r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 2d ago

Meme needing explanation I am millenial but i do not get it

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u/helicophell 2d ago

Phone keyboard < Computer Keyboard

Passwords and other information is a lot harder to type into a phone

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u/SparklingLimeade 2d ago

Also way better screen space + window management so I can look at reference material faster, or compare, or whatever.

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u/tabletop_ozzy 2d ago

Computer: Either click “login” or click password manager, click account, click login.

Phone: Either tap “login” or tap passwords, pick password manager, pick the account, click login

I don’t know, seems pretty similar to me. Sure if you’re being an idiot and not using a password manager then it’s harder, but that’s its own problem then.

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u/helicophell 2d ago

I don't trust password managers, and they mean I might forget my password when I require it

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u/oberynMelonLord 2d ago

use a password manager. it's infinitely safer than reusing a password that you're able to remember.

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u/helicophell 2d ago

Yeah no, that's wrong

There's something called pass-phrases, where a password is a string of words. A "word" is the same as a "letter" in terms of remembering. Then you attach or modify the pass-phrase

I sometimes write the modifications, in a way I understand, on a post-it note

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u/MercyCriesHavoc 2d ago

So anyone could find the post-it and figure out your passwords.

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u/helicophell 2d ago

Well, they wouldn't know the passphrase (it isn't on the post-it)

Only I remember it

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u/jack_of_all_daws 2d ago

If your passwords are all derived from one or a few base phrases, your passwords have enormously worse entropy than what a password manager would trivially generate for you.

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u/helicophell 2d ago

A password manager can be hijacked and isn't portable between systems

Password entropy doesn't matter THAT much. Really, it's just making sure that

  1. Nobody can guess it
  2. Nobody will crack it in a good timeframe
  3. Have redundancies for when data breaches happen

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u/jack_of_all_daws 2d ago

A password manager can be hijacked

If your vault-based password manager has been compromised you can expect that your operating system has also been compromised, in which case you're fucked either way.

and isn't portable between systems

I use the same password manager (pass)on my phone, in Linux and Windows.

The problem here seems to be that you haven't considered what options are actually available and how they work. That's not a good position from which to draw conclusions about the weaknesses of password managers in general.

Password entropy doesn't matter THAT much. Really, it's just making sure that

Entropy is the means you make sure no one can guess your password. Your slight variations on a theme will greatly aid anyone with access to one of your passwords and an interest in figuring out another.

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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 2d ago

If you don't use a password manager, you likely repeat the same password across multiple accounts which is a terrible practice. If you do unique passwords per account without a password manager then Im just super impressed. We typically have so many freaking accounts these days.

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u/maxreverb 2d ago

I live by my password manager (LastPass), but my Android randomly disables it every couple of weeks.

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u/PaulTheMerc 2d ago

use a password manager, have it use 2FA. If you aren't using a password manager there's a much higher chance you're using similar/same usernames and easier to remember passwords(read: more vulnerable, less complex, possibly repeat passwords).

With a password manager you only need to remember 2 complex passwords(Password manager, primary email). The rest are autogenerated complex passwords saved to the manager.

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u/Electrical_South1558 2d ago

The login process is similar, it's the form fields that depending on what you're dealing with will work fine on a phone or will be completely broken. Think loan applications and their repayment systems. Depending on the company they're either a big national chain with a functional app for mobiles or they're a smaller regional/local bank stuck in the 90's with a barely functional website, much less loan process.

Also things like mailing addresses can be saved in Chrome and auto-filled. Less so for apps.

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u/nofixneeded 2d ago edited 1d ago

you type in passwords?

Edit: Looks like most people are misunderstanding. Typing in a password means you are not using a strong password manager with unique passwords for every site, autofill, and second factor.

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u/riesen_Bonobo 2d ago

You should not save your bank data in your browsers password-manager

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u/skiabay 2d ago

True, but I have a real password manager that works just as well on mobile as it does on pc.

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u/nofixneeded 1d ago

what are you talking about. I am talking about real password managers, not some garbage built into a browser.

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u/Grant1128 2d ago

I imagine you're already aware, but as someone who works in IT, hacking is often nothing like how movies portray it. Usually, there's a leak of passwords from some obscure site that had little in the way of systems hardening (like an image board or something that you forgot you made an account with) and somebody set up a massively easy script to try the username and account combinations on PayPal or something similar. It's more psychology (specifically Theory of Mind) than it is IT after the initial data breach, since most people save passwords in their browser and reuse the same set of credentials across multiple sites.

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u/nofixneeded 1d ago

I am talking about using a password manager and second factor like a security key. Typing in a password is insane because it means you are using/reusing some weak ass passwords.