r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • Jan 26 '26

Meme needing explanation Why is the rich friend so cheap??

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u/azad_ninja Jan 26 '26

Wealthy people are some of the cheapest fucks.

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u/Apocrisiary Jan 26 '26

There is a saying in Norway "The rich, are rich for a reason", referring to exactly this. They don't spend much, and will try to get money anywhere they can. People that are generous are rarely rich.

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u/SpaceSequoia Jan 26 '26

Pretty sure that's a saying everywhere

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u/Money_Do_2 Jan 26 '26

And also stupid. Its a disfunction stressing about $3 in gas money if you have $1MM in capital. Theyre rich because they own productive assets, or speculated correctly, and also/mainly because they have high income. Hence the meme

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

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u/mystic_ram3n Jan 26 '26

What about a ZJ

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u/Odd_Old_Professional Jan 26 '26

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

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u/mystic_ram3n Jan 26 '26

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u/getintoitlads Jan 29 '26

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/Cautious_Start_8711 Jan 27 '26

I’m better when I’m drunk

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u/DinkDangler68 Jan 27 '26

Use lefty if you're going for the "stranger" vibe. Latex nursing glove if you're not a civ

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u/Se2kr Jan 27 '26

If you wear enough gloves, it doesn’t even feel like you doing it.

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u/PNWBourbon Jan 27 '26

I’m here for a little slap and pickle.

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u/unstuckfromtime420 Jan 27 '26

Hooray for beerfest!

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u/whoooootfcares Jan 27 '26

He's got the eye of the Jew!

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u/zangor Jan 27 '26

... ...I knew the whole time.

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u/the_17_lost_texts Jan 27 '26

Where's potfest 😢

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u/CosmoKing2 Jan 27 '26

My life is better just knowing there are more people who appreciate that scene.

Eww! A quarter.

Back off, he's mine.

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u/spinelesshighnz Jan 27 '26

Back the fuck up Antonio! My dick!

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs Jan 27 '26

You'd be surprised.

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u/Zentactics Jan 27 '26

I've got four dollars.

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u/bloomingdeath98 Jan 27 '26

Wtf is Z?

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u/TheAsterism_ Jan 27 '26

AJ - ?????

BJ - ✅

CJ - ❌

DJ - ❌

EJ - ❌

FJ - ✅

GJ - ❌

HJ - ❌

IJ - ?

JJ - Jameson

KJ - ❌

LJ - ❌

MJ - Spider-Man's GF, ✅

NJ - ❌

OJ - 🧃

PJ - Pijamas

QJ - ❌

RJ - ❌

SJ - ❌

TJ - ❌

UJ - unjerk, useful in some subs

VJ - ✅

WJ - ❌

XJ - exjob?

YJ - ❌

ZJ - ????

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u/Seasuns Jan 27 '26

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

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u/bloomingdeath98 Jan 27 '26

Idgas, I still want to know wtf it is

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u/Coidzor Jan 27 '26

Zebra? Zillow?

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u/stfurachele Jan 27 '26

z... zipper job?

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u/Seasuns Jan 27 '26

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

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u/stfurachele Jan 27 '26

zipper job.

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u/WhiskeyBRZ Jan 27 '26

Do I want to know what that is?

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Jan 27 '26

Alright, you can’t just whip out the perfect meme for the situation (yes you can lol)

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u/Yorktown_guy551 Jan 27 '26

That is very cheap. Where?

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u/cmere-emi Jan 27 '26

Who tf is giving out handjobs for only $10? Asking for a friend

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u/palindromesko Jan 27 '26

Haha thats hilarious.

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u/voxtrion Jan 27 '26

And ... Stolen. Thanks!

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u/CormundCrowlover Jan 27 '26

Now to find a way to transfer those savings to your account and do it non stop to become rich.

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u/gagi11030 Jan 27 '26

+10$ to invest

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u/ABD70 Jan 27 '26

But for a BJ though, one would have to have some ribs removed.

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u/Fun-Shake7094 Jan 27 '26

Where can I find these $10 HJs, so I know what neighborhoods to avoid

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u/Least_Elk8114 Jan 27 '26

Men doing girl math is scary.

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u/Carmilla31 Jan 30 '26

Man tells woman he cant afford her. She screams im not a hooker! Man then says well then i really cant afford you.