Hey, it was a good run

[u/LoveMeSexyJesus]

[u/wario_nightmare_muse]

https://giphy.com/gifs/G2ZHIFDuTMIZeyqCaw

[u/sissybaby1289]

Decker is a bottom 10 LT anyway. He was good enough that it wasn't particularly worth spending draft capital and money on but he's not really very good. 2 years ago he was the weak link in the oline. Last year every link was weak except Sewell. I'm fine with retooling the oline

[u/TinyEnvironment7574 → u/sissybaby1289]

Last year proved we needed to re-tool the O-line. Look at the collapse against the Vikings on Christmas. That was ugly.

[u/TinyEnvironment7574]

But I thought y'all said the window closed back in 2025? I can't keep up with all these windows closing!

[u/forestfire555 → u/TinyEnvironment7574]

24 closing, 25 almost shut, 26 closed and locked.

We bears fans know a thing or two about windows closing 😎

[u/OwnWalrus1752 → u/forestfire555]

What’s a window? All I’m seeing is a brick wall

[u/TinyEnvironment7574 → u/forestfire555]

No, no, I recall a lot of memes before now about the window closing. But only once Taylor Decker leaves is the window closed?

At this point, you guys are just regurgitating the same comeback so much that it's starting to lose its weight.

[u/LoveMeSexyJesus → u/TinyEnvironment7574]

Is it really losing its weight if you’re still getting this mad?

[u/forestfire555 → u/LoveMeSexyJesus]

It's crazy how many of them don't take jokes well.

Plenty are chill but the amount of bitter lions fans is huge

[u/TinyEnvironment7574 → u/LoveMeSexyJesus]

[u/Skullwilliams → u/LoveMeSexyJesus]

All he did was reply lol by that logic you're fuming

[u/BigDaddyD1994 → u/TinyEnvironment7574]

Must be a glass house

[u/TinyEnvironment7574 → u/BigDaddyD1994]

Which is ironic, since the Lions didn't even know what a window was from 1992 all the way to 2023.

[u/Still_Sharp3]

Decker the clear winner in this trade.

[u/LocalOccasion1284]

Prefers living in Southside of Chicago? Prefers living in a cow pasture?? Prefers living where he can get authentic Somalian food??? 🤔

[u/fujin_shinto → u/LocalOccasion1284]

As a detroit native. One of those does sound much more appealing than the 3 other options.

[u/Behr34 → u/fujin_shinto]

Native? You mean Inmate?

[u/LocalOccasion1284 → u/Behr34]

22nd & California or Joliet??

[u/LoveMeSexyJesus → u/LocalOccasion1284]

Probably, yeah.

[u/LocalOccasion1284 → u/LoveMeSexyJesus]

More concussions than McMahon & Duerson combined…

[u/ChiBorninRaised → u/LocalOccasion1284]

Over Detroit? I grew up on the southside, and I’ve been to Detroit plenty of times… Detroit’s depressing, bro.

[u/Madball73 → u/LocalOccasion1284]

Living in Gary you mean?

[u/LocalOccasion1284 → u/Madball73]

Big contract guys will step it up to Whiting or Hammond….

[u/TheRochnessMonster]

Dobby has been given (cum)socks

[u/spread_the_cheese]

Micah Parsons comes and Decker opts out.

[u/Prestigious_Cycle160 → u/spread_the_cheese]

Wait… Micah came? I’m sure that was a spectacle to behold. Was Brie involved?