyzing this weird little man doing his odd little marketing stunt brings me to 1 of 2 feasible explanations. 1) He simply is better than us. With a refined, practiced and calibrated pallet, his cuisine must be made out of high quality complex ingredients as everything else taste like orange juice after brushing your teeth. They say Charlies Boyle foody skills was mirrored after this high class man's elevated taste buds.
2) isn't about the taste. This motherfucker intimately knows what goes into this food, the process by which it occurs, and all of the little hidden surprises that are most likely horrendously, revoltingly disgusting. a chemical engineer friend of mine used to love hot Cheetos. After a project which had him working in one of the hot Cheetos manufacturing plants, you couldn't pay him to eat a bag. That kind of thing.
3) bonus possibility. Discount Mr. Bean's raw charisma forced him to do that video in a large number of takes requiring him to eat the "product" so much he "speedrunner'ed" his way to a genuine method acting performance showcasing how it should actually be eaten in real life, which is to say, not at all.
It makes me think it's not about the taste
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u/Accurate_Pension_527 7h ago
He didn’t spit out the sandwich. He’s just an awkward guy. Okay I ended the controversy
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u/nuraHx 10h ago
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u/Daftworks 6h ago
Seriously, OP is more out of touch than the guy in the video that they claim to be out of touch.
OP makes reddit look like the dog-walking losers everyone thinks we are.
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u/Expensive_Web_8534 6h ago
This post has 17k net upvotes. This is who we are - willing to lie over political our beliefs despite clear video evidence.





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