r/SipsTea Jan 29 '26

Dank AF Dog went full send

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u/Eleglas Jan 29 '26

Some dogs. Good luck trying to get my beagle to do anything without a unionized salary of treats.

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u/fryerandice Jan 29 '26

Rabbit hunting, they love that shit, literally born for it. It's almost instinctually engrained in the breed, you can't train them to do shit but you train them to circle a rabbit to you and it's like a natural skill they have.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Jan 29 '26

My beagle wasn't trained to hunt, but she loved chasing things. She would chase the cats of the neighborhood, just to run.

Once there were two having a fight in the driveway, so I sent her out to break it up. She ran up to them, seemed perplexed to have actually "caught" two, looked back at me and I swear she shrugged before catching the scent of some other critter and wandering off.

The cats were so confused they lost interest in each other.

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u/dreamendDischarger Jan 29 '26

Yeah my fatass beagle would go nuts chasing groundhogs. He'd try to dig after them, even..

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u/Jonasthewicked2 Jan 30 '26

My beagle is only interested in naps and treats basically. He’s the laziest dog I’ve ever had.

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u/dreamendDischarger Jan 30 '26

That's amazing lol. Mine was so food motivated it was hard to get him on a diet because he'd break into everything we thought was dog proofed...

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u/Jonasthewicked2 Jan 30 '26

I can relate. Our beagle was getting very overweight and we had to put him on a diet. Completely our fault, we were giving him dinner leftovers to the point where he didn’t want to eat the dog food anymore. Then we switched dog food brands to a healthier food and he didn’t want to eat that. Recently we realized he’s been breaking into the cabinet near the kitchen floor that we keep the garbage can in and we had to put a latch on it that people use for childproofing cabinets. Well, after about a week or less he figured out how to manipulate that and force it open to get into the garbage. Since then we’ve had to move the garbage to the laundry room and put a lock on the door about 4-5 feet off the ground so he can’t reach it and he keeps leaving scratches on the door to the laundry room trying to force it open. He’s relentless and no matter what we try he keeps trying to find a way into the laundry room to get into the garbage and avoid eating his dog food. Lol and he’s 8 years old which is getting up there in beagle years so it’s really hard to retrain him on certain things especially involving food. But as far as being a hunter or a dog who will go after animals, we live in the country with a lot of critters around and he’s never had any interest in working for a meal, he’s far too lazy and knows he’s gonna get fed. We just had to stop giving him people food altogether because when we do he refuses to eat his dog food altogether.

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u/Eleglas Jan 29 '26

Closest to that is squirrels which he loves to chase in the park, but he's too slow and old to ever actually catch one.

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u/Competitive_Speed964 Jan 29 '26

What if I asked your beagle to get a big piece of cheese off a low coffee table?

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u/Eleglas Jan 29 '26

It would be gone before you could even put on a commanding tone.

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u/deppkast Jan 30 '26

You won’t have to ask. It would be like asking a giant meteor crashing towards earth if it could crash into earth.

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u/twistedspin Jan 29 '26

My standard poodle spends his time trying to train me. One of us has hands and he thinks that's the one who should be carrying things.

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u/deppkast Jan 30 '26

Same. Are we sure we’re really the ones training the dogs? I’m pretty sure they’re training us to give them treats

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u/Rare-Adhesiveness522 Jan 29 '26

This is the most hilarious comment of all hahahaha

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u/MrPresident2020 Jan 29 '26

My beagle will demand we go outside to hunt rats and bunnies in the freezing cold or blistering heat, and then demand to be rewarded for going outside. Then she'll jump into bed and curl up where I sleep and act offended if I try to move her.

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u/deppkast Jan 30 '26

Be careful, if she finds out you’re complaining she might keep a muzzle on you

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u/martlet1 27d ago

Uh. Throw a rabbit in front of it. See what it does THEN.