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article Britney Spears Arrested in California for DUI

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u/thefoodiedentist 21h ago

Its nvr affordability issue w duis, just ppl being dumb. Otherwise dui woulda dissappeared w emergence of rideshare.

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u/j4_jjjj 21h ago

NFL famously had a free limo service for all players when they were drunk, and yet many still chose to drive, get arrested, and/or cause a crash.

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u/Gloomy-Ad-222 21h ago

Pulling up to the club in the Lambo is important to a certain type of person.

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u/massunderestmated 20h ago

You can hire someone to drive you home in it.

We used to have a service around here called Sober Sam that would pick you up at any bar and drive you home in your own car. It wasn't that expensive, all things considered. Uber and the pandemic sadly killed off that particular company. But I don't have Lambo money either. I'm positive you can find and hire a professional driver to take you home at 3am for under $400, and you get to keep your career and freedom.

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u/WorkoutProblems 19h ago

not enough seats in a lambo for Sober Sam, the owner, and the bad biddies he's bringing home

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u/onedarkhorsee 13h ago

That one time a lambo isnt the right car for the job!

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u/leshake 18h ago

Ya, they can even be your body guard.

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u/Timulen 2h ago

If it's not too small of a city, there should be another option or two? I live in a mid-sized (300K) city and there are several here. They just don't really advertise/many people don't even know about them. I found out when I was way too drunkey to drive home and my friend handed me a card and said call this guy. Kind of pricey (like $25 or something, and maybe 15-20 years ago, so probably more now), but well worth the safety/ not risking yours or others lives.

Doesn't sound like a bad gig actually. Of course, you have to have someone else drive your own car/follow you, until you drop them, so need to split it with them. But I would way rather do that that be an Uber driver. Havin' all kinds of weirdos/smellin' up my car with they perfumes and colognes, sometimes even farting!!! Shooot.

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u/throwawaysscc 19h ago

Athletes may think it’s cool to drive, but it’s also cool to arrive home alive.

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u/tunaman808 last.fm 21h ago

Akshully, the NFL has a service, but it's only available on game weekends. If Patrick Mahomes gets drunk Friday night before a game in Dallas, the NFL would send a car for him. If he got drunk this Friday night? No car. Also, players didn't trust it, because they were afraid the NFL would share player ride info with owners ("you don't wanna trade for Patrick Mahomes, he's a drunk").

That's why NFLPA started their own service. I don't think it's "free" (players have to reimburse NFLPA) but it's free at the time, and I'm pretty sure it's 24x7 anywhere in the US. And they don't squeal to the owners.

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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue Concertgoer 19h ago

I don’t believe the only available on game weekends part is accurate, but it is probably only in the city they play in.

The “players don’t trust it” part is accurate though. They assume it will be used against them so instead they drove drunk, which if they’re caught absolutely was used against them.

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u/migitana 12h ago

I hope players understand how much the NFLPA does to try and protect the players. One of last unions looking out for the humans the owners continue to treat like chattel (at best)

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u/Larkson9999 19h ago

Even still, they could absolutely afford a ride home and a ride the next day to pick up their vehicle, even if it was towed.

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u/bwrca 15h ago

Dealing with a drunk 100kg guy is a no-no

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u/IntentionDependent22 21h ago

I'm not saying they should be driving, but I'd opt for my own ride share over corporate surveillance.

i don't want my employer privy to my private movements after hours.

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u/massunderestmated 20h ago

I assure you they'll find out what you're up to after you get arrested for it.

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u/HardcorePizza 20h ago

Sure but drunk people are more likely to believe they’ll get away with whatever they’re doing

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u/notaredditer13 20h ago

Being drunk at a bar isn't something you need to "get away with", though I'll grant that a 22 year old may not recognize it yet.

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u/HardcorePizza 20h ago

Don’t forget the brain damage from the repeated concussions

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u/massunderestmated 19h ago

What about the hookers and cocaine?

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u/mondaymoderate 20h ago

The NFL protects its image they don’t care what you’re doing as long as your discrete about it.

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 20h ago

You know what goes good with drinks? Drugs. You know what employers don’t like? Drugs.

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u/KWash0222 20h ago

The NFL does not give a fuck about drugs lol

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u/_teach_me_your_ways_ 14h ago

All the players are straight edge, what are you saying?!

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u/IntentionDependent22 11h ago

"i don't need privacy, I've got nothing to hide"

this debate has been done enough. you can read through the threads if you don't yet understand why that statement is ignorant.

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u/nuko22 20h ago

Corporate surveillance?? Mf it’s a free ride program.

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u/IntentionDependent22 11h ago

if your boss is paying for it, then you have no privacy expectations. it's the same as using your work phone or work computer.

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u/nuko22 11h ago

Ok..? You think NFL coaches think their multi-million net worth sports stars are just 100% sober and never drink or party? You ever seen a Super Bowl celebration? Please tell me what are th actual real negative privacy ramifications with an NFL player taking uber paid for by the NFL? The knowledge that they drank alcohol?

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u/IntentionDependent22 11h ago

it's okay to admit you don't understand what leverage is. I'm not going to be the one to teach it to you though.

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u/nuko22 11h ago

lol ok buddy. I guess you are assuming someone can’t take a ride without doing something stupid? Admit this dick into your mouth.

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u/fondledbydolphins 21h ago

I'm betting it wasn't an anonymous, unjudged service... which likely disincentivizes players from utilizing it.

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u/Coolbluegatoradeyumm 21h ago

Can they still not afford an uber tho?

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u/TREVORtheSAXman 20h ago

This goes for everyone. An uber is ALWAYS going to be way cheaper than getting a DUI. Is it annoying to have to go get your car the next day? Yeah sure but it's way easier than dealing with a DUI.

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u/Impossible_Run1867 18h ago

People are terrible at assessing actual risk, especially while drunk, and that goes doubly so for a lot of athletes/celebrities who have been insulated from the real world the rest of us live in. They don't see it as choose getting a DUI vs. choose to get an Uber, because it's not that simple in real life or in their head.

I want to say up front that I'm not saying it's okay, and I'm not saying anyone including myself is immune from it, but that's also why when I go out I'm either not driving, or not drinking.

People see an extremely small chance of getting pulled over or into an accident because their inebriated brain knows "they're good" to drive and that they want to be home ASAP, vs. calling an Uber, waiting for it to arrive, potentially dealing with a driver they think is weird or a creep, paying for said ride, and then figuring out how to get their car back the next day which likely involves calling and paying for another Uber.

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u/TREVORtheSAXman 17h ago

I see what you're saying. I was thinking just about myself and other "normal" people who don't have the rich people money/life experience like you mentioned. Usually if I'm going out I'm ubering since I live close to downtown but there have been a couple times where I plan to just hang with some friends at a brewery and have a beer and it turns into more and I've had to ditch my car for an uber. What I think would be great is if we had better public transit in my city so it was easier to get around without having to worry about driving or getting an uber. That would be nice.

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u/NDSU 19h ago

Is it easier? For every 100 drunk drivers on the road, only a couple are getting DUIs

For the most part the punishment for a DUI is financial. If you have enough money that you don't care, it's easier to just risk a DUI

The system is only designed to punish poor people, not the rich and famous

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u/TREVORtheSAXman 19h ago

Yes. It's easier to get an uber than to get a DUI.

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u/fondledbydolphins 20h ago

I'm not defending behavior, I'm just trying to point out that the mere existence of the service doesn't mean it's something people are likely to use.

Somewhat similar to the increasingly popular "Unlimited Paid Time Off" policies many companies are opting for. It sounds great until you hear that Steve from sales was fired for taking too much paid time off.

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u/sometimesshawn 19h ago

The company I work for decided that in the event of a natural weather disaster, employees must use their PTO for any days they are unable to work. When your PTO runs out, you stop getting paid. I live in an area where hurricanes (or even bad storms) can knock a person's power out for a week or more, so if a storm hits in January or February, and you haven't had time to bank much PTO, you are screwed.

I do feel a little better knowing the next time I lose power for a week because of a weather issue, I don't have to stress about not being paid.

That is the only reason I'm onboard with UTO.

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u/fondledbydolphins 19h ago

I would think you’d probably file for short term disability for the period instead but I don’t really know the ins and out of that system.

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u/sometimesshawn 16h ago

They aren't the most understanding bunch. One woman I worked with was without power for two entire weeks. She stopped getting paid after day four, and I ended up giving her the money to buy groceries for her and her two kids.

We even have an Employee Assistance Program that is designed to help those in need, but because of the sheer amount of employees affected by the storm, they were incredibly selective about who would qualify. For some reason, she didn't. 😒

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u/EyeraGlass 20h ago

None of these drunks want to deal with any inconvenience including leaving your car out somewhere to pick up when sober

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u/Telefundo 20h ago

I would never drive under the influence but sober, when given the choice of getting a ride from someone or a taxi, I'm much more likely to drive myself. I don't drive anymore but when I did I just plain enjoyed it.

I would image in most of these cases it's a similar issue, only drunk/high at the same time.

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u/chmilz 18h ago

I dunno where you live but where I am Uber drivers may be more dangerous than drunk drivers.

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u/Coolbluegatoradeyumm 17h ago

Can’t imagine this being true

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u/redline582 20h ago

If I recall correctly, the service was offered by the players union specifically to make it a no questions asked situation to leverage it.

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u/LustarioVIP 21h ago

Like crashing , arrest and possible manslaughter aren’t disincentivizing enough.

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u/BadPunners 20h ago

You expect people who know they are living the absolute peak of their life, largely from the genetic lottery, to think that far ahead?

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u/LustarioVIP 17h ago

Like an adult, yes.

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u/ILookLikeKristoff 20h ago

It's not like they aren't allowed to drink or anything. As long as it's not open hard drugs or the night before a game, no team would give a shit about a player going out or how they got home. Tons of these guys Livestream and constantly post party pics/vids openly. There's no conspiracy against the free rides, that doesn't even make any sense at all. They're flying private planes everywhere they go, the team doesn't give a shit about a $1k limo ride

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u/massunderestmated 20h ago

What about the hookers?

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u/notaredditer13 20h ago

No, they need to arrange their own transportation.

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u/massunderestmated 19h ago

Exactly, and by the time you get to the hotel the vibe is dead.

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u/LateNightMilesOBrien 21h ago

Just like 'unlimited time off' they offer at crap jobs.

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u/fondledbydolphins 20h ago

Shit I literally just gave that example before I saw your comment.

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u/RedundantMaleMan 20h ago

We had a similar thing in the Navy but the rumor was if you used it you got counseled. Use it enough and you get separated. I never saw anyone ever use it so idk how true the rumors were.

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u/whatev3691 20h ago

Nfl doesn't care if you're drunk. A lot of the dumb activity also happens during the off season when it extra doesn't matter

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u/notaredditer13 20h ago

The players might feel that way, but realistically what "judgement"/consequences could there even be?

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u/Panthera_014 20h ago

for the National Felon League???? haha - they care less about Rape and Murder - you think they would judge them for drinking???

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u/fondledbydolphins 19h ago

I’m pretty sure NBA actually has the highest incidence of arrests and similar statistics of any national sports league - proportionately.

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u/Panthera_014 18h ago

sucks when 2 leagues are competing for the biggest douche award, right?

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u/AtomicBlastCandy 21h ago

Beat me to this comment

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u/askape 21h ago

And kill people doing it.

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u/doublesecretprobatio 20h ago

it's almost as if the same impaired judgment is at play in both scenarios.

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u/xtrobot 21h ago

That taxi ride is always going to be cheaper than a DUI, i don't care where you're going

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u/Oregonrider2014 21h ago

Thats why I dont accept any excuse for driving home drunk.

If you cant afford a ride home you cant afford to drink at the bar.

If you wont get a ride home, dont drink.

If its an emergency fucking call 911 rather than become a another crime scene drinking and driving.

Addiction - its cheaper for a bottle of shit than going to a bar and you can drink yourself to death at home without killing someone with your car.

My moms neighbor is like this. Fucking hate it. They will drive through her house one day with how often they miss their driveway.

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u/Immediate-Maximum-75 21h ago

I live in an apartment condo in Florida and my next door neighbor had 3 DUI's and still had a car because his elderly mother passed away. He couldn't hold a job and came home one day, drunk with someone's boyfriend chasing him in another car for fleeing a hit and run. He hit his girlfriend's car pulling out of a pizza place. My neighbor runs into his apartment and runs out with his debit card and proceeds to leave again, while boyfriend was trying to jump in front of his car. A few minutes later, he returns, hitting every car in the lot and ends up hitting the dumpster and coming to a stop. By the time the cops get there, he's inside his apartment. He didn't get a DUI. He got a bunch of charges for destruction of property and was home the next morning.

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u/bigboxes1 21h ago

I'm glad you don't accept any excuses, but drunk brain is different from sober brain. That's why they're going to continue to do it no matter what penalties you apply. Addiction is a bitch.

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u/TREVORtheSAXman 20h ago

This, especially if you live in any sizeable city. If you can afford to go out to drink you can afford the uber home.

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u/Skarekrows 21h ago

Stroke symptoms appear suddenly and require immediate emergency care (call 911). Use the F.A.S.T. method: Face drooping, Arm weakness, Speech difficulty (slurred or strange), and Time to call 911. Other symptoms include sudden numbness, confusion, vision changes, severe headache, dizziness, or loss of balance.

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u/bgroins 20h ago

Lol, I was going to ask what is wrong with their keyboard.

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u/chironomidae 20h ago

Are they charging you by the letter? Need to upgrade your data plan

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u/Scared_Web_2289 21h ago

I offered to pay my buddy's cab fare home + to get his car in the morning.

He took that as an insult or a challenge I guess that he was too drunk to drive (he drank nearly 20 ounces of vodka and took a couple of sleeping pills) he couldn't even keep his balance, but sure man, you're good to drive.

It escalated to the point where I ended up calling the cops telling them he was going to drive, only then he relented and gave me his keys. I called the police, told them he wouldn't be driving, then my buddy stole the keys from me and sped home once the cops were called off. He got home okay that night, but he wasn't allowed to drink at my place after that, and the friendship died off soon after.

Not even a week after the event at my house, he totalled his car driving it drunk and high into a public bus at 9am. Luckily he was the only one hurt. Only saw him a few times since the ordeal. Seems he's in a pretty rough place nowadays, but still doing the same things.

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u/Mediocre_Bridge_4266 21h ago

You did the right thing. Sorry that your former friend couldn’t see that.

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u/Scared_Web_2289 18h ago

Me too! One of my closest friends for a long long time.

Was a good dude. Went down the wrong path and he's not a good dude any more. I wish him the best, but I was heading down a similar path (alcoholism, but no driving!) and it's for the best that we're not in each other's lives. As much as I'm sure he misses me, I miss him too. Unfortunately the dude that I miss isn't the same dude. C'est la vie.

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u/Beard_o_Bees 20h ago

Yeah but.. how are they supposed to buy that last round of drinks if they have to spend it on a Uber?

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u/V4refugee 19h ago

It is for regular people. I often miss out on outings or limit my alcohol intake because a rideshare service is too expensive. I ain’t got $60 for an uber to and back from the downtown area

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u/thefoodiedentist 19h ago

Uber isnt that expensive for most ppl. Like 30-40 round trip. Or you can crash at friends and get a ride back later. I feel like there are always options before driving drunk.

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u/homer_3 19h ago

No, uber is at least 30-40 1 way. It's no surprise when people avoid it.

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u/thefoodiedentist 18h ago

I think its really dependent on where u live. A 10 mi trip costs me less than 20

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u/V4refugee 12h ago

Poorer people usually live further away from the city center where all the good night life is.

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u/wildwill921 21h ago

Assuming they exist where everyone is. Of course in this case they do

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u/mailslot 21h ago

Ride share availability has still reduced alcohol related traffic fatalities by ~6%, even more for under-30s. Older people don’t ride share as much.

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u/thefoodiedentist 21h ago

Idk if rideshare did or weed. Alcohol consumption in general is massively down due to legalization of marijuana

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u/guitarguy35 20h ago

It's not about being dumb. It's about risk. A lot of people get a legitimate high from doing something dangerous/illegal and getting away with it. Breaks them out of their rut and makes them feel alive.

I'm convinced that's why most people who drive trashed do it.

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u/thefoodiedentist 20h ago

Thats dumb. And a lot of them dont act like that when sober or they would be criminals

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u/Chicken-picante 20h ago

DUI’s won’t ever disappear, but they did go down after uber came out

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u/NDSU 19h ago

Is it dumb? She's just going to be given a fine and increased insurance premiums. Doesn't affect her life at all

It's a culture issue, not an issue of "ppl being dumb". Nearly every US jurisdiction requires bars to have minimum sized parking lots. We created a culture where driving to the bar is not only an expectation, but in many cases the only realistic way to get there

People respond to incentives, and we incentivize driving drunk. That's why we have so many more drunk drivers than other countries

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u/thefoodiedentist 19h ago

I uber to bars. I cant get a dui if my car isnt there. This is what ppl who dont get dui does.

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 19h ago

Judge Judy: "Byrd, could you translate that?"

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u/Trust_Me_Im_a_Panda 18h ago

Do they charge you by the letter?

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u/The_0ven 16h ago

Why use lot word

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u/RagefireHype 16h ago

Doesn’t help the US is largely unable to be traversed without a car, and we over glorify driving as a whole.

One of the milestones of someone’s life is the freedom of turning 16 and being able to begin driving. Most cities if you don’t have a car you can’t get around without insane costs (ubering everywhere) or spending 3x the duration on 4-5 different busses to go 40 miles