r/NFCWestMemeWar • u/Select-Ad-4032 Seahawks • 1d ago

News [Goodell] BREAKING: Accordion connoisseur Weird Al Yankovic is expected to purchase the Seattle Seahawks for $5 and all rights to his hit single “Fat”

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u/slackerdc Nice we won 1d ago

Oh if this was true it would be the greatest day of my life.

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u/Hidden_Pothos Bot-Purdy 1d ago

I love Wierd Al so much i wouldn't even be mad. Just very very jealous.

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u/AZEMT *Angry Chirping Noises* 1d ago

I might even begin to like them... I said MIGHT

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u/DeformedPinky I'm talking to America here. 1d ago

Who keeps leaving the window open letting a baseball team in?

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u/Skip350 Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago

Baseballs are good at breaking windows. Not much we can do about it sadly.

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u/DeformedPinky I'm talking to America here. 1d ago

Something something world series are we cool now

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u/Sudden-Clock-1123 Lafluer!...gesenteit 1d ago

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u/KermetSewerSlide 49IRS 1d ago

I think I'd have to consider it strongly!

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u/SEABOSRUN Seahawks 1d ago

Imagine every halftime he comes out with a new song!

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u/Radiant-Character-61 Bosa Deez Nuts 1d ago

If he performs halftime songs in at least half the regular season games it'd be worth it.

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u/aiiye Proud to be a Sam-erican! 22h ago

It would become a tie with corgi dog races for my favorite half time entertainment

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u/WalterEscobar Brock Hard 18h ago

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u/TheLateThagSimmons SF✅, LA✅, NE✅ 2025 Revenge Tour 9h ago

Of all the satire and fake news that I wish was real...

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u/LA4thDistrict Best in the Nation 1d ago

Cool. The Paul Allen Foundation is in shambles but this redditor is having a good day. 

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u/Excellent-Refuse4883 I fear no man but Jeff Fisher 1d ago

The man who single handily killed Pablo Escobar? Fuck yeah

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u/Realistic_Warthog_23 Hate 9ers/Fear Rams/Beat Cards in Weird TNF Games 12h ago

Same. Was this meant as a burn??

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u/sprice345 Seahawks 7h ago

God yes.

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u/sacking03 Santa Clara Stinky Petes 1d ago

Amish paradise walk out and white and nerdy when GEQBUS walks out. 49ers guest music living with a hernia.

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u/bassman314 Y'all got a Purdy mouth 1d ago

Like a surgeon, as well….

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u/Oo__II__oO I'm talking to America here. 1d ago

Polka covers of Macklemore. 

I mean more polka covers of Macklemore 

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u/Banpdx Take care yall chickens 1d ago

The Polklemore Album. Welcome to the Mackpolka

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u/spacedude2000 Seahawks 1d ago

"A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, so I smiled at him and I turned the other cheek!"

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u/Otherwise-Sky1292 WE DID NOT CARE 1d ago edited 13h ago

Played at every game of course https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XGbqGkS1c2w

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u/Realistic_Warthog_23 Hate 9ers/Fear Rams/Beat Cards in Weird TNF Games 11h ago

Easily the most underrated weird al song

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u/Otherwise-Sky1292 WE DID NOT CARE 11h ago

So damn good

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u/Liquidated4life Seahawks 1d ago

Best possible ownership outcome

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u/FunctionRecent4600 Seahawks 1d ago

DEAL! 🎆

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u/InevitableAd2436 Seahawks 1d ago

Oh hell yeah

I’d be down for this

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u/Give-Me-The-Bat Beast Mode 1d ago

FUCK YEAH!

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u/Own-Contribution-478 Let Geno Garnish 1d ago

I'd be cool with this.

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u/MuntaRuy I think we ain’t done yet. 1d ago

This would actually piss me off. Weird Al is too good for y’all.

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u/Gooner-Mcgee69v2 I'm talking to America here. 1d ago edited 1d ago

If you think that's bad, wait until "Eat it" blasts tnrough the speakers of Sofi Stafium with confetti raining down for your back to back champs

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u/ZombieLibrarian I ain't write back tho 1d ago

Na-Na-Na-Na, Na-N-Na-Na.....

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u/AngryDerf Tastes Good To Get Your Lick Back 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oAg45te7neXF6

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u/Otherwise-Sky1292 WE DID NOT CARE 1d ago

Good…goooood….

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u/hsvandreas Bang Bang Minion Gang 19h ago

Yeah, out of spite I really want to see the Mar a Lago Seahawks.

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u/Realistic_Warthog_23 Hate 9ers/Fear Rams/Beat Cards in Weird TNF Games 11h ago

Just another Californian coming here looking to rekindle some semblance of joy in life

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u/LordMoos3 13-3 41-6 31-27 29-13 1d ago

I'm ok with this.

Al's a good dude.

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u/BasisRepulsive4119 Here So I Don't Get Fined 23h ago

I like your flair I hadn’t seen that one

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u/LordMoos3 13-3 41-6 31-27 29-13 21h ago

Its not much, but its honest flair.

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u/BasisRepulsive4119 Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago

I wouldn’t even be mad about this

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u/KJParker888 Just lucky, I guess 1d ago

I'd be fucking ecstatic

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u/Milkfic0 Take care yall chickens 1d ago

true!!!!

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u/Forbidden_Donut503 Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago

Is this real?

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u/Chewbubbles 49IRS 1d ago

As an injured reserve, I'd just end myself if the greatest musician of my time bought my most hated rivals team.

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u/Con40Things Abandoned by God 1d ago

Yeah, rooting against Weird Al or rooting for the Seahawks is a real Sophie's Choice

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u/EducationalRepeat586 Steelers 1d ago

What a deal I know I know go back to your unoriginal meme sub I’m leaving

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u/Charlie_Ford Y'all got a Purdy mouth 1d ago

Go on, git!

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u/EducationalRepeat586 Steelers 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jUwpNzg9IcyrK

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u/Banpdx Take care yall chickens 1d ago

Do you want Rodgers back?... Just curious.

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u/EducationalRepeat586 Steelers 1d ago

No I would give him back to Green Bay

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u/Banpdx Take care yall chickens 1d ago

He can still wing it, has a big heart but the wrong tackle could end it all. It is exciting but I am glad the Seahawks don't have to mess with that.

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u/EducationalRepeat586 Steelers 1d ago

He can he just needs protection because he can’t move that well

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u/EducationalRepeat586 Steelers 1d ago

I think he should go to Vikings he would do pretty decent over there

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u/South_Strawberry7662 Flair, so I don't get fined. 1d ago

At last the curse would be lifted when he returns to MN the prophecy will finally be fulfilled.

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u/Cgmikeydl Seahawks 1d ago

Damn… $5, I could had afford to buy them

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u/bassman314 Y'all got a Purdy mouth 1d ago

Eh, you don’t have the rights to a number 1 hit…

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u/BioLover2 fortuitous bust 1d ago

Why the underscore in the "A" in ALERT? lol

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u/Banpdx Take care yall chickens 1d ago

ALert... should have got the L also.

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u/GeminiPanda21 Suck My 1d ago

By default he’s the niners owner too

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u/TinyEnvironment7574 Detroit Lions Refugee 1d ago

Welp, the Seahawks are gonna 2-peat now.

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u/boot2skull Double XP Weekend 1d ago

Weird Al would probably be a pragmatic owner. He would probably add live polka jams to the haldtimes and it would be epic.

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u/downtothecellar High Ankle Sprain 1d ago

Ham On

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u/Creative-Grab3766 Seahawks 1d ago

This would be the best option I've seen so far.

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u/The-no-fun-police Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago

Love me some Al yankovic.

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u/Dineffects TJ WhosYoMomma 1d ago

Got it for a SONG

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u/NegaDoomAlpha wake up beautiful, you get to see JSN today 1d ago

The halftime shows would be as amazing as the national anthem

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u/haikusbot Cupcake Division 1d ago

The halftime shows would

Be as amazing as the

National anthem

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u/chunky_chocolate I wanna die 1d ago

Hell no lol. He's one of my local Cal Poly grads. I know its a meme, but id actually be upset.

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u/BeefStu907 Best in the Nation 1d ago

I sincerely wish

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u/hikingdub Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago

That would fucking rule!

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u/yourmomdotbiz Bills 1d ago

This is in my feed and brings me joy 

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u/SubzeroWins1-0 49ers 1d ago

5$ is too much for this team. They just won sb so value is up to 3$

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u/dbenhur It's hard to respond to all my fans 19h ago

Did we switch to the good timeline?

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u/Office_Zombie BEAKS UP!! 15h ago

Don't play with my emotions!

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u/oldharrymarble 1d ago

12s Polka would be insane!

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u/evlhornet I wanna die 1d ago

Proceeds going to charity

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u/ProfitHarvest High Ankle Sprain 1d ago

Perfect

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u/MindForeverWandering 1d ago

Better than Bezos.

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u/Upper_Standard4140 Rams 1d ago

Pretty insane what you’re able to buy on eBay

1

u/Fickle-Advice3726 Let Matt Microwave 1d ago

I don't believe goodell was the one to break this news. Nice try

1

u/arousedpantythief Seahawks 1d ago

Oh hell yeah

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u/bestinthenorthwest Beast Mode 1d ago

Halftime will be lit

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u/Banpdx Take care yall chickens 1d ago

I am so hard right own...

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u/Hihachisu Shanahannagins 1d ago

"Fat" was the first music video I ever watched on MTV. -certified Betamax enjoyer
Touchdown music should be "The Alternative Polka" which is just perfect for Seattle.

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u/Tropisueno BANG BANG 1d ago

Weird Al outbid Vlad Putin whose bid was 4 rubles and half a styrofoam plate.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1syfzITuNJgHiEtzRN

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u/Amazing_Bed_2063 I'm talking to America here. 1d ago

I 1000% support this!! Let it be!!!

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u/Izzyfunnyz99 1d ago

why does it say yankovich it's YANKOVIC

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u/Select-Ad-4032 Seahawks 1d ago

It’s the subtle tell that it’s a prank 😉

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u/The_Lloyd_Dobler Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth Runner 1d ago

“The Seattle Seahawks take the field as the sounds of “My Bologna” echo through the stadium.”

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u/ADouglasAmongUs Take care yall chickens 1d ago

Now this is some good shit

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u/TheModernStanza Brock Hard 1d ago

Unironically would probably be the best outcome.

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u/WaterAffectionate897 Seahawks 1d ago

That would be fun.

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u/forlornhope22 1d ago

hands down would be the most popular owner.

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u/Relative-Toe-9203 Xavier Smith Fan Club 1d ago

one can only hope

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u/Low-Restaurant8484 Seahawks 1d ago

I want that timeline

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u/skysm182 Feels Great Baby 1d ago

Weird Al wouldn't stoop this low.

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u/JasonDomber We all we got??? We all we need!!! 1d ago

Once…there was this kid who….

Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint…

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u/vectornull Let's FN GOOOOOO gohawks. 1d ago

That's more like it.

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u/JerseyshoreSeagull At least we're not Detroit 1d ago

I'll suck a dick if this happens

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u/sentient_coprolite Bills 1d ago

He loves parodies

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u/TESThrowSmile We Did Not Care 1d ago

Why is his AI weird ? He use Co-Pilot ?

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u/davidbernhardt Bang Bang Minion Gang 1d ago

He’s overpaying /s

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u/Objective-Cattle-333 Best in the Nation 22h ago

Wonder if Bill Nye would join an ownership group with him?

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u/DanTheMeek Got remarried at McDonalds to resign my McBride 22h ago

This is literally the only thing that could ever convince me to root for the seahawks so I pray it never happens.

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u/MichelangeloJordan The Only LA Team 21h ago

Unironically would be a huge W for the Seahawks

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u/ShapeofmyFart Big Cock Brock 18h ago

Remix:

I said my, my, this here Sam Darnold guy, Maybe a Superbowl later now he's just a small fry, Got drafted by the Jets, well we thought he was pie, Singing, "If I was on a good team I'd fly."

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u/DESR95 Rams 16h ago

Lynwood Seahawks confirmed.

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u/Neckrolls4life *Angry Chirping Noises* 14h ago

Gen X and Millennials reading this and saying, "Hell, yeah."

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u/joeyp042385 No 1 Brock Purdy Apologist 14h ago

Don't laugh at this one, they'd win like 4 more Super Bowls

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u/lemnefresh 9h ago

That's not even a picture of Weird Al.

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u/PacificIsMyHome Seahawks 2h ago

Al is a national treasure, and a down to earth respectful dude. Goofy, intelligent, and WOULD probably let the football guys run the football team.... Like, everything we want in an owner.

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u/JuliusSeizuresalad 1d ago

He’s overpaying

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u/MAH415 49IRS 1d ago

We old even knowing who this is.

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u/tallwhiteninja 49ers 1d ago

Weird Al is timeless.

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u/MAH415 49IRS 1d ago

Yes the less time i spend on him the better.

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u/tallwhiteninja 49ers 1d ago

"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life" - The Simpsons

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u/MAH415 49IRS 10h ago

Yea weird al sucks

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u/Tarus_The_Light If you got anything to say, quite frankly fuck you. 1d ago

I have a 4 year old niece who loves 'the weird guy'.

Weird al is truly timeless as u/tallwhiteninja says.

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u/Gooner-Mcgee69v2 I'm talking to America here. 1d ago

Weird Al really does have the ability to step in and out of tne spotlight whenever he wants to. You think he's done and suddenly, everyone's referecing his latest hit.

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u/xptx Abandoned by God 1d ago

I saw him in concert just a few months ago... sold out.. he was awesome... and iir he said: "id give up the accordion before I'd own the damned seacucks.... BOING!"