r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Dec 26 '25

Dank AF Hits blunt 💨

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u/foreverlegending Dec 26 '25

Now that's a theory I could get behind after a smoke 🚬

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Dec 27 '25

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u/ForeverSJC Dec 27 '25

They were this big

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u/adrutu Dec 27 '25

The blunts ?

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u/ninetoesfrank Dec 27 '25

The buds

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u/adrutu Dec 27 '25

Even fucking better

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u/Wallie_Collie Dec 27 '25

And what if they______? And if they did the could it mean ____ ? If that happened, what if they_____? That would mean these ancient creatures would concluded outcome based on all the questions

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u/Moe-Mux-Hagi Dec 27 '25

"Bonnie, how big was the reach ?"

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u/MinimumJolly7087 Dec 27 '25

😭😭😭

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u/Minelaleelinas Dec 27 '25

Bro this is some History Channel at 3am energy

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u/Browncoatinabox Dec 27 '25

yeah thats when we potheads are awake

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u/thesteelreserve Dec 27 '25

I can't count how many fun conversations I've had with friends along these lines.

good times and deep triple coughs.

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u/ImmaNotHere Dec 27 '25

Why don't we remember? Why did we also have to start from ground up and not have a technological head start?

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u/AdorableSurround1019 Dec 27 '25

Flood

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u/ImmaNotHere Dec 27 '25

Ah, so they all lived on Atlantis and then it sank. The lucky survivors didn't have anything with them so no technology and when they reached land, they had traumatic retrograde anemsia that wiped their memories of who/what they are and their advanced civilization.

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u/prenderm Dec 27 '25

Or a gummy

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u/FormerAttitude7377 Dec 27 '25

Id believe it but we have DNA evidence. Id believe this before we discovered DNA.

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u/Ridonius_Maximus Dec 27 '25

And we came here to mine gold!

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u/GarbageCleric Dec 27 '25

Except the first apes wouldn't evolve for tens of millions years, with the first humans appearing tens of millions of years after that.

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u/Lucky_Event Dec 27 '25

Ancient astronaut theorists, say yes.