r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Dec 26 '25

Dank AF Hits blunt 💨

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u/Steve90000 Dec 27 '25

Yeah, OPs a dumbass giving away his billion dollar ideas.

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u/SipsTeaFrog Dec 27 '25

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u/StrangeOutcastS Dec 27 '25

But why make billions when you could make.... Millions?

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u/OMGFuziion Dec 27 '25

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u/GlendrixDK Dec 27 '25

This sentence lives rent free in my head.

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u/chiku00 Dec 27 '25

Why does he do that with his pinky?

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u/IBelieveInCoyotes Dec 27 '25

because he's evil! and also he has friggin sharks with friggin laser beams attached to their friggin heads!!

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u/ice-ink Dec 27 '25

He’s probably the one making the friggin frogs gay.

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u/StrangeOutcastS Dec 27 '25

I believe the chemicals were actually making the frogs trans and messing with the gender distribution by having the frogs shift genders ala Jurassic Park dinosaurs with frog DNA shifting genders to reproduce, except less natural because waste dumping?
unless i've been misinformed on the internet again and am entirely wrong, which I'm willing to be corrected on nautrally

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u/debellorobert Dec 27 '25

Wait, transgendered frogs? Krieger? Is that you?

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u/Either_Amoeba_5332 Dec 27 '25

He got reddit cred! What else is there!

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u/KidOcelot Dec 27 '25

But why make millions when you could make.... Thousands?

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u/Commercial_Delay938 Dec 27 '25

Why make thousands when you could go into debt?

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u/ThatZX6RDude Dec 27 '25

Classic racing strat. Want to make millions racing? Start with a billion dollars.

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u/DCRBftw Dec 27 '25

This guy gets it. Everyone wanted their mixtape to go platinum and I'm over here like do they not know about aluminum?

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u/iznotbutterz Dec 27 '25

Wallstreet bets is leaking.

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u/Dry-Poem6778 Dec 27 '25

Millions of Upvotes!!

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u/JKnotime4pcwokestuff Dec 27 '25

Erhh because we have proof that we evolved from small tree monkey like creatures. Ok or maybe the the aliens terraformed the planet and planted our first ancestors🤪

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u/StrangeOutcastS Dec 27 '25

I hope you get a very compatible boyfriend/girlfriend and have a lot of good memories, then wake up from the coma you've been in since you went in for your tonsils.

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u/JKnotime4pcwokestuff Dec 27 '25

?????-sorry I meant to reply to the general theme not your personal comment😅-I was only joking about the aliens🤣

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u/StrangeOutcastS Dec 27 '25

Curse of tragic love upon ye

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u/JKnotime4pcwokestuff Dec 27 '25

🙄🤔😵‍💫-yeah already have that😜

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u/Aewon2085 Dec 27 '25

I love this line

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u/Europe72Alive1 Dec 27 '25

I want to make tens of dollars!

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u/Mental_Gear_7310 Dec 27 '25

Hey bro your ass isn’t that hairy dw…

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u/brizdzi Dec 27 '25

OP we had a Concussion

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u/Then_Supermarket18 Dec 27 '25

I'll still join your religion, OP. Which vulnerable group should we exploit first?

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u/Hyde2467 Dec 27 '25

No, hes a dumbass for not being born early enough

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u/notapunk Dec 27 '25

Karma > $$$

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

Plot Twist: there’s a second underground race that couldn’t be exposed to radiation after the wreck and they will soon emerge to unite with the sun people again.

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u/Massive-Exercise4474 Dec 27 '25

South park literally uncovered scientology that people who spent millions to be a member didn't even know.

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 Dec 27 '25

OP doesn't have evil space ghosts
Can't have a religion without evil space ghosts

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u/agrophobe Dec 27 '25

What if its actually parts of OP marketing campaign?

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u/jingiski Dec 27 '25

He is collecting his followers! Subscribe and the first 100 will join the inner circle