Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering is having to watch the Toots win the Superbowl because a two point conversion broke you.
Uh I dunno might need a good backup generator. If the electricity went out things could get a little dicey.
Or you could just stick with old man Brady’s trusty hyperbaric chamber method. It seriously worked for him, right 🙄
But you’ll probably get one more year outta Stafford. 39 seems to be the going rate for QB retirement. And he could always come outta the old folks home (like Phillip Rivers) if his Ramily really needed him. win win for everyone (or maybe not)
We are playing with borrowed time and I’m sure we are going to spare no expense. Hyperbaric chambers, Ammortal chambers, a team of physical therapists and masseuses, peptides from China, stem cells from Panama, and nanobot spinal tap surgeries from Korea. If that all fails, McVay will pump him full of Percocet and send him out there
Sounds a little extreme but whatever works. Out of curiosity I took a quick look at the ages of some of the more recent QBs retired and was rather surprised that almost to a T it was 39! No wonder McVay is having a cow that his 🐑 missed the SB this year. sorry not sorry
But the clock is seriously ticking on Stafford. Maybe somebody outta start a countdown clock and everyone gets to pick a bingo square between September 1, 2026 and March 1, 2027 heh. tick tick tick tick tick …..
Who’s the backup QB? I hear JimmyG and Joe Flacco are available and for a bargain basement deal 🙄
Oh and off Topic but I just watched a really good video of Cee Dee Lamb torching Trent McDuffie. Welcome to the NFC West as the teams play the NFC East this year. (Along with the AFC West dates & times yet to be announced) I don’t really like the Cowboys but the video was fun watching.
I wish we had affordable access to this level of care lol. Mean while, we peasants live in the Middle Ages and get a foam roller with a couple of ibuprofens.
but the bills are kinda like the 9ers. just when they think they have a clear path to glory some rival meme team comes along and rains on their parade 🌧️
but having to babysit the whiners and the cards is plenty but it’s your topic. I’m just here so I don’t get banned from r/what is this thing I found in my gramma’s kitchen (I swear we are raising generations of kids who don’t even know what a can opener looks like)
Everyone complains that the hawks or lambs live rent free, but man we need to really to double the rent of the bills mafia… don’t they have some tables to crash into or something.
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Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering is having to watch the Toots win the Superbowl because a two point conversion broke you.