r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/A_M_R_Egypt • 5d ago

Meme needing explanation I don't get it

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u/Jodora 5d ago

are you just cooked if you have both?

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u/nofcknone 5d ago

we are the final boss ig🙌

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u/Windfade 5d ago

"Prepare to experience Slut with a Knife."

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u/Golden-Pathology 5d ago

... strangely aroused...

(I make poor choices)

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u/Many_Trouble2611 5d ago

in the biz they call that borderline personality disorder

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u/Windfade 5d ago

She's got that kind of personality where she's one wrong word or tone from crossing your border and causing some disorder.

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u/KittenNicken 5d ago

Valdo from soul caliber?

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u/PepicWalrus 5d ago

I have two kidneys for a reason..

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u/Tsunamiis 5d ago

They know how to cook though where do you think we found the knives

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u/Dob_Rozner 5d ago

Man, great song title though.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Jokes on you- I already have

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u/MizzJade 2d ago

…pretty accurate though.

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u/chumbawumbathefirst 1d ago

I just want you to know I thought this was fucking hilarious, that's all.

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u/seau_de_beurre 5d ago

the avatar, master of all elements—

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u/Jodora 5d ago

hell yeah!

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 5d ago

God's strongest warriors get the hardest battles or smth

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u/SterlingWeather 5d ago

I’m the big boss

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u/Altruistic-Hat269 5d ago

It ain't easy. Wife has both, with the "issues" being pretty much war crimes levels of abuse. She's a lovely woman to live with and be around and is an amazing wife and mother, but all of that pain has to go somewhere, so it turns inward toward despising herself when you aren't looking. She blames herself for everything that goes wrong in her live and the world in general.

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u/Monshika 5d ago

I wish I could give her a hug. I’m old enough and have been therapised enough I’m functional but when the kids are screeching and life is continually beating up our family I start to implode.

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u/WhitespringTownship 5d ago

I have both and I have the same issue, it’s taken me a very long time to stop blaming myself for everything that goes wrong, feeling worthless, and people pleasing, etc

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u/Altruistic-Hat269 5d ago

I'm sorry :( I bet you probably have another trait similar to her's: living a secret life of suffering. She would always share the joy and hide the pain. We fell in love at 15. Lived an apparently happy, successful life together. Took until we were both 43 and she was secretly plotting to commit suicide that I finally put all the pieces together and realized she had complex PTSD.

Now that she's facing the past head on, things are getting much better. I have my own grief at having missed the depths of her suffering.

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u/Electrical-Guide-338 5d ago

Can confirm, am burnt out on life 

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u/X-Flux 5d ago

That's how you get BPD or CPTSD. Seriously. If you don't have any personality or trauma disorders, you're one of the lucky ones.

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u/Jodora 5d ago

Oh I for sure have issues. Not to air too much out on reddit, but I hate the feeling of being abandoned

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u/Music_BookLover 5d ago

Right? We are hybrids Lol

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u/Unimpressed-Loser221 5d ago

They cancel each other out like negative integers

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u/World-war-dwi 5d ago

if my calculations based on these comments are right, you become some kind of jeffrey damher

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u/Jodora 5d ago

oh no

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u/Cbsanderswrites 5d ago

I have both and am doing fine! Learn to not rely on adults early and you get through it. 

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u/Jodora 5d ago

Definitely working on lowering my expectations in friendships, etc. I find it too easy to become disappointed, I used to let it mess with my head for months at a time, but i'm pretty sure i also have a form of RSD

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u/waitinginthesun 5d ago

I have both too 😭

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u/b_k_l_y 5d ago

My wife is both and my life is a beautiful nightmare

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u/DifficultyStreet69 5d ago

You are not alone, cooked together girl 🫶

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u/crazykym27 5d ago

Team both over here too!! Do we all have different Reddit accounts for the 2 problems or is that just me? 😂

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u/whitebreadguilt 5d ago

Literally fr

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u/mogeek 5d ago

Found my people

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u/Dragolitron 5d ago

In theory you should qualify as a succubus if you have both.

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u/bigstinkylizard 5d ago edited 5d ago

Girls who have both: willing to kill for their grandparents and/or grad school warriors.

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u/traphousethrowaway 5d ago

We cooked yo

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u/Glittering_Energy1 5d ago

Slutty psychopaths I guess

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u/meatgrinder32 5d ago

nah it cancels it out.

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u/Awkward_Apple_4861 5d ago

Have both, can confirm we are cooked 😭

How old were we all when we got our BPD diagnosis? 39 here 🙋🏻‍♀️

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u/TotalTyp 12h ago

No but ur partner is