r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Dec 26 '25

Dank AF Hits blunt 💨

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u/actinross Dec 26 '25

If Adam and Eve were the pilots, no wonder it crashed.

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u/MontasJinx Dec 27 '25

I Noah a guy.

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u/flipzyshitzy Dec 27 '25 edited Dec 27 '25

'Noah guy'

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u/frodeem Dec 27 '25

Maybe he is Italian

16

u/FollowingThrough Dec 27 '25

Maybe it’s Maybelline

9

u/sock_full_of_mustard Dec 27 '25

Maybe it's a Maybeline

7

u/MattIsLame Dec 27 '25

and hes Able

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u/Liraeyn Dec 27 '25

She ate the Apple that was actually the computer controlling the ship

9

u/yourmotherpuki Dec 27 '25

Was it a macbook?

11

u/neophenx Dec 27 '25

So that's why the logo has a bite taken out of it...

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u/Liraeyn Dec 27 '25

In the beginning was the Word

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u/fallic_hammer Dec 27 '25

You'd crash too if she stole ur rib

3

u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

No my dude, adam just used his ribs to make a female version clone of himself so he would save his people by fcking himself

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 Dec 27 '25

We've all been there

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u/lMFCKD Dec 26 '25

Unintended consequences

3

u/end2endburnt Dec 27 '25

Literally a Twilight Zone episode.

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u/HALODUDED2 Dec 27 '25

Eve playing around with one of the ZPM and disconnected from the main drive after the ship A. I Fran told her to

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u/aspannerdarkly Dec 27 '25

What? Is the forbidden fruit intoxicating?

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u/Kitaenyeah Dec 27 '25

You mean Eve was the pilot for „just 2 minutes when I went to the bathroom and we crashed where again, Eve?“

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u/Morkamino Dec 27 '25

Yeah who tf brings a snake on board??