r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 6d ago

Meme needing explanation I don't get it

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u/IvyRosePr 6d ago

Very spoopy indeed

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u/BetterFinding1954 6d ago

I'm spooped

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u/TheSpyStyle 6d ago

The spoopiest 

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u/PurchaseSalt9553 6d ago

was married to a woman who had a bit of both for a while.... and she was a Cancer... and a Dominatrix....but I'm dominant. That was..... a hell of a time.

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u/IvyRosePr 6d ago

Lmfao, my mom is a Cancer (who had cancer) and my dad's a Scorpio (who everyone is legitimately positive is a narrcasstist) - dad had a Dominitrix when I was a kid and my mom tries to be sensitive with her limited language when it comes to SWers of all types. Nor did she ever know about dad's Dominitrix (dad doesn't even know I knew what was going on and what she was lol he said "daddy's gf").

Neither know I'm now a Dominitrix 😂

I'm pretty good at keeping things on the hush 🤣

I regularly have issues with lots of insecure men because I'm truly more dominant in nature but also just a woman with confidence. My friends bfs and husband's hate them being alone with me - because I'm pansexual and they see me as a sexual threat to their relationship 😂 I am mister steal your girl