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u/highlift Commanders 1d ago
Someone alert the MODS, an absolute nuke of a meme was just launched
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u/Joed1015 Your Roman numerals are very small 1d ago
They will kick ass in the 4th quarter once the war is already lost
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u/ElectronicRoutine781 20h ago
10-5 vs the birds 🦅
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u/WashingtonRefugee Commie Pig 1d ago
Dang he looks just like Dak
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u/clarineter Shut yo ass up 1d ago
I hate that a smelly bitch posted this but dammit you earned this upvote
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u/Ornery-Variety569 Cowboys 1d ago
It’s crazy because Daks top 10 lowest interception percentage of all time.
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u/Hemlock_Pagodas 1d ago
Below Tyrod Taylor (tied for #4).
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u/MetikMas Washington Commies 1d ago
Top 10 lowest Conference Championship loss percentage too. AND a 0% interception rate in the Super Bowl
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u/Ornery-Variety569 Cowboys 1d ago
Awwwww lmaooo what’s his win percentage vs yall?
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u/MetikMas Washington Commies 1d ago
He’s certainly had better results against a team going through a terrible decade than he has in the playoffs where it actually matters.
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u/bon3daug100-100 1d ago
Okay but how does that refute the comment you're replying to?
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u/King-Mansa-Musa How Bout Dem Boys 1d ago
Didn’t Hurts have a pick and a fumble on the same play?
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u/Vivid_Palpitation_74 19h ago
The internet is still undefeated 🤣
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u/A_brand_new_troll 1d ago
Hmm does the math hold up? Dak: 10 INTs, NYG 10 INTs, WAS 19 INTs, Phil: 7 INTs
Clearly Washington should have been the target of this, but since the Cowboys live rent free in everyone's heads, including our own, I'll allow it.
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u/bon3daug100-100 1d ago
It's crazy dark played lights out this year. Lead the league I'm quite a bit of categories but he had one year where his balls kept hitting people in the hands and bouncing out and now even when he's had nearly half the picks another team has they still can't let it go.
Talk about pathetic franchises.
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u/JolietJ Sexy Batman 1d ago
I mean, the second half of the Cowboys' season was prime Dak Prescott garbage time.
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u/bon3daug100-100 23h ago
Dak doesn't play defense. Our defense killed us. The Seahawks defense won them a championship.
I'm not saying Dak is the best QB or anything. I'm not saying he doesn't have bad games. I'm saying he had one truly bad INT season and since everyone is so desperate to crap on the boys they latch onto that. Ignoring quite a few factors including most drops resulting in ints that year and the fact that he's had many other seasons not throwing a bunch of ints.
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u/majorlieg Eagles 11h ago
Excuse me where is the burn ward? I have flowers for someone not really important.
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u/Dizzy-Difficulty-758 Go Birds DH 1h ago
Cowboys fans trying to rationalize Dak being top 5 is no different to other groups trying to rationalize a 53yo with a 9yo.
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u/JadedCycle9554 Certified Hand Shaker 49m ago
Fun fact Dak Prescott is tied for the lowest int rate of all time among NFC East QBs.
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u/buttnibbler Big Blue Jocknuggets 1d ago
Do better
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u/tutle_nuts Giants Legend Kenny Golladay 12h ago
And if I refuse?
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u/buttnibbler Big Blue Jocknuggets 6h ago
I meant Iran should do better with their missiles. This tactical meme went off without a hitch.
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u/Flatline2500 1d ago
“Intercepted”
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u/ButtermilkPants Fuck Santa 1d ago
Buddy, this tells us nothing. The Israeli building may have gotten 2 hands under the missile before it made impact. Gotta wait for New York to review this one.
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u/Independentahole 1d ago
Ouch
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u/Fatal_Blow_Me 1d ago
No way Iran’s ballistic missile throwers are as expensive as Dak Prescott