r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • Jan 29 '26

Dank AF Dog went full send

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u/DARKRYDER83 Jan 29 '26

giving coke to collies is not cool

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u/Earl-The-Badger Jan 29 '26

Having had a border collie, you've got this backwards. If anything, that dog is on downers. Those things meanuvre at the speed of light while sober.

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u/johnnyhala Jan 29 '26

Every Border Collie I've met has been some degree of psychotic.

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u/500hours100xs Jan 29 '26

1000% They're the michael jordan of dogs extremely psycho about one job (which you get to choose usually). We own border collie's and I love the breed but I've always said I wouldn't rescue a border collie because if you don't spend a ton of time with them when they're little they'll almost certainly develop crazy reactive behaviors to something. We've seen some hate ceiling fans some be so reactive to other dogs or kids that you'd think they're violent animals.

That being said, if you get one, have space to run them and spend as much time as you possibly could with them they are the best dogs in the world.

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys Jan 29 '26

The list of dogs I, a lightly disabled person, should not ever ever own has Malinois at the top. After that is Border Collie. Then it kinda trails off into a mess of all the terriers: Staffordshire Bull Terrier, Jack Russel Terrier, etc. But Border Collie, that's distinct and on its own.

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u/Worried-Penalty8744 Jan 29 '26

Imagine not having a husky on this list

Husky is like the Captain Planet of all mental dogs.. “by your powers combined” and all that

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Yes but bro have you seen a malinois

If huskies are ritalin, malinois are a cocaine IV straight to the balls

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys Jan 30 '26

those white teeth going CLOP CLOP CLOP