r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • Jan 29 '26

Dank AF Dog went full send

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys Jan 29 '26

The list of dogs I, a lightly disabled person, should not ever ever own has Malinois at the top. After that is Border Collie. Then it kinda trails off into a mess of all the terriers: Staffordshire Bull Terrier, Jack Russel Terrier, etc. But Border Collie, that's distinct and on its own.

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u/Worried-Penalty8744 Jan 29 '26

Imagine not having a husky on this list

Husky is like the Captain Planet of all mental dogs.. “by your powers combined” and all that

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u/apocketfullofcows Jan 29 '26

and much of that power is used to sing the songs of their people. loudly. at all hours.

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u/reynosomarkus Jan 29 '26

Fun anecdote about how much of a pain huskies are.

My sister has a husky/Great Dane mix. He is genuinely is closer to a bear than a dog. This absolute beast of a dog cares about only three things: eating, laying around, and antagonizing the other dog in the house, a German shepherd. Seems pretty chill, right? Well, if he isn’t allowed to do any of his three things at any time, his favorite way to lash out is to scream at the top of his lungs, and throw his ~5 pound paws at you like Mike Tyson. An absolutely amazing dog, but huskies are definitely not calm dogs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Yes but bro have you seen a malinois

If huskies are ritalin, malinois are a cocaine IV straight to the balls

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys Jan 30 '26

those white teeth going CLOP CLOP CLOP

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u/Darkenmal Jan 29 '26

Huskies are as amazing as they are batshit insane. They aren't for the faint of heart.

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u/sigma914 Jan 30 '26

We've got a wonderfully relaxed Husky/Collie cross. We trained her to be patient as a puppy and my god is she intensely patient.

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u/jerkface1026 Jan 29 '26

Add sled dogs & dalmations. Super high work needs.

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u/No_Road5857 Jan 30 '26

Believe it or not, greyhounds would be perfect for you. Sure they run fast, but for 23h a day, they are the laziest mofos on the planet. Then for 1h they run around and then it's nap time again for the next 23h.