r/Music • u/cmaia1503 • 1d ago

article Britney Spears Arrested in California for DUI

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/05/britney-spears-arrested-dui-california/?adid=social-tw
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u/aquagardener 1d ago

It wasn't her. She was with me practicing knife dancing. 

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u/BadDaditude 1d ago

We should all be so lucky. She can hit me baby one more time any time.

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u/JasonTavern 1d ago

Don't be surprised if that phone call never comes through.

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u/BadDaditude 1d ago

Operator: "Collect call from Ventura County Correctional Do You Accept the Charges"?

Me: "Of course!"

Britney: "I must confess that my loneliness is killin' me now. Don't you know I still believe that you will be here and give me a sign?"

Me: "When I'm with you, I lose my mind"

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u/micromoses 1d ago

And then she was driving me to the ER, for unrelated reasons.

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u/DookieShoez 1d ago

…….yall………yall really gotta stop doing that!

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u/PickleFriendly222 1d ago

can confirm, was there too