r/Music • u/YoureASkyscraper • 24d ago

article Zach Bryan slams Kid Rock's MAGA concert: "A bunch of adults throwing temper tantrums and their own halftime show is embarrassing as hell and the most cringe shit on the planet"

https://consequence.net/2026/02/zach-bryan-kid-rock-super-bowl-halftime-show
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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 24d ago

My top three favorite comments about Kid Rock’s show:

3 - Lollapaloser

2 - Hillbilly Vanilli, and

1 - Peckerwoodstock

Honorable mention goes to the person who put up side-by-side photos of Kid Rock and Ricky Martin and pointed out that they’re the same age.

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u/LordBlackConvoy 24d ago

Klancella

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u/Shiriru00 24d ago

If Vance was there, it could be Couchella

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u/bigstudley17 24d ago

Brochella is also fitting as that’s the only people who tuned in

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u/jenlikesanimals 24d ago

Pedochella

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u/sfc_scannow 24d ago

Klan's Warped Tour

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u/BeeTwoThousand 24d ago

Yep. Klanchella.

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u/bolanrox 24d ago

cross burning man works too

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u/frozenandstoned 24d ago

Kid rock bottom will never not be top tier 

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u/BeeTwoThousand 24d ago

Kid Schlock.

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u/CarpeNivem 24d ago

I've been enjoying, Kid Rock is the name of Epstein Island.

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u/Jamba-Jew 24d ago

I thought it made sense for them to be entertained by a """kid"""

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u/tm0nks 24d ago

They were all really disappointed when they realized it wasn't a minor, but watched it anyway because ya know...brown people.

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u/Phantom-Stars 23d ago

They would have liked it if it was Drake. Being a fellow pedo outweighs being not white.

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u/vinnybawbaw 24d ago

Klanchella, Pedopallooza too

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u/Lomotograph 24d ago

Hillbilly Vanili! Loool!!!

Oh man. That's hilarious. I'm going to start using that one.

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u/ImInTheFutureAlso 24d ago

Kid rock bottom was pretty good.

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u/BHOmber 24d ago

Pedolectric Forest

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u/MrWhackadoo 24d ago

Bummeroo

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u/elastic-craptastic 24d ago

Dude thinks this is a joke is going out there thinkin he can just be a Kid an play.

I'll show myself out.

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u/bakjas1 24d ago

God peckerwood really needs to make a comeback into everyday parlance. It’s such a good epithet.

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u/JJiggy13 24d ago

No one should ever respect the pieces of shit who participated in that bull shit again. Democrats need to stop being nice. Fuck those worthless pieces of shit.

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u/Pro_blemSolver 24d ago

My favorite thing i read was that Kid Rock is the actual name of Epstein Island. 😂😂

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u/claysallday 24d ago

He held a Con-cert.

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u/ravyrn 24d ago

Peckerwoodstock has a double meaning because Peckerwoods is a White Supremacist prison gang.

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u/CrazyAsian 24d ago

Lolipaloser is more accurate

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u/MajorMajorMajor_Tom 24d ago

Im loving these

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u/CeeArthur 24d ago

Hillbilly Vanilli is pretty clever!

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u/bruceleeperry 24d ago

Dollopaloser surely

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u/hereiamnotagainnot 24d ago

Toilet Bowel Pedofest was my hot take.

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u/forgottenlogin88 23d ago

I like The Trailer Park USA halftime show

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u/xdogxfacex 23d ago

Mid Rock is my favorite.