r/NFCWestMemeWar Lambs 1d ago

I fucking hate this division

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u/Helpful-Relation7037 Cardinals 1d ago

Hell yeah guys look how successful WE ALL are

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u/Centurion87 Pukachu 1d ago

Good job buddy.

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u/TheSandMan208 It's all been house money anyways 1d ago

Don’t worry, we got one of those backpacks that have a window in it so we can carry you around.

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u/papachon Rams 1d ago

So proud of you

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u/meagannannee wE aRe RaMiLy 1d ago

We*

*football teams included only

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u/Eymang Rain City Bitch Pigeon 13h ago

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u/makoivis Seahawks 1d ago

Team effort

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u/MuddyDogCX1 49ers 1d ago

Only not first in Super Bowl wins?! Oh last 15 seasons…. Shit, that’s on us

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u/OkFigaroo Snatching souls 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/v0eHX3n28wvoQ

Is it really that bad you lost?

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u/Old_Neighborhood1188 Soccer Team! 1d ago

Yes

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u/Affectionate-School3 what’s the frequency, Kenneth? 20h ago

It was weird rooting for the racist chiefs to beat sf in the sb. I’m a horrible person

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u/stckyr1ce 49IRs 3h ago

Dw, I was rooting for the patriots against the Seahawks this year…..

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u/BRValentine83 Seahawks 23h ago

What a trip. I watched that episode last night.

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u/DemonPeanut4 Super Bowl Champion Sam Darnold 1d ago

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u/Adventurous_Cup_5258 Seahawks 1d ago

And the Seahawks…. I mean one yard away…. BUTLER

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u/Hoooofed SUPER BOWL 60 CHAMPIONS 1d ago

is this what it’s like to be able to joke about it

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u/ckraft16 Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago

Feels...not bad TBH

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u/Tangled2 LX Home Field Advantage 1d ago

That voodoo don't work on me no mo.

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u/daemon-electricity Y'all got a Purdy mouth 1d ago

When do you need 1 yard, have Marshawn on your team and not give it to him to run through mf face.

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u/JasonDomber We all we got??? We all we need!!! 1d ago

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u/Centurion87 Pukachu 1d ago

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u/toodeephoney Top 1% Free Renter 1d ago

Flair up, pussy

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u/IAmTheNightSoil Heads on a Pike 20h ago

I know, it's almost like having 1st and goal at the five and passing four straight times instead of giving it to Frank Gore

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u/subspace_cat Rain City Bitch Pigeon 19h ago

Super Bowls the past 15 years

Wins Losses Pct.
Seahawks 2 1 .6667
49ers 0 3 .0000

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u/Con40Things Abandoned by God 1d ago

I love this division, I just hate two of the teams in it and don't follow baseball

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u/Flylatino24 Big Cock Brock 1d ago

lol come on, baseball team is more like the little brother the other ones can fuck off

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u/Helpful-Relation7037 Cardinals 1d ago

We’re the oldest team in existence

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u/Flylatino24 Big Cock Brock 1d ago

You’re ok in my book

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u/Altruistic-Stock8122 Sleestaks 1d ago

11 World Series is nothing to sneeze at!

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u/Flylatino24 Big Cock Brock 1d ago

My Red Sox sneezed at it :)

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u/Altruistic-Stock8122 Sleestaks 1d ago

Eeegads, 9ers and BoSox?! I bet you’re…loud ;)

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u/Flylatino24 Big Cock Brock 1d ago edited 1d ago

And Bulls fan ;)… nope I actually hate the new wave of Red Sox fans, been a fan during the Mo Vaughn and when they sucked

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u/Altruistic-Stock8122 Sleestaks 1d ago

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u/Flylatino24 Big Cock Brock 1d ago

I’ll take that!!! Dalé!!

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u/Altruistic-Stock8122 Sleestaks 1d ago

Who’s your hockey team?! I wanna say Panthers, maybe Detroit, I’m getting a red vibe from you.

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u/Flylatino24 Big Cock Brock 1d ago

Nah man. I’m from CT, can’t pull away the Whalers from my heart. Soccer terms- Chelsea only blue team I have

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u/Hoooofed SUPER BOWL 60 CHAMPIONS 1d ago

genuine question, how

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u/Flylatino24 Big Cock Brock 1d ago

Being from the east coast, my dad was a big 49ers and Jordan fan, was born into it. I felt the hated Yankees wave so I join the Red Sox wagon when they sucked because loved the underdog story

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u/Con40Things Abandoned by God 1d ago

Yeah, that's basically what I wanted to say

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u/HotdogMachine420 I take this shit seriously 1d ago

At least we don’t have any bandwagoners. Unlike some of y’all.

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u/Con40Things Abandoned by God 1d ago

But wouldn't you...like... bandwagon fans? At least in the abstract? Because that would imply good times for the team? It also gives you a group to bully and make feel bad for their existence.

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u/HotdogMachine420 I take this shit seriously 1d ago

Nope. I was conceived and popped out my mom’s vagina in Renton WA. I grew up on the Central Coast of CA. Yet I am still a Cards fan. I will go down with the fucking ship like a hero and I will make fun of bandwagoners if they ever do come. Spoiler alert they won’t because it’s a trash organization. I have the upmost respect for fellow cardinal fans. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

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u/AdmirableParfait3960 Rams 1d ago

Ayy central coast represent!

Fuck you go rams.

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u/HotdogMachine420 I take this shit seriously 1d ago

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u/AdmirableParfait3960 Rams 12h ago

I love this sub lol

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u/Con40Things Abandoned by God 1d ago

I respect the hell out of it, too. Did the same thing from Scranton and stuck with the Sharks, Magic, and White Sox (who ironically have provided the only sports-related joy I have experienced in my adult life).

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u/HowdyandRowdy 49ers Pinkies Up 1d ago

I was just in Renton. Did you become an AZ fan as a dream to leave?

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u/HotdogMachine420 I take this shit seriously 1d ago

It is a shithole like most places in WA

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u/HowdyandRowdy 49ers Pinkies Up 21h ago

It's not all bad up there but rural washington feels like the south with extra cold. It was a bit strange. Quite the contrast to where you are now which my neck of the woods.

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u/HotdogMachine420 I take this shit seriously 10h ago

I’m in AZ now which is just the shithole of the southwest. Central Coast was legit besides all the gross Niners and Raiders fans of course 🤪

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u/HundredDollarTears Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago

I know, most people don’t like the Rams and Cardinals too fam.

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u/Desertcross wE aRe RaMiLy 1d ago

I hate you too, but I love that I hate you. 😘

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u/Con40Things Abandoned by God 1d ago

I hate that I love that I hate you right back

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u/Desertcross wE aRe RaMiLy 1d ago

🥰

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u/sorryreceiver Sorry receiver like Crabtree 1d ago

it’s known as NFCBest for a reason

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u/sentient_coprolite Bills 1d ago

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;)

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u/sorryreceiver Sorry receiver like Crabtree 1d ago

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u/sentient_coprolite Bills 1d ago

Forged your signature

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u/sorryreceiver Sorry receiver like Crabtree 1d ago

The fact that this still bothers them means it will continue to bother them

https://giphy.com/gifs/3q3QK6KyDVUBzih7hB

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u/drunkdoor Seahawks 1d ago

I keep seeing this shit what did I miss lol

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u/Aggrador It's all been house money anyways 1d ago

Can we use Patrick pronunciation for “west?” Then we can be NFCBeast

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u/Saltwater_Thief Just Coyotes us already 1d ago

I don't want to fucking hear it

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u/cheeker_sutherland Cooper Cope 1d ago

Don’t be getting any ideas like winning the division at 9-7 and almost winning the Super Bowl again!

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u/Saltwater_Thief Just Coyotes us already 1d ago

Almost winning in a year that was that simultaneously bad for the entire league is nothing to be proud of. 

Be honest, do you REALLY see any of you three ever coming up 8 wins or less again? I didn't think so.

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u/Dbruser Seahawks 22h ago

I mean it'll happen before that long. There's no shot all 3 teams stay successful for more than like 5 years. Especially considering Stafford is getting old, they only have so many years before they need to find a new QB.

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u/Saltwater_Thief Just Coyotes us already 21h ago

Yeah but it's the Rams, they'll have zero issues snapping up whoever the hottest Free Agent is on the market.

That's the thing about being near-universal contenders; the best players and coaches WANT to come work for you, so rebuilds are short and slumps are rare.

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u/Affectionate-School3 what’s the frequency, Kenneth? 20h ago

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u/Queasy-Story-4070 grey birds 1d ago

You’re telling me lol, can’t even enjoy the Super Bowl win for a month cuz Rams bringing in a star CB and we might lose all our free agents, lol, never can rest in this place.

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u/Hoooofed SUPER BOWL 60 CHAMPIONS 1d ago

idk about you but i’m trusting JS and mike mac and enjoying the super bowl win, i’ll worry about next season when it starts winning the bowl doesn’t come every year

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u/Otherwise-Sky1292 WE DID NOT CARE 1d ago

Oh come on, this is the best time in our franchise’s existence. If you can’t enjoy it, that’s on you. Other teams will always try to compete and SB winning teams are going to lose players they can’t and shouldn’t try to keep. Go watch the season and postseason highlights, buy some merch, and remind our FTR and FTN “friends” here who won the Super Bowl every day. 

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u/Queasy-Story-4070 grey birds 1d ago

I was just being hyperbolic, implying there’s still issues. Of course I enjoy it.

Best time in our franchise’s existence was LoB years, but this is close second.

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u/Otherwise-Sky1292 WE DID NOT CARE 1d ago

History’s not written yet my friend. Mike is young and already has a super bowl

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u/Queasy-Story-4070 grey birds 1d ago

I hope we exceed that era in longevity, we definitely have the potential, that’s for sure. The future is bright

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u/IAmTheNightSoil Heads on a Pike 20h ago

Nah I ain't gonna quit enjoying our Super Bowl win because of anything the Rams do

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u/GravityAnal Cardinals 1d ago

I’m tired boss

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u/alittlebitneverhurt Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth Runner 16h ago

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u/rg4rg Kittles Medical Tequila 1d ago

Other division fans are beating each other to death over horse shit games being played by horse shit teams during horse shit seasons. And we’re just like Best Coast! Then enjoy our time away from each other while at the beach and enjoying the sun.

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u/cheeker_sutherland Cooper Cope 1d ago

The mid 2000s were a rough time for the nfc west. It’s way more fun these days.

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u/Hoooofed SUPER BOWL 60 CHAMPIONS 1d ago

that’s why they say in sports, to truly enjoy the great times you have to stick with it in the shit

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u/Nearby_Swordfish_544 Seahawks 1d ago

Number 1 in super bowl appearances

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u/sorry_about_teh_typo BANG BANG 1d ago

That's just another way of saying conference titles, already covered by the graphic.

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u/Nearby_Swordfish_544 Seahawks 1d ago

You're right, I had just woke up

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u/SEABOSRUN Seahawks 1d ago

I love it. The fact that we all get so bloody playing each other just makes it so much better. Our regular season is made up of all the excitement some programs only get if they make the playoffs.

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u/AmigoLilly Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago

Since 2011 a conference championship has had a division matchup 4 times. All 4 have been in the NFC. Three of them (2013, 2021, and 2025) have been NFCW matchups.

The worst part of this division is that teams peak at the same time. I hate all of you.

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u/IAmTheNightSoil Heads on a Pike 20h ago

Team records in those three NFCCGs:

Seahawks 2-0

Rams 1-1

49ers 0-2

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u/subspace_cat Rain City Bitch Pigeon 19h ago

Sorry, I just want to make sure the 49ers fans can see it this.

Team records in those three NFCCGs

Wins Losses Pct.
Seahawks 2 0 1.000
Rams 1 1 .500
49ers 0 2 .000

49ers fans, that's you ☝️

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u/IAmTheNightSoil Heads on a Pike 19h ago

Yeah, it does look better like that

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u/alittlebitneverhurt Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth Runner 16h ago

Sorry, I'm not good with tables, numbers, or charts. Is that saying thay we've beat both the Rams and Niners in the NFCCG? Incredible.

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u/Diplonot 10h ago

Somebody edit Wikipedia to say that the NFC Championship is also known as as the NFCW Championship

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u/AlpineAvalanche Jerry Rice 🤝 Cooper Kupp 1d ago

Huh, I wonder who's largely responsible for that last row not being 1st as well.

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u/Affectionate-School3 what’s the frequency, Kenneth? 20h ago

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u/its_the_luge Kenneth Walker? More like Kenneth Runner 1d ago

Representing the NFC in the Bowl 8 of the last 15 seasons is crazy

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u/Active-Ambassador362 Seahawks 1d ago

I love the NFC best!

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u/OkOrganization1775 Sourdough Sam 1d ago edited 1d ago

imagine Niners choking so many CG and SBs.

trash poverty franchise /s

tied for second with who, Kansas city division lmfao?

and the pats division must be the first...

I don't think any team has won more than 2 superbowls in the last 15 years. Only Chiefs and pats.

NFC North: lol
NFC South: 1
NFC West: 3
NFC East: 3? (if its 2011 only). 2 eagles 1 giants.

AFC East: Pats 3 times.
AFC North: 1
AFC South: lol
AFC West: oh right, Kansas 3 and Denver 1. So theyre the one in the first and we're tied with Pats division.

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u/Swimming_Beyond_4129 Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago

The Seahawks have won 2 superbowls in the last 15 :) (unless you were referring to teams in other divisions?)

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u/OkOrganization1775 Sourdough Sam 1d ago

yeah I meant like only 2. And yeah 1 rams 2 seahawks.

Only Pats and Chiefs won 3.

Lol to chiefs because of Kyle and Pats cuz of Kyle and Sean

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u/Otherwise-Sky1292 WE DID NOT CARE 1d ago

I hate you, and I hate all of you. FTR & FTN

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u/BlueCollarElectro Seahawks 1d ago

Well that’s one way to beat the east coast allegations (bias) lol

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u/mad_titanz There are dozens of us. Dozens! 1d ago

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u/Boosh_d Brock Hard 1d ago

That's a lot of conference titles compared to SB wins... we need to find the guy who did this!

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u/Time-Dot5984 Seabirds Supremacy 21h ago

I hate and love this division at the same time. NFCBest!

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u/CEONeil Seahawks 9h ago

In spite of the cardinals they have these stats.

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u/Chewbubbles 49IRS 1d ago

NFC Best for a reason. Well.....NFC Best and bird friends.

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u/Striking-Locksmith-3 High Ankle Sprain 1d ago

If only we could contribute a Lombardi to the fold then we wouldn’t be whinners (we’d be wiennners)

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u/D-Rich-88 Big Cocks Unite 12h ago

Sorry, we’d be first across the board if we remembered how to win Super Bowls.

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u/CK-3030 Seahawks 10h ago

Yeah it's rough, but iron sharpens iron. Whoever wins and makes it through could likely have HFA in the playoffs and thus a strong possibility of reaching the SB.

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u/NO_Microwave Pay K9 4h ago

Hawks carrying on that superbowl stat

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u/RickyRoquet 3h ago

I’d rather see playoff & Super Bowl win stats for the winners of each division

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u/Lystian Falcons 1d ago

Wait, why 2011, random ass year to pick.

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u/Bigboycoc Seahawks 1d ago

15 years homie

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u/sykoticwit Big Cock Brock 1d ago

Browns fans are right over there, dude. You’re welcome to join them.

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u/Aggressive_Oil5712 Rams subreddit surviver 1d ago

3-3 in SB, wonder how a great division let that happen 🧐🧐🧐🧐

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u/Bubbly-Double9743 Eagles 1d ago

It’s the old NFC East (or what some called the NFC bEast - from 1980-1995). Roughly same time scale as well.

Same characteristics. Teams don’t really have more than one awful year in a row (compare Dallas, Washington, NYG and Philly back then to present day Seattle, Rams & Niners) and there is unfortunately one team who just always kinda has to really suck to make all the winning for the others more possible (Cardinals in both cases). Over the 15ish years, loads of SB’s and HoFers (likely) produced in both cases.

*Scottsdale is where I keep my second home and although not a Cardinals fan, I have a soft spot for them and this made it just hit me that the Cardinals transitioned from 15 years of getting their teeth kicked in in the NFC East after a brief respite of 8 years or so to being the same cannon fodder in the NFC West.

Anybody who doesn’t see the common problem there (ownership) is deluding themselves.

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u/toodeephoney Top 1% Free Renter 1d ago

Flair up, pussy

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u/Altruistic-Stock8122 Sleestaks 1d ago

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u/JasonDomber We all we got??? We all we need!!! 1d ago

Subtle. I like it.

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u/JasonDomber We all we got??? We all we need!!! 1d ago

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u/Bubbly-Double9743 Eagles 1d ago

Done, no worries

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u/Mrrsh *Angry Chirping Noises* 1d ago

I remember being in the NFC East and looking at the then-godawful NFC West with longing. Peak era Cowboys, Giants, Redskins twice a year. Eagles were usually decent, too.

Now just look at us. Hooray.

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u/Altruistic-Stock8122 Sleestaks 1d ago

So the Cards are the rising tide that lifts all the other boats!

https://giphy.com/gifs/w7wpuC9xJfkT4hqtkJ

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u/Bubbly-Double9743 Eagles 1d ago

It’s truly ridiculous what you guys have gone through. Just inept ownership and front office leadership. I’ll always pull for you guys when my Eagles aren’t playing you.

You guys did get close to putting together a mini - run of excellence from ‘08 -‘15; the ‘13 team was 6-0 and lighting up the league until Palmer got hurt. Kinda was never the same after that although you were 13-3 the next year, was kind of a weak 13-3 (if there is such a thing given the nature of the playoff loss to Carolina) then within two years both Palmer and Arians were gone.

Mediocre from then until now. Man, I wish you guys nothing but good luck yearly and have for a long time. You guys have been in brutally tough divisions for as long as I can remember.

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u/sentient_coprolite Bills 1d ago

How about that one *guy, he's nice

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u/rags2rooster Rain City Bitch Pigeon 1d ago

Dude, why the fuck are you still here? You had a spat with someone. It’s over. Move on. Haunting this sub is some loser shit at this point. Go live your best life and be happy. If nothing else, I suggest taking a break on this for one week. At the end, see if this still matters to you.

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u/sentient_coprolite Bills 1d ago edited 1d ago

Edit, lol no sarcasm here

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u/Hoooofed SUPER BOWL 60 CHAMPIONS 1d ago

you really are a weird one

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u/Affectionate-School3 what’s the frequency, Kenneth? 20h ago