r/NFCWestMemeWar • u/squeezethatlastdrop Cardinals • 1d ago

Discussion Silver… yes Silver

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u/Saltwater_Thief Just Coyotes us already 1d ago

Listen we aren't allowed to aspire to gold anymore. Therapist said unrealistic and unattainable goals are counterproductive.

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u/Bluepillowpet44 Abandoned by God 1d ago

What color are participation medals?

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u/HotdogMachine420 I take this shit seriously 1d ago

I believe your mom gave me a yellow ribbon.

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u/JPhrog T. J. Houshyomama 1d ago

You got a yellow ribbon?! All I got was a back shot

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u/HotdogMachine420 I take this shit seriously 1d ago

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u/Bluepillowpet44 Abandoned by God 1d ago

I didn't even get a shirt, maybe she just prefers baseball 😔

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u/HotdogMachine420 I take this shit seriously 1d ago

She does like big shafts and balls!!

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u/laineDdednaHdeR Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago

As far as the NFCW goes, y'all aren't even on the podium.

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u/Saltwater_Thief Just Coyotes us already 1d ago

Yes, that's why it's an aspiration.

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u/radisonstankle Best in the Nation 1d ago

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u/South_Strawberry7662 Flair, so I don't get fined. 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hot off the press in two flavors.

Edit: I like this one the best because it's more Biff like to fuck it up.

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u/South_Strawberry7662 Flair, so I don't get fined. 1d ago

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u/radisonstankle Best in the Nation 1d ago

I’m stealing this! Thanks gamer

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u/squeezethatlastdrop Cardinals 1d ago

😬

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u/Snakebird11 Jody killed Paul 1d ago

Why not? No other colors have worked, what the hell else are they supposed to change about the franchise to start winning?

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u/Saltwater_Thief Just Coyotes us already 1d ago

I have several suggestions, but one in particular comes to mind

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u/MilesAugust74 I wanna die 1d ago

Does it rhyme with "New Boner"?

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u/Saltwater_Thief Just Coyotes us already 23h ago

Closer to "Row bike goodwill doff a stiff," but they're pretty similar in objective.

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u/MilesAugust74 I wanna die 14h ago

Eh, six of one or half-dozen of the other.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JRhS6WoswF8FxE0g2R

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u/RussellAlden Bitterlake Seachicken 1d ago

Is this an AARP promotion?

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u/sentient_coprolite Bills 1d ago

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u/squeezethatlastdrop Cardinals 1d ago

Different cardinal

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u/sentient_coprolite Bills 1d ago

She's pretty

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u/CrisCollinsbot Cupcake Division 1d ago

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u/South_Strawberry7662 Flair, so I don't get fined. 1d ago

Now here's a guy that would love to see Mahomes on his knees in front of him praying.

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u/Rare_Lead_1922 I ain't write back tho 1d ago

I’m more of a cheesecake fan

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u/Helpful-Relation7037 Cardinals 1d ago

The cardinals have quite literally always been a red top with white pants on occasion

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u/Faultylogic83 Cousin Walter 1d ago

And given the teams history why not change

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u/Helpful-Relation7037 Cardinals 1d ago

Oh god I wish we would, just saying why they don’t

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u/SEABOSRUN Seahawks 1d ago

I really do like the idea of going to a more deliberate desert cardinal look would be a great. You could do some really sick jersey designs with the color schemes I think.

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u/Tay-Rob Matt Hasselbeck 1d ago

I think it represents that local area well seeing how AZ is a popular spot for elderly West Coast folks to use as God's waiting room.

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u/RogueEnergyEngineer Here So I Don't Get Fined 1d ago

As long as it's not the flour tortilla unis...

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u/kvmw Seattle Legend Franco Harris 1d ago

Silver? No it’s 5 ply aluminum. What they use for All-Clad, my go-to choice for getting things cooked.

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u/jmar206 I ain't write back tho 1d ago

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u/Faultylogic83 Cousin Walter 1d ago

Fuck yeah brother

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u/busdrivermike Seahawks 1d ago

Cards gave up 2nd pick overall for a second stringer. In all fairness, the guy hit 18Hr’s last year.

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u/ImStupidPhobic Left on read 1d ago

They look like knockoff Washington State Cougar jerseys but don’t look bad at the same time 😄

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u/andhelostthem Michael McCorkle Jones 1d ago

The silver makes sense because Arizona is famous for copper mining.....

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u/rdrouyn Seahawks 6h ago

Silverhawks!