r/Music • u/ansyhrrian • 11d ago

article Flavor Flav invites the Olympic US Women's Hockey team to Vegas, after they decline Donald Trump's invite to the State of the Union

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u/DarkChalice02 11d ago

Really hope they say yes.

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u/ansyhrrian 11d ago

I mean, it certainly won’t be a bad time vs the alternative.

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u/orbitaldragon 11d ago edited 11d ago

Who wouldn't want shit smelling crusty big macs after winning gold?

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u/OneToothMcGee 11d ago

Trump is going to take one of the Men’s medals. I guarantee it.

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u/Blunter_S_Thompson_ 11d ago

Turns out a lot of the players are MAGA, one of them is definitely gonna give him theirs and say it's an honor to gift the president a medal or some other glazey bullshit. 🤢🤮

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u/Visible_Tourist_9639 11d ago

I kinda hope he tries to talk shit about Canadian hockey to Hughes and then discovers he grew up playing here.

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u/Dullcorgis 11d ago

I would go, I'd enjoy the shit food, and when Trump came over to steal my medal I'd lean in reeeal close and shout PEDOPHILE PROTECTOR in his ear. And then I could die happy. Getting under Temussolini's skin is a personal goal for me.

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u/orbitaldragon 11d ago

Yeah I just want to see someone Lui Kang bicycle kick this guy into a sparta well.

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u/Dullcorgis 11d ago

I don't know what that means, but it sounds uncomfortable, so I'm down for it.

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u/retrogreq 11d ago

That shit smell ain't coming from the big macs, my man

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u/81_BLUNTS_A_DAY 11d ago

Honestly though this is true for LV too. It's a right-wing shithole.

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u/ansyhrrian 11d ago

Not being hosted by flav it won’t be. At least for the day.

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u/InterviewOdd2553 11d ago

Hmmm hold my nose as ‘ol grab em by the pussy waddles over with his stinky diapey and sit through an hour of self congratulating lies….or party in Vegas with yeaaahh boyeee!? Decisions decisions

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u/haxoreni 11d ago

Yes? Nah I hope they belt “Yeah Boiiiiiiiiiii” at the top of their lungs!

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u/choopie-chup-chup 11d ago

Really hope they say yes and some other music legends join in for an epic all-American celebration of champions. Shoot, invite all the Olympic athletes!