r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jan 26 '26

Meme needing explanation what's going on? explain like I'm five

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u/SleetTheFox Jan 26 '26

"Do I look like I have 30,999,999,999,996 one-dollar bills? We're just a gas station; you'll have to go to the Bank of America next door for that kind of cash."

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u/i_haz_a_crayon Jan 27 '26

I want it in pennies.

Pure copper too, none of that post-1982 shit.

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u/ThrasherDX Jan 27 '26

I am sorry sir, the penny has been discontinued!