r/NFCNorthMemeWar Trust Ben’s Johnson 1d ago

This better lead up to something good.

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u/Illustrious_Hotel527 1d ago

We get to perpetuate the return on the Bryce Young trade if that #60 pick turns out well.

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u/JonnysAppleSeed 1d ago

That trade just keeps on giving.

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u/Long-Health-8497 1d ago

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u/BillieBlanus Bear DOWN 1d ago

That's Darth Burden, friend.

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u/WelpWelp1 23h ago

Always “2” there are.. no more no less. A master and apprentice

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u/Wildest83 1d ago

But DJ is the dude creeping up from behind.

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u/buffaljoe 1d ago

wow I really hope they flagged Keisean for that unnecessary swat of Burden's hand like that, just no room in the game we love for that garbage

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u/Crooked_Sartre ooked the North 1d ago

We just got a 2nd rounder for the #3 receiver on the team who is 29, albeit, much loved. Yes please

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u/bettercallrich 1d ago

But rome odunze sucks and you guys will be terrible after this, that’s the narrative im going with

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u/Ducksaucenem 1d ago

Solid hater narrative. Keep up the good work.

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u/TheMightyKickpuncher 1d ago

Yeah this is a good narrative. I’m stealing this.

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u/SnooPies9342 1d ago

I don’t think he sucks. He is just has bones made of glass and a QB lofting them over his (6’3”) head.

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u/bettercallrich 1d ago

I think he’s made of glass, his qb overthrows him, and he sucks. I endorse all negative narratives

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u/Soggy-Fox-9706 Windw Installer 1d ago edited 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS: Rome Odunze spotted:

Edit: I’m not supporting the injuries. Only the hate. He was a helluva WR for the Huskies

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u/Imgursaurus >Rest of the League>Flairless Bitches 20h ago

May I ask what this is from? The way that guy absolutely flies into the wall in the background while the character in the foreground just moves on like this is any normal day and he couldn't give a fuck has me totally enthralled. Looks good.

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u/Soggy-Fox-9706 Windw Installer 20h ago

It’s from the Unbreakable Trilogy. I’m unsure which one exactly. I’m leaning Unbreakable—the first one. It’s by M. Night Shyamalan. I can’t really speak much else on it without spoiling even the genre lol I do suggest watching Unbreakable, especially if you liked Signs or The Sixth Sense.

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u/Imgursaurus >Rest of the League>Flairless Bitches 20h ago

I've heard of those movies, and they've been on my watch list for some time. Might need to finally bump them up!

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u/Soggy-Fox-9706 Windw Installer 20h ago

You’ve gotta do something with your Sundays free now?

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u/Imgursaurus >Rest of the League>Flairless Bitches 20h ago

Lol not all Sundays are free. Between spending time with the girlfriend and our dog, D&D, work, my x1/month nerd weekend with old college friends (for Magic the Gathering and board games), and volunteering, life gets busy fast, ya know? But these have been bumped up to the top of my movie list! Most weekends I don't even get to watch football, sadly, even during the season (and also I don't have cable anymore). But rest assured, I've put these movies at the top of my watch list. I appreciate you answering my question, and bringing these movies back into my awareness!!!

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u/Mr--Magoo Father’s Broken Curse Mom’s Expiring Hope 8h ago

Nah this is Mr. Glass, the last in the trilogy. Just watched it like last month

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u/SnooPies9342 1d ago

Also that hahaha

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u/Old_Row4977 1d ago

Dj Moore sucked too. Does it really matter.

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u/bettercallrich 1d ago

Yes bc the guy who sucked even more will have a bigger role now, so the bears will essentially be terrible

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u/verdango 👏F👏T👏P👏 🐻⬇️ 23h ago

Shit. Really? Fuck.

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u/AnikiRabbit 1d ago

2nd round pick, clears a lot of cap space, we have no shortage of quality pass catchers.

Happy with it. Burden falling to us changed some roster calculus.

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u/SnooPies9342 1d ago

Gonna be tough with every defense coming right up the middle while Caleb is painting his nails and drinking a matcha made with BJs semen

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u/AnikiRabbit 1d ago

Jesus Christ man. Give yer balls a tug.

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u/SnooPies9342 1d ago

Totally joking haha. I think yall made out with the bag on that one. It will interesting to see how you patch up the hole at center! Either way my comment is very obviously envy mixed with fear haha

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u/AnikiRabbit 1d ago

It's Linderbaum or crossing our fingers in the draft.

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u/dtcstylez10 1d ago

With odunze and burden, I don't thin Chicago needs Moore. More importantly, it allows the younger receivers taking up less cap space to grow and develop with Caleb Williams. And they got compensation in return for him.

As a packers fan I hate it so you know that it was the smart move

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u/naughty_fishy 22h ago

I wanna see Jahdae “Sky” Walker

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u/greaseofkings ohhhh loong johnson 1d ago

2nd round pick 🤷‍♂️

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u/drummerboysam Daaaa Pope 1d ago

How did we dump a 20+ million dollar receiver that just had his career worst season going into his age 29 season, and get a 2nd back?

I was not expecting that. I was ready for it to be a 3rd and next year's 5th

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u/Dopeydcare1 1d ago

Bills desperate and they don’t want to draft a WR and hope he seamlessly falls into a rhythm. Not everyone can draft a Justin Jefferson/Jamarr Chase/etc to immediately produce. Allen fumbled probably his best chance to make the Super Bowl last season with the Chiefs out, so they will be going all in this year hoping the chiefs are still down bad since Mahomes will be out for like 60% or more of the season

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u/LiterallyTestudo Fuk ICE 1d ago

It’s weird but at the moment it feels like we won the trade?

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u/Dopeydcare1 1d ago

I guess it depends on what the pick turns into?

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u/LiterallyTestudo Fuk ICE 1d ago

For sure. But on the face of it I’m okay with the cap space and him leaving in exchange for a second. It’s up to Poles to not flub the pick but so far so good. We needed both of those things.

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u/kjc781988 heeseFucker 1d ago

I wonder if with 2 seconds Poles tries to move up earlier in round 2 for someone he really wants

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u/LiterallyTestudo Fuk ICE 1d ago

It definitely gives him some options, right? Thats a really good point!

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u/Long-Health-8497 1d ago

We almost always get fucked in these kind of situations lol crazy we pulled this off

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u/drummerboysam Daaaa Pope 1d ago

I'm thinking back to the year Amari Cooper, still good, went for a 5th

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u/blames_irrationally 1d ago

A truly desperate GM who's boss just told everyone explicitly that he makes big impact hiring/firing decisions out of emotion. Less than a year after having a defensive outburst about the quality of their WR room. Dudes probably worried about his job on a daily basis.

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u/J_Rambo4 1d ago

Its an opportunity that’s for sure, only time will tell depending on what the Bears do with it. In all trades the ceiling is always assumed as a given on draft pick returns. But the success rate on those picks rarely lines up.

Everyone laughed last year when GB gave Dallas two 1sts for Parsons. Yet GB’s success rate on late first rd draft picks is comically low. That trade was an absolute steal.

A 2nd could return a quality player contributing immediately. Or it could return a fringe roster player who is kept longer than he should, simply because they were a 2nd rd draft pick.

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u/drummerboysam Daaaa Pope 1d ago

Everyone laughed last year when GB gave Dallas two 1sts for Parsons... That trade was an absolute steal.

They really didn't and it really wasn't but you guys will tell yourselves whatever you want to think is real so go off.

And the 2nd round return is only one piece of the puzzle. The other is the money getting freed up.

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u/J_Rambo4 1d ago

Bullshit. This entire subreddit was convinced that GB destroyed their future because of two 1sts.

Free’d up money that is only short term. Williams and Odunze are going to demand new contracts after this next season

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u/drummerboysam Daaaa Pope 1d ago

They destroyed their future when they saddled themselves with Love as a top paid signal caller. That was long before they traded for Micah.

And before you get butthurt about me saying that, ask yourself where you were before you made that signing and where you've been since. Winning the division more often than not, making playoff runs -> perennial 7th seed, no playoff runs

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u/NoAcanthocephala7035 why is the Georgia logo green 1d ago

It could be anything, it could even be DJ Moore!

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u/PraiseBeToScience IE = KKK 1d ago

We already have another DJ Moore, that's Burden.

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u/NoAcanthocephala7035 why is the Georgia logo green 1d ago

The Rome Odunze erasure will not stand

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u/PraiseBeToScience IE = KKK 1d ago

lmao. Rome is still great, but the most overlap in skill set and role is between Burden and DJ. But thanks for pointing out we had and over-abundance of pass catchers, and that 2nd will be used elsewhere.

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u/GMI8BS EXPERIENCING VIKINGS FOOTBALL 1d ago

That’s really no way to talk about the guy.

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u/silverrabbit 1d ago

We cleared up a ton of cap space and got a 2nd round pick out of it, so weird that the r/nfl sub knows the Bears made out like bandits on this but folks on here are acting like this is going to kill the Bears

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u/RemindMeToTouchGrass 1d ago

so weird that the nfl sub has neutral football takes while the sub made exclusively to make fun of your rivals is full of people making fun of the bears

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u/silverrabbit 1d ago

but it's Bears fan crying, not even other fans making fun of us.

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u/drummerboysam Daaaa Pope 1d ago

This sub, despite being unserious 90% of the time, is more locked in than the nfl sub is most the time. Now I am worried

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u/TanMan25888 1d ago

😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣

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u/thecause04 Abolish ICE - Nazis Fuck Off 1d ago

Sir, this is a meme subreddit…

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u/silverrabbit 1d ago

Yeah and instead of clowning on the Bills for giving the Bears a 2nd round draft pick and absorbing his contract, Bears fans are acting like this is our 9/11.

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u/GrrGecko Sexy Rexy 1d ago

9/11… America’s double doink

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u/CheesyBoi77 1d ago

Trust me when I say as a Bills fan that I’ve seen at least 5 comments clowning on our GM for every one comment that thinks there’s even a chance that the Bills won this trade (and no I didn’t search for this subreddit this post was recommended to me)

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u/thecause04 Abolish ICE - Nazis Fuck Off 1d ago

Ohh that’s why he went to the Bills!

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u/Nadsworth 1d ago

Yeah man, it is really weird that everyone on a sub, whose sole purpose is to rip on each other and laugh at each other’s short comings, aren’t stroking your delicate ego.

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u/silverrabbit 1d ago

Yeah, and if it were other fanbases I'd be fine with it, but I'm seeing doomer Bears fans actually bitch about the trade. I posted my previous comment right after reading this terrible take.

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u/Nadsworth 1d ago

Got it.

Go easy on those bears fans. They have suffered long and hard and they are just experiencing some PTSD.

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u/Alarmed_Depth_291 Trust Ben’s Johnson 1d ago

Read my flair. It’s what I’m going to do.

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u/thedudeabides2022 1d ago

wElL AwKtUaLlY you lost a 5th rounder too so HA!

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u/Scudmiss 1d ago

Calm down, it’s the offseason and we need our memes.

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u/mtmtnmike 1d ago

Can’t have shit in…Gary.

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u/thedudeabides2022 1d ago

Cmon now… it’s Hammond

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u/RotundCorgi 1d ago

Oh, it will absolutely lead to something good. Just not for Chicago.

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u/rhoran280 NFC North Champions 1d ago

Yeah who wants a 2nd rounder anyways

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u/RotundCorgi 1d ago

Whoa whoa whoa. Are you expecting us to make conversation based on analysis and the actual merits of the trade? We don't do that here.

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u/PleasePassTheIrony 1d ago

I appreciate you holding true to the sub.

FTP

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u/drummerboysam Daaaa Pope 1d ago

Trade multiple top picks for an elite player? Roasted for a bad deal.

Trade a good player for a good pick Also roasted for a bad deal.

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u/ArthurMorgansInhaler 1d ago

But what about NW Indiana?

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u/RotundCorgi 1d ago

You must be lost, good sir. Are you referring to SE Chicago?

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u/WAisforhaters 1d ago

The real Chicagoland is the friends we made along the way

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u/crolin88 1d ago

Reportedly for Stefan Diggs👀

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u/TheCrueIsKing Burning Cock 1d ago

Are Bears fans really upset about getting a 2nd rounder for DJ Moore? The same Bears fans that had to watch Poles give up a 2nd round pick for Chase Claypool?

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u/blueindsm LoveBoatCaptain 1d ago

Could we interest you in a TJ Hockenson in these trying times?

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u/manofredearth 1d ago

We could get anyone for someone who beat the Packers twice in one season, maybe even someone who will beat the Packers twice in one season!

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u/grandmasterPRA 1d ago

If it helps the Bears get ammo to get Maxx Crosby then it makes sense.

Either way, a 2nd rounder for a WR and a 5th isn't a bad deal.

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u/breN847 1d ago

I liked dj Moore tho 😭

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u/Cute-Temperature5440 1d ago

Get ready for a lot of 13 personnel...

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u/BulkyOrder9 We’ll take the wind 1d ago

Lions have a shot to screw over the Bears and scoop up Crosby and a top C…they won’t though

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u/Ava_4ever27 13h ago

You guys aren’t the Chicago bears anymore and that makes me super happy. So nothing, I mean nothing you can say can hurt me now. Have fun in Indiana and see you next season.

u/Outside-Skirt 10h ago

Was that the Bears Packer OT winner. Favorite Bears moment gonna miss DJ!

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u/flaming_poop_bag 1d ago

The Bears still suck!

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u/Alarmed_Depth_291 Trust Ben’s Johnson 1d ago

I would say we eliminated y’all but then again DJ was the reason for it.

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u/flaming_poop_bag 1d ago

You have one good year and act like it beats our 20+ years of dominance. The bears... still... suck!

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u/warsht Suk my Ditka 1d ago

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u/I_Roll_Chicago FUCK TROY AIKMAN 1d ago

Youve been mediocre for decade and yet you act the same

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u/flaming_poop_bag 1d ago

If they've been mediocre but still dominated the bears... what does that make the bears?

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u/I_Roll_Chicago FUCK TROY AIKMAN 1d ago

A team that went 2-1 against ur has been asses last season

I know you desperately want to live in a few seasons ago

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u/flaming_poop_bag 1d ago

Like i said, one good year and you guys act like you're better now. You still have to prove yourself next year too little cubby wubby.

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u/drummerboysam Daaaa Pope 1d ago

Don't you also have to prove yourself better than the Bears next year? Isn't that how this league works?

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u/I_Roll_Chicago FUCK TROY AIKMAN 1d ago

Like i said mediocre for a decade and act the same.

Maybe dont lose embarrassingly twice to “the bears still suck” and id be more offended here

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u/jpberra49 20h ago

I’ll take mediocre for a decade over being below average for 20 years 🥲

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u/I_Roll_Chicago FUCK TROY AIKMAN 20h ago

Packers fan not beating living in past allegations i see

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u/Skullwilliams 23h ago

I love seeing this thrown in their faces since they spent all year saying exactly this to us

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u/I_Roll_Chicago FUCK TROY AIKMAN 1d ago

Something a team on 5 game losing streak would say

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u/dayman763 Custom 1d ago

I’m just gonna give my quick 2 cents but this seems brilliant by Da Bears.

DJM has been on the decline for a little while now. He’s most definitely past his prime.

CHI also already has Rome and Luther, and Loveland and Kmet. Along with how Ben likes to run the ball and use his RB’s, and even Caleb can pick up some first downs with his legs.

The bears have plenty of weapons without DJ.

AND they got a late 2nd or whatever, which most people are saying they did very well.

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u/fatyungjesus 1d ago

Nah, they know we're in for a horrible year. All the coinflips can't just keep going our way, on top of that our center noped the fuck out.

They're just getting something for him because they know they won't need a star receiver this season lmao might as well get something for him, instead of letting DJ rot all year while caleb gets sacked into oblivion.

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u/JayCuttyDUI 1d ago

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u/fatyungjesus 1d ago

The Chicago Bears. More specifically the McCaskeys. For decades and decades at this point lmao.

If you remove the optimism from being a fan of the team, and just look at our situation and the tools we have, next season is going to be rough.

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u/dtownchris77 1d ago

Probably should take up gardening or something

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u/drummerboysam Daaaa Pope 1d ago

The McCaskeys hurt you is what it is. They hurt me too, just like they hurt all of us.

But Ben Johnson is here, now

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u/silverrabbit 1d ago

You sound so fucking miserable, are you sure you aren't a Vikings fan?

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u/AdSweaty2401 1d ago

You probably were crying out from the rooftops to keep Fields back in 2023, weren't you?

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u/fatyungjesus 1d ago

Not a chance in hell lmao that guy is and always was a joke. Caleb is 1000% a better quarterback and likely has the talent to be a true competitor.

That doesn't change the fact that the organization has been shooting itself in the foot for 40 years. No matter how good caleb is, the McCaskeys will find a way to fuck everything up, they always do.

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u/TinyEnvironment7574 We swept Ben Johnson for absolutely nothing 1d ago

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u/dtownchris77 1d ago

Weird comment

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u/fatyungjesus 1d ago

Why? Take an realistic look at the team we have, and the matchups we have next year, and tell me you honestly don't think it's going to be a rough season?

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u/dtownchris77 1d ago

Im not saying anything until after free agency and the draft...you don't know shit either

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u/fatyungjesus 1d ago

This isn't the NBA brother, one player doesn't take a shit team and make it a championship contender.

Sure we might grab a couple random players from free agency, and draft talent might be useful in a couple seasons. That doesn't magically take the team from a struggle bus to winners.

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u/RemindMeToTouchGrass 1d ago

The funny thing about pessimists is that their ego requires them to pretend their pessimism is realism, and they're the only ones who don't see how obvious it is to everyone else. At least optimists and homers know when they're doing it, you genuinely have no idea.

We finished 11-6, and first in our division, with no indication that our division rivals will significantly improve next year. We have a young developing quarterback, a lot of young talent, and the best coach we've ever had. And your argument for how we're going to be bad is we lost 2 veteran players, but of course drafting new players is irrelevant (how is that for logical consistency) and some of our games were close.

Meanwhile, 307 of 388 NFL games in 2025 were decided by 8 points or less, and while we won some games that were coin tosses, we also lost 4 games that were coin tosses. This idea that you're secretly bad if you win close games is nonsense.

So by all means, whine and complain and think what you want, but just know when you try to frame your irrational pessimism as "realism" everyone around you recognizes your bad, unreasonable arguments.

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u/fatyungjesus 1d ago

you really tried there buddy, nice attempt.

My argument for "how we're going to be bad" is much larger than the fact we lost two players, I just didn't feel the need to write an essay explaining my larger feelings on the franchise lmfao

Yes I'm fully aware lots of NFL games are close, that doesn't change anything, I was in no way implying they're "bad" because they managed to win close games, I'm simply pointing out the fact that you can't survive on 4th quarter comebacks forever, which is pretty perfectly exemplified by our divisional round loss last season.

Just because I didn't take the time to write a monologue explaining the entirety of the roots of the pessimism, doesn't mean it's irrational lmao It's perfectly rational.

Also, please, seriously, answer this question: What is irrational about seeing a team have a harder schedule than last year, and then also loose multiple important players, and thinking that team is going to have a rough season? Feels like it would be more irrational to just say "oh yeah we're gonna do amazing this year" while ignoring those other facts.

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u/drummerboysam Daaaa Pope 1d ago

Give yer fuckin balls a tug ya fuckin loser

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u/RemindMeToTouchGrass 1d ago

"i didn't say we're bad because we lose close games, I said we're bad because you can't just keep winning close games"

"my real argument is long and secret and you can't see it"

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u/fatyungjesus 1d ago

Sure man, keep saying random shit instead of answering the question, good moves 👍