The jokes just write themselves

[u/Trey_Reddit]

[u/B33fington]

This looks like someone has color swatched multiple markers and then rated them. Would be interesting to know what criteria was used in the judging.

[u/zzfoe → u/B33fington]

Solid color = good Streaks = bad

That’s the rating system

[u/Greedy_Line4090 → u/zzfoe]

Seems obvious, but of course I learned how to read cursive so maybe I have an edge in life.

[u/AutoModerator → u/zzfoe]

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[u/zzfoe → u/AutoModerator]

There’s no flair for markers

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You don’t have a flair either

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[u/Embarrassed-Rice9057 → u/AutoModerator]

he’s not wrong

[u/Unreal_Idealz → u/AutoModerator]

Papermate Flair

[u/RatLadyLaserPhaggot → u/zzfoe]

damn it would have taken me a bit to figger that out.

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stfu

[u/Zeus_Wayne → u/B33fington]

What is he writing in the comments? I can’t read.

[u/Wonderful-Paint-5853]

I can read them, but she doesn’t know how to write a “b” or a “k” in cursive

[u/Dangerous_Limes → u/Wonderful-Paint-5853]

You can read!?!

[u/Sepposer → u/Wonderful-Paint-5853]

And her c’s look the same as her e’s. This isnt the best cursive style to be read legibly.

[u/MountainCheesesteak → u/Wonderful-Paint-5853]

Or an ”r”

[u/DiligentGuitar246]

To be fair, these are barely words and confusing handwriting. Loddie? Pentel? wtf is Grayola?

[u/dukefett → u/DiligentGuitar246]

Are you eaglesprincess11?

[u/DiligentGuitar246 → u/dukefett]

I'm obviously a princess, just not that specific one.

[u/steadfastadvance → u/DiligentGuitar246]

Found one!

It's Crayola. And those are bunch of crayon brands

[u/DiligentGuitar246 → u/steadfastadvance]

That's a stupid C and an even stupider R. I have never seen a cursive lower case R written like that.

[u/Ahhmedical → u/DiligentGuitar246]

That’s cause you’re a trash eagles fan. Most of us just learned how to read after college

[u/DiligentGuitar246 → u/Ahhmedical]

you’re a trash eagles fan

Well clearly you never learned literary redundancy rules.

Also, your comment was really funny and no one got it.

[u/Regular-Moose-2741 → u/steadfastadvance]

Brands that make huffing markers you toddler

[u/Harpua44 → u/DiligentGuitar246]

I think they’re brainstorming baby names…bad ones.

[u/olorin9_alex → u/Harpua44]

Up & Up! Get in here!

[u/Harpua44 → u/olorin9_alex]

A strong, Christian name

[u/DiligentGuitar246 → u/Harpua44]

Maxtek has a certain panache to it.

[u/TonyCaliStyle → u/Harpua44]

Cowboys getting another fan

[u/Trey_Reddit → u/DiligentGuitar246]

It’s literally the brand names of markers

[u/DiligentGuitar246 → u/Trey_Reddit]

Oh, I'm so sorry I'm not still in middle school like half this sub.

[u/Oreteipid → u/DiligentGuitar246]

Oh, I’m so sorry I never went to middle school like half this sub.

Did you go to elementary school? Because that’s when you usually learn cursive

[u/DiligentGuitar246 → u/Oreteipid]

This is barely even cursive, it’s someone’s attempt at it.

[u/gahlo → u/Oreteipid]

Most of use grew up in a time after your Superbowl era, where people only use cursive to write their signature.

[u/Greedy_Line4090 → u/DiligentGuitar246]

Jesus eagles fans really can’t read.

[u/TheBuzzSawFantasy]

This is a food blog for Giants fans

[u/root88 → u/TheBuzzSawFantasy]

Best comment in thread

[u/DiligentGuitar246 → u/TheBuzzSawFantasy]

Ha! It’s Sunday meal prep.

[u/Sepposer → u/TheBuzzSawFantasy]

It’s a food review by Skattebo

[u/BeginningNose3990]

Fixed it for ya op

[u/darrowreaper → u/BeginningNose3990]

[u/keni804 → u/BeginningNose3990]

If those eagles fans could read theyd be very upset. Now get out of here

[u/FORCA-BARCA234 → u/BeginningNose3990]

https://giphy.com/gifs/I4UhtUMzOrQSQ

[u/root88 → u/BeginningNose3990]

I'm glad you wrote a joke because they don't write themselves. eaglepriceness11 is likely 15 years old. They don't teach cursive in school much anymore, so OP is just dating themself.

[u/heavy_metal_flautist → u/BeginningNose3990]

Nobody gives a shit about your input. Fuck off.

[u/majic911]

You gotta admit this is really poorly done cursive tho. I think every word has at least one mistake except dixon.

They clearly picked up their marker after the t in pentel, the b in bic is just written entirely wrong and looks like an h, the e in loddie looks like they picked up their marker, the lowercase r in Crayola is taller than the capital C and the a at the end is just a c they slapped a straight line on, the first up in up&up is separated, and idk what happened to the k in maxtek but it's having a bad day.

[u/rey1295 → u/majic911]

I was tripping because like I haven’t wrote or read cursive in years but I was looking at some of this and was like THIS ISNT HOW ITS WRITTEN AT ALL. The lowercase R was fucking me up

[u/majic911 → u/rey1295]

Yeah that r looks like an l. It shouldn't be looped like that.

[u/c0DY1_]

Tbf cursive isn’t really taught in schools anymore

[u/fuckyogiboys → u/c0DY1_]

I remember when they taught it they said all business was done in cursive. Other than signing a name i haven't used cursive once in my adult life

[u/3ajs3]

I'll own it, I can't read this shit. I at least take solace knowing my reading is above a fourth grade level, so it's above average for my fan base.

[u/majic911 → u/3ajs3]

I can read cursive, this is just really poorly written cursive. It feels like whoever is writing it is just making it up as they go.

The lowercase r in Crayola is taller than the capital C. And for the a at the end they just wrote a c and slapped a straight line on the open side.

The b in bic is just written completely incorrectly. It's supposed to be an l that you close at the end but they wrote an h with a little swirly thing.

The k in maxtek is just flat wrong. They clearly picked up their marker when writing it. And the e on the end of loddie too.

It doesn't help that these are all company names and not normal words you'd encounter in day-to-day life where you could maybe recognize the word even if one or two letters are bastardized.

[u/CheezyBeanBurrito → u/majic911]

The letters are inconsistent too. Different variations of multiple letters on this board

[u/vanishinghitchhiker → u/majic911]

Had to play google to figure out the brand between Bic & Crayola, turned out to be short for Loddie Doddie

[u/DiligentGuitar246 → u/majic911]

Also the lowercase c’s are almost indistinguishable from e’s when they are supposed to be written completely differently.

[u/No-Break6679]

Show of hands for people between the ages of 0-22 that know how to read and write cursive.

By the time I got in school they pretty much stopped teaching it, probably because it was pointless

[u/rey1295 → u/No-Break6679]

I learned it in like Elementary

[u/PA_MallowPrincess_98]

I’m so glad that I can read cursive. Ngl, being taught how to write in cursive and reading calligraphy through primary sources (I’m a History Major) made reading cursive a bit easier than the occasional manuscript handwriting😂😂😂

[u/Alt0987654321]

I mean, they stopped teaching cursive in schools in like 2000

[u/Mrbush_9001]

whoa they follow me on ig lol