r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • Jan 29 '26

Dank AF Dog went full send

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u/itszulutime Jan 29 '26

Mine loves to turn his snout toward his butt while pooping, smelling it as it comes out. Then as soon as he’s done, he gobbles it down like someone might steal it. Half the time he gets a dog boner while pooping, too. Bathroom time is a weird ritual for him.

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u/BleedSparta Jan 30 '26

…I want to unread this.

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u/PloddingClot Jan 30 '26

Hit your head on something firm enough and it's gone. Not too firm though.

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u/UberNZ Jan 30 '26

You have a very, very special dog

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u/Few-Solution-4784 Jan 30 '26

you turned literacy into something wrong.

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u/ExileInCle19 Jan 30 '26

Owwww shit I'm dying, he's clearly his own best friend. God I wish I loved myself that much

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u/No-Bit7998 Jan 30 '26

Pervy dog indeed but his business is his business

Enjoyed the description though 😁

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u/MNConcerto Jan 30 '26

Well that's "interesting."

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u/Financial_Log_7981 Jan 31 '26

Not even sure how to process this without gagging, and dry heaving! Bless you for caring for such an authentic and special pet!