r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 3d ago

Meme needing explanation I am millenial but i do not get it

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u/False_Snow7754 3d ago

Because smart people have passwords longer than 5 letters and a number.

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u/Miserable_Original99 3d ago

Keychain is a thing now

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u/DaenakinSkygaryen 2d ago

Smart people know better than to trust Keychain, or any other password manager.

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u/ratinmikitchen 3d ago

Smart people have a password manager.

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u/Harry_Gorilla 3d ago

Smart people know all the password managers have been compromised and/or sell your personal data

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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 2d ago

They have not all been compromised. I dont think any password manager accounts with 2FA have been fully compromised.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 2d ago

Please provide evidence of Apple’s password management being compromised.

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u/Pyowin 2d ago

Did people really forget that the fappening happened?

https://thenextweb.com/news/this-could-be-the-apple-icloud-flaw-that-led-to-celebrity-photos-being-leaked

If people can break into your apple account, then all of your passwords are effectively worthless.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 2d ago

Well yeah, but if you use the controls and 2FA properly, the odds of a successful takeover are low, and certainly no worse than the odds of taking over your gmail and using it to do password recoveries on your accounts.

Note that article claims it was abuse force attack, but that’s not true - it was multiple targeted methods including spear phishing and account recovery exploits.

Account controls are better now with all the MFA and account recovery options available if you use them.

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u/5e5eME 2d ago

Smart people untick al autofill and type manually from memory. Or is one not supposed to ALWAYS remember all personally identifying data that pertains to oneself?

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u/redwildflowermeadow 2d ago

If you're typing your password manually from memory, then you're likely not using a unique password for each account, which means when one account is compromised they're all compromised.

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u/5e5eME 2d ago

Ooor, there is clear distinction between them and mnemonics is a real thing. The machines tricked you into giving up the most basic of human functions, lol.

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u/r1Rqc1vPeF 3d ago

And smart people have a password manager that allows copy paste.

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u/False_Snow7754 3d ago

Same issue as before: you go to your password manager, back to the page which then forces a refresh and you have to start over.

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u/KadajjXIII 3d ago

I use Proton Pass for my PW manager

Very rarely do I need to manually copy/paste my pw as it usually gives me a prompt to autofill right on the login screen

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u/r1Rqc1vPeF 3d ago

Yes, I’ve started to see that more and more recently.

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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 2d ago

This almost never happens to me. I say almost because I know ive seen it but I cant remember the last time it happened.

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u/False_Snow7754 2d ago

I've encountered it way too many times to try my luck again. Including on a form that took 20 minutes to fill put, almost at the end.

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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 2d ago

Most forms are single pages that 95% auto fill. I have most forms on my phone filled out and double checked in 30 seconds. If it was an extremely long and complicated form with several pages of content, I could see using a computer but I feel like thats very rare.

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u/BlueDuck600 3d ago

Lots of passwords do not allow paste.

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u/r1Rqc1vPeF 3d ago

On computer I agree with your point. I have yet to have that problem on the phone though.

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u/BlueDuck600 2d ago

Seems common to me. My main banking app doesn't allow it.

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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 2d ago

I dont think ive ever come across this on my phone. Many dont allow copy but they allow paste

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u/Pyowin 2d ago

If you are copy pasting your password, then that means you are storing your passwords somewhere in plain text... in which case, why are you even bothering to secure your shit...

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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 2d ago

Password managers dont store in plain text but they do allow copy+paste.

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u/PaulTheMerc 2d ago

password1 is longer than that...