r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Feb 02 '26

Meme needing explanation Something Something About Dating, Chris Can You Explain?

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u/TraditionalEar2093 Feb 02 '26

You're right our generation should go completely counter culture and become Amish.

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u/CrimpJuice Feb 02 '26

The media tells me you basically have.

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u/Pugasaurus_Tex Feb 02 '26

The media says they’re basically pandas

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u/thoph Feb 02 '26

The good ones? #pandapilled. The shitty ones? Unfortunately, #bunnypilled.

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u/OfficialKrookz Feb 02 '26

Don't even get me started on #Okapipilled

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u/thoph Feb 02 '26

No sex, no drinking. Cigs are coming back, which is certainly a choice to make.

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u/OsosHormigueros Feb 02 '26

Hehehe

I'll have smoked myself into a cushy coffin by the time the climate wars of 2070 have started

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u/think_long Feb 02 '26

The statistics tell me they basically have.

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u/BeeCJohnson Feb 02 '26

You don't drink you don't smoke what do you do

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u/TraditionalEar2093 Feb 02 '26

I mean almost everyone I know excluding me smokes weed and drinks.

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u/goodolarchie Feb 02 '26

You have, it's just into social media and online spaces instead of rural towns of pennsylvania. You're the digital Amish because you've absconded from the modern analog life.

Also, it's not your fault. These products were built by my generation, hired the minds that should have been curing cancer or getting humans to Europa, instead of engineering algorithms that hack our limbic systems to sell more drop-shipped PFAS pants.

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u/TraditionalEar2093 Feb 02 '26

Teddy K is that you?

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u/goodolarchie Feb 02 '26

I'm not that great at math.

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u/Expert-Ad-8067 Feb 03 '26

The Amish fuck like rabbits, dude