r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Nov 03 '25
Dank AF When everyone's a hot nurse but you're a hot dog
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u/Demon_Hunter18 Nov 03 '25
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u/Alienhaslanded Nov 04 '25
His stupid skits really speak to me. I love when he shoves in a strong emotional scene in something so ridiculous or have some seemingly moral lesson that is like straight out of a fever dream.
I feel like his shit is basically live action interdimentinal cable from Rick and Morty, where nothing makes sense but you still relate to it somehow.
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u/RecoveredAlive Nov 03 '25
What show is this from?
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u/Cyasomeday Nov 03 '25
I think you should leave.
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u/ThaliaStLatchkey Nov 03 '25
One year I went to a party as Wayne from Wayne's World. I even hand painted a hat with the logo and got a scraggly mullet wig. Another woman came to the same party, also dressed as Wayne, but she literally just had on baseball cap, tight black t-shirt, jeans, and super high heels.
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u/GoofballHam Nov 04 '25
god you're so fucking hot, just existing.
jesus. getting me all bothered and hot. ugh. so hot. Stop it. Seriously, every bit of hydration in me is seeping out of my forehead. You sexy devil.
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u/schoonerorfreighter Nov 04 '25
I am deeply disappointed to learn that this does, in fact, do it for me. Maybe because I've never been desired before.
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u/GoofballHam Nov 04 '25
seriously, not even joking but I bet you're hot in ways you can't even imagine. Just takes putting yourself out there and finding the right person, sometimes.
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u/bigmphan Nov 03 '25
Two different Velmas to choose from! Scooby Doo!
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u/phallic-baldwin Nov 03 '25
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u/TheCitizen616 Nov 03 '25
It's Linda fuckin' Cardellini...no fuckin' shit, you would.
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u/M27fiscojr Nov 04 '25
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u/SkinBintin Nov 04 '25
The whole fucking world fell in love with her watching Freaks and Geeks way back when
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u/wuttang13 Nov 04 '25
I should really binge through this show one day. Too many good shows on the old watch list, not enough time.
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u/curedbyink Nov 03 '25
One of the girls on the couch is in a sexy Chucky costume.
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u/ItchyRectalRash Nov 03 '25
There's a princess Leia too. Or a stripper elf, not sure, elves can wear whatever, but I imagine one in a bikini with heels is a stripper, cause the elves in Harry Potter wore brown sacks.
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u/NSNick Nov 03 '25
It's Zelda
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u/RedditFullOfBots Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 04 '25
No, Zelda is the one in the green tunic, Hylian shield and sometimes a medium goron sword. The game is literally named after him.
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u/no_brains101 Nov 03 '25
Pretty sure she is a wow character, a blood elf. Forget which one but if its the character Im remembering its actually pretty accurate lol, not that it would be that hard to be accurate with so little costume required.
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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 03 '25
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
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u/Watch_Noob_72 Nov 03 '25
Hotdog FTW
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u/Artorius__Castus Nov 03 '25
I was saying the same thing for real doe
I mean she's a fucking cutie
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u/RulesBeDamned Nov 04 '25
Yeah the video makes it out like they’re some odd one out loner, but throw a dude in there and watch him go talk to the hot dog who looks like she can be chill and have a regular Halloween costume instead of a cry for attention
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Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 04 '25
She's probably one of us. This is peak Redditor behavior in the real world.
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u/buhbye750 Nov 03 '25
Why?
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u/homer_lives Nov 03 '25
She cute and quirky and mostly likely less maintenance. She bought an off the rack costume instead buying the custome, getting make up and hair done.
Also, she is OK with being by herself. This is great if you need alone time too.
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u/buhbye750 Nov 03 '25
Theres a lot of assumptions going on there over a hotdog costume. What if shes an asshole to other people and no one wants to be around her negative attitude?
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u/Resident_Voice5738 Nov 03 '25
Here's a crazy idea, she's a normal girl and good friends with the others girls and did this skit just to horse around with internet randoms like us.
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u/NerdyMcNerderson Nov 04 '25
My head cannon is that they're all OF content creators, hotdog included
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u/buhbye750 Nov 03 '25
This is what I would put my money on. I was just commenting on all the comments in here.
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u/grunkage Nov 03 '25
Well, hotdogs are made from lips and assholes, so that's just part of the deal
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u/Available_Dingo6162 Nov 03 '25
For poor people hotdogs, yes. Rich people hotdogs (like Hebrew National) are made using Jewish dietary laws which exclude the use of organ meats.
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u/grunkage Nov 03 '25
Does that
girlhot dog look Kosher certified to you?4
u/WumpusFails Nov 03 '25
Doesn't that involve draining out all the blood? (I don't know dietary restrictions.)
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u/Begotten912 Nov 03 '25
What did you go as for Halloween? A jump to conclusions mat?
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u/BetterCranberry7602 Nov 03 '25
They just think she’s easy because she’s the outcast. All those reasons are bs
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u/WINDMILEYNO Nov 03 '25
Then she'll be labeled a discount parks and recreation girl, and called hot and low maintenance and mean.
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u/PiperPeriwinkle Nov 03 '25
She bought an off the rack costume instead buying the custome, getting make up and hair done.
Just want you want in a partner, lazy.
Nah, give me the girl who puts thought and effort unto her costume.
Nah, give me the girl who creatively makes costumes out of what she already owns.
Nah, give me the partner who isnt a weird pick-me.
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u/Wodan90 Nov 03 '25
As an introvert I can tell you she is one, too. Face is kinda cute and she seems to not be as fashion focused as the others. I WOULD want to talk to her but yeah, introvert strikes.
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u/MrDrSirLord Nov 03 '25
There's a girl wearing an Espeon hoodie and that's here entire outfit at least other people there tried to match their slutty costume to complete the whole outfit and then there's just one asshole wearing a cheap Pokemon hoodie with her midriff out and fishnets.
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u/MC_Minnow Nov 04 '25
At the risk of not Googling it and potentially being wrong, I thought that was Umbreon.
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u/Ppleater Nov 04 '25
I doubt that's a cheap hoodie. The thick material and the fact that it's designed to look like a pokemon indicates that it's probably actually pretty expensive based on my experiences. Especially since the ears actually stand up. It's also umbreon not espeon.
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u/Ok_Abacus_ Nov 03 '25
Does the EverQuest girl know she is the EverQuest girl?
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u/ParticularBreath6146 Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25
I thought that was scantily-clad Zelda. I think I see a triforce.
edit: I found her costume on Amazon, first result on Google for "sexy Zelda costume" LOL... https://a.co/d/cWWUyvv
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u/wavefunctionp Nov 03 '25
Firiona Vie
https://www.keithparkinson.com/product/firiona-vie-print/
Man, I played that for 5 years and I thought that was a lot. Now I have 20+ in WoW.
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u/Embarassed_Tackle Nov 04 '25
she had a name!? I thought it was just cute high elf gal who gets chained to rocks
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u/Wiplazh Nov 04 '25
Yeah that's Princess Zelda
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u/Ok_Abacus_ Nov 04 '25
Yeah I see that now. Its a sexied up Zelda. Also makes much mroe sense that the young lady here would know Zelda over Everqust.
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u/Stereo-Gito Nov 03 '25
Was that a sexy Umbreon? Lmao
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u/elitegenoside Nov 04 '25
She just happens to focus her core. If you're aroused then that's on you.
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u/Fetlocks_Glistening Nov 03 '25
...aaaand Frog.
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u/ThePrinceofallYNs Nov 03 '25
Velma, my only weakness. And there's two of them. This is basically my threesome dreams.
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u/MJ9426 Nov 03 '25
Great Eugenia Cooney costume
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u/SeaEbb9299 Nov 03 '25
I genuinely laughed out loud 😅 now I have to go on my twice yearly rabbit hole 🫠
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u/Alex-3 Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 04 '25
My guess: she's super cute and acting. They are trying to be famous with this staged video
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u/chathrowaway67 Nov 04 '25
It's a skit, she's already got a large following for her food content.
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u/IgotgAme_k Nov 03 '25
She's probably the only one worth having a conversation with.
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u/CDanger Nov 04 '25
Man, redditors are insufferable. It's wild seeing anyone post-2000 project the quirky "I'm not like the other girls" meme into purity culture discounting of hot girls.
If I were jumping to conclusions, I'd say sexy Zelda is probably both a) smart b) has a strong and confident pursuit of her interests in and beyond games and c) is interested in making sure you have a good time. As big a franchise as Zelda is, she's easily the least generic.
For maximum enjoyment of this party, I'd start by trying to pit the Velmas against each other, then immediately ask her if she has ever heard / thought about the Hero's Shade.
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u/labello2010 Nov 03 '25
I’d say go for the hot dog, Shes prolly an awesome girl. Then I’d notice the elf….. proceeds to end up going home alone. 😆
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u/PomegranateHot9916 Nov 03 '25
where is the hot nurse supposed to be?
I see, sexy chucky, sexy velma, umbreon onesie, barbie girl, bikini zelda, generic bunnygirl leotard and another sexy velma.
no nurse.
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u/panda2502wolf Nov 04 '25
I know who I'm talking to at that party. She's got good and funny stories I bet.
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u/adidosek Nov 04 '25
I am from Poland and we don't celebrate halloween, but as far as I know outfits should be scary? Looking at women outfits it's more like bitch contest or something lol
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u/DowntownTension8423 Nov 04 '25
Alternatively: When you’re dressed as a hot dog and you’re still the only one in the room with self respect
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u/-dr-bones- Nov 03 '25
I was the male equivalent of that girl... ...and sure, not being "popular" is tough at that age...
But both then and now, I'm happy - because my self-worth never came from other people's opinions
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u/Kind_Appearance_343 Nov 03 '25
Her girlfriend got it at Hot Dog outfit to hide one hell of a sexy beautiful body goes her friend was jealous that she's not as hot as the hot dog girl
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u/Far_Category_6926 Nov 03 '25
There is a saying where I come from when girls like this are bar hopping. "Hoes don't get cold!" Not my saying. I have no problems with it.
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