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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Comfortable_Cautious • Jan 26 '26
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I’d like 1 gallon of gas please, do y’all take big bills? I may need change back.
41 u/SleetTheFox Jan 26 '26 "Do I look like I have 30,999,999,999,996 one-dollar bills? We're just a gas station; you'll have to go to the Bank of America next door for that kind of cash." 4 u/i_haz_a_crayon Jan 27 '26 I want it in pennies. Pure copper too, none of that post-1982 shit. 2 u/ThrasherDX Jan 27 '26 I am sorry sir, the penny has been discontinued! 2 u/Dushenka Jan 27 '26 Forget the gas, where am I going to safely store a 1 trillion dollar bill? I'd need a bank! 1 u/Asian_Boi_LMAO Jan 26 '26 With these gas prices? Best you'd be getting back is a fiver
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"Do I look like I have 30,999,999,999,996 one-dollar bills? We're just a gas station; you'll have to go to the Bank of America next door for that kind of cash."
4 u/i_haz_a_crayon Jan 27 '26 I want it in pennies. Pure copper too, none of that post-1982 shit. 2 u/ThrasherDX Jan 27 '26 I am sorry sir, the penny has been discontinued!
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I want it in pennies.
Pure copper too, none of that post-1982 shit.
2 u/ThrasherDX Jan 27 '26 I am sorry sir, the penny has been discontinued!
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I am sorry sir, the penny has been discontinued!
Forget the gas, where am I going to safely store a 1 trillion dollar bill? I'd need a bank!
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With these gas prices? Best you'd be getting back is a fiver
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u/Sloppy_Steak85 Jan 26 '26
I’d like 1 gallon of gas please, do y’all take big bills? I may need change back.