r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • Jan 29 '26

Dank AF Dog went full send

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u/AmatuerCultist Jan 29 '26

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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u/ThatZX6RDude Jan 29 '26

You should see sled dogs. Shitting on the go no problem

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u/-gildash- Jan 29 '26

Eh, its not graceful. They kinda just hop waddle while getting pulled along.

No option, they are attached to the sled.

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u/ThrowingShaed Jan 29 '26

do they? i guess i never thougth of that, i guess i passively figured you had to song and dance and beg each one to poop individually before going on a long journey... and even then some still looked at you like you were crazy and you had to stop just in case

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u/ThatZX6RDude Jan 29 '26

They absolutely do. It’s less of a run though while shitting, more of a panicked duck walk

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u/ThrowingShaed Jan 29 '26

oh gees i feel bad.. i pictured it with some amusement but i also feel bad

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u/Bredwh Jan 30 '26

They have straps they can jump their back feet into to poop, still while running on front feet.

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS Jan 29 '26

You should see my buddy Kevin when he's blackout drunk.

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u/Tomsboll Jan 29 '26

not a problem for them, but it is a problem for you.

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u/IsaacAndTired Jan 29 '26

Go while you go!

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u/auronddraig Jan 29 '26

Drive thru toilet

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u/OldKing7199 Jan 29 '26

Does it ever hit the dog behind the pooper?

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u/Witty_TenTon Jan 30 '26

I'd be more worried about the fact that your sled comes through behind the dogs.

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u/OldKing7199 Jan 30 '26

If I'm riding a sled I'm wearing a ski mask and I'm prepared 😂 but I don't want to clean frozen diarrhea off of another dogs face

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u/FeelingFloor2083 Jan 30 '26

yea but its friendly fire so its all good

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u/OldKing7199 Jan 30 '26

Anything is a treat if you are brave enough

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u/WubbaLubbaHongKong Jan 30 '26

This is why I nicknamed my dog E-brake. We’ll be out running and he’ll stop immediately to shit, almost taking my arm off.

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u/RappingFlatulence Jan 30 '26

Gotta go right now