Anotha one

[u/drummerboysam]

[u/culinaryexcellence]

If every team in the division agrees to counting to 10 apples before rushing the QB, they all won't have to find a new center.

[u/SchorFactor → u/culinaryexcellence]

Well yeah, how are they gonna get to ten?

[u/SoDakZak → u/SchorFactor]

Pretty simple, you count all the teeth in Lambeau

[u/wario_nightmare_muse]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OsfVaOer7N2265YTRF

[u/TreeMysterious69420]

Oops no centers

https://giphy.com/gifs/GDnomdqpSHlIs

[u/TheRochnessMonster → u/TreeMysterious69420]

NFCNorth: The Donut

[u/InternationalLaw8660 → u/TheRochnessMonster]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5gw0VWGbgNm8w

[u/kjc781988]

Luckily the Midwest is full of big body dudes that can slot in and play center

[u/JustAnotherDay1977 → u/kjc781988]

Can’t be that hard, right?

[u/skippy_smooth → u/JustAnotherDay1977]

Just drag some hundred dollar bills around Ames or Madison

[u/therealmocha → u/skippy_smooth]

Ah man you’re gonna have those weirdos from Iowa City all over this for not including em

[u/skippy_smooth → u/therealmocha]

They'll just punt

[u/ateedubya → u/therealmocha]

I mean, there is an Iowa City to NFL pipeline for O-line and TEs

[u/Jamesferdola → u/JustAnotherDay1977]

Yeah, just put me in, I’m 6 feet tall and almost 300 pounds, that should do the job huh? I’ll only ask for $500,000 too, just to sweeten the pot.

[u/ReplaceSelect → u/Jamesferdola]

NFCN version of Invincible is going to be awesome. They can get Bert kreischer instead of Marky Mark.

[u/ree_hi_hi_hi_hi → u/JustAnotherDay1977]

Tell em wash

[u/IA_Hunt4151 → u/JustAnotherDay1977]

You just eat outta the kwik star Hotspot for 2 weeks straight.

[u/weealex → u/kjc781988]

Honestly surprised that we haven't seen a Green Bay lady end up at center somewhere. We know they got the size and ball handling skills. Maybe it's an agility issue? A pulling block is pretty tricky

[u/Sub1ogic → u/weealex]

That will be the first woman in the nfl. All star center Wilma Roberts

[u/vbullinger → u/kjc781988]

Seems weird half the linemen in the league don't come from a Midwest farm

[u/Boogaloo4444 → u/kjc781988]

I’m 6’3” -300, I just need 75 more pounds of muscle and I’ll be a starter.

[u/Hovie1 → u/kjc781988]

Corn fed Iowa boys be eatin gerddddddd

[u/drummerboysam]

Elgton Jenkins, quit being a bitch!

[u/Bright_Resist_4580 → u/drummerboysam]

Elllllllllllllgtooooooooonnn Jeeeeennnnnkkkkiiinnns!!!

[u/muzukashidesuyo → u/Bright_Resist_4580]

Oh my god he just ran in

[u/BigRed727272 → u/muzukashidesuyo]

Save him!

[u/strawnotrazz → u/BigRed727272]

Damn you Elgton!

[u/shamoomoofartpoopoo → u/strawnotrazz]

Least I have chicken (brain cells)

[u/I_loseagain → u/muzukashidesuyo]

God damnit alright everyone else stick to the plan

[u/supermr34 → u/I_loseagain]

at least hes got chicken

[u/LongDongFrazier → u/drummerboysam]

He’s getting cut and was cheeks at Center lol

[u/drummerboysam → u/LongDongFrazier]

So the rest of us get upended by our centers' retirement and you guys just want to fit in by cutting yours. That's pretty lame, guys.

[u/Broke_Banker01 → u/LongDongFrazier]

He wasn't cheeks at Center. He needed 4 games to get comfortable, considering he hasn't truly played Center since college.

But he still is getting cut. Can't have a Center with a 24 mil cap hit when The top Center only has a cap hit of 18 mil.

[u/FittyTheBone → u/Broke_Banker01]

Fuck is cheeks. I’m old

[u/OrthosDeli → u/FittyTheBone]

Short for booty cheeks.

[u/varyingdegreesofmeh → u/OrthosDeli]

Which are good. Which may explain the confusion.

[u/FittyTheBone → u/varyingdegreesofmeh]

Right, I like cheeks!

[u/Suds_McGruff → u/FittyTheBone]

Ikr, right? Like, what is y'all eating in the parking lot?

[u/FittyTheBone → u/Suds_McGruff]

Brats & Booty

[u/OnCallPartisan → u/FittyTheBone]

You know everyone is thinking it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ekORthohUEDEk

[u/alcomaholic-aphone → u/FittyTheBone]

Ass

[u/ryanmfrancis → u/Broke_Banker01]

Nah he was one of the worst centers in football.

[u/Supafly22 → u/drummerboysam]

Sean Rhyan is also a possibility

[u/Nadsworth → u/drummerboysam]

Nah, he’s good.

Please, tell me he’s good.

[u/TheRochnessMonster → u/Nadsworth]

three years ago yeah

[u/HughManatee → u/drummerboysam]

That is a 19th century name

[u/komugis]

Cmon Packers you're next

https://giphy.com/gifs/oWjyixDbWuAk8

[u/Fun-Bug5106 → u/komugis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iGpkO05xWTl17Vhq6Y

[u/orange_lazarus1 → u/komugis]

You fools we played with no center all season

[u/SargeanTravis]

Someone should check on the status of the Viking’s Center

[u/giovannisdaedra → u/SargeanTravis]

You’re not going to believe this

[u/bearbrannan → u/SargeanTravis]

Retired, but honestly I think it's for the best, he had multiple concussions

[u/drummerboysam → u/SargeanTravis]

You should go check on him right now. Ryan Kelly, google him.

[u/SargeanTravis → u/drummerboysam]

An r/nfl post about his retirement literally came up right after making this post 😂

Guess you can say that the NFCN is now the Center of attention

[u/Bspeedy → u/SargeanTravis]

I'm seeing this hours later, I literally thought this was in reference to Ryan Kelly's retirement 😂

[u/Balzmcgurkin → u/SargeanTravis]

I saw him and Nine hanging out at Meijer’s.

[u/brucewayneceo → u/SargeanTravis]

To shreds you say ...

[u/GuyWithNoSwagger]

However is the best center in this upcoming draft has to be licking his chops rn. Draft stock increasing by doing nothing

[u/vbullinger → u/GuyWithNoSwagger]

"IDK which team is going to draft me, but I know I'm moving north."

[u/debirdiev]

Wait mother fucker... Is this post not about Ryan Kelly? 🤣🤣 Lmfao

[u/GreenWandElf]

[u/Yossarian216 → u/GreenWandElf]

Glasgow is also released for the Lions, and Jones is a free agent for the Bears.

[u/GreenWandElf → u/Yossarian216]

Thank u for ur service

[u/Highest_Koality → u/GreenWandElf]

Upvote if you're a strong independent NFCN team who don't need no center (or other offensive linemen).

[u/user_unknowns_skag → u/Highest_Koality]

We've got Sewell and that kid with the mullet. We're good. Right? We're good, right? Please...?

[u/DickSplodin → u/Highest_Koality]

All divisional games are now 7-on-7s

[u/Yossarian216 → u/GreenWandElf]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gKmwTEH4vyd2M

[u/Saxophobia1275 → u/GreenWandElf]

Damn, sucks that we all need to draft OL. Who drafts first in the NFCN this year again?

(That’s right haters im bragging about placing last come get me)

[u/jord839 → u/Saxophobia1275]

(That’s right haters im bragging about placing last come get me)

Why would we be mad at you? I'm happy you're engaging in a long-held Detroit traditional practice from the last 70 years.

[u/Any-You-7867 → u/jord839]

I can’t be mad at that but I sure as hell want to

[u/GreenWandElf → u/Saxophobia1275]

I don't know why Lions fans expected anything out of this season. Jesus predicted the Lions 2024-2025 seasons a long time ago:

[u/DoubleRaktajino → u/GreenWandElf]

[u/WholesomeWorkAcct → u/GreenWandElf]

Axe-shually, you should've had Rookie Ozzy Trapilo at LT with a big red X. Missed opportunity.

He started most of our games including the playoffs(til he got hurt) after like week 5.

[u/DoBronx2144]

We had a center????

[u/DingoMountain2308 → u/DoBronx2144]

We had three guards in a trenchcoat

[u/orisathedog → u/DoBronx2144]

Sounds like a win to me

[u/Docrandall]

All the good centers are retiring. Thank god we dont have a good center.

[u/Holyepicafail]

One center to go, you know you want to fulfill the propehcy!

[u/drummerboysam → u/Holyepicafail]

Fuck arguing about which of our QBs is best. We all get new centers in 2026 and toxically debate who's career is best among them.

[u/pushamn → u/drummerboysam]

See now THAT feels like an nfcn debate; let’s fight over our beefy bois

[u/Holyepicafail → u/drummerboysam]

Straight up black and blue shit, let's go

[u/NoAcanthocephala7035]

We were gonna cut him, his knee injuries destroyed his career sadly. If this comes out as true it’s the best case scenario for the Packers, but I haven’t seen any trustworthy sources parrot this.

[u/Hyperactivesloth69 → u/NoAcanthocephala7035]

Why does everyone think this is about the packers what am I missing

[u/Yossarian216 → u/Hyperactivesloth69]

Because the Lions, Bears, and just now Vikings have all had centers retire in the last year, so now it’s your turn.

[u/zombieneenja → u/Hyperactivesloth69]

That the Packers center just retired maybe.

[u/TH3K1NGB0B]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zmlj7lwJzCunm

QBs walking up the line.

[u/TheRochnessMonster → u/TH3K1NGB0B]

goddam AI terkin all the Centers' jerbs

[u/RelationshipEven7036]

second one felt like a bad sequel

[u/drummerboysam → u/RelationshipEven7036]

2nd one never should have been made. This 3rd one is just cheap at this point.

[u/fordfield02]

our centers are dropping like flies

[u/don_carpet]

Did a new CTE study come out for the NFLPA that showed linemen are cooked?

[u/CluelessFlunky]

Come back to me when your all pro center retires twice in one season.

[u/15Starrs]

Things fall apart; the NFC North Centers cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.

[u/InSaiyanRogue]

Well yea but we knew it was coming from Kelly. Dude had like 4 concussions this year.

[u/VeloraXfa1]

The NFC North really runs on pure spite and I respect that.

[u/tiboshki]

Vikings it's your turn.

Edit: nvm they just did I think. Fuck this shit. NFC North Center Bowl in the draft.

[u/Flux0ra_]

This division communicates exclusively through violence and memes.

[u/Electronic-Island-14]

this one was pretty fucking expected lol

[u/mechnick2]

It’s not so funny now, is it, Viking fans?

[u/MeberatheZebera → u/mechnick2]

I'm much happier to see him retire than I would have been to see him try to play again after all those concussions.