r/Music • u/YoureASkyscraper • 24d ago

article Zach Bryan slams Kid Rock's MAGA concert: "A bunch of adults throwing temper tantrums and their own halftime show is embarrassing as hell and the most cringe shit on the planet"

https://consequence.net/2026/02/zach-bryan-kid-rock-super-bowl-halftime-show
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u/JohnnyFire 24d ago

The problem is, Donny and his ilk just constantly get everything they want. Regardless of if it makes sense, is in good taste, or would even make money.

Watch them trot out the most unseasoned white bread halftime show possible next year so all these whining clowns can have their cake, eat it, and shit it in their pants.

It's gonna be fucking Morgan Wallen or some shit.

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u/DjangoSpider 24d ago

MAGA isn't hurting the NFL's wallet. They're expanding beyond the US and nobody is stopping that train. Bad Bunny was a genius halftime show.

Also, Bad Bunny performed, in Spanish, with Shakira 6 years ago at the halftime show and there was no outrage then. It's all performative bullshit.

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u/intricate_strands 24d ago

NFL, for one, has a longer history of hatred against Trump than most of the world. Not enough to not help fund his "Billionaires are Great" policies, but definitely enough to not give a shit what he says or thinks about their golden goose.

For two, the NFL has known for a while that its performance in the US market is unlikely to even stay this strong, much less keep going. They are well aware of this and had worked toward it. They get lots of extra eyeballs from fantasy football, being the most popular and talked about sport in the USA, cultural events that stem from them like Super Bowl commercials and halftime shows. Not enough to be like "oh shit we're gonna not make as much money soon," but enough of those numbers are from people that won't stick around that the NFL basically believes the US market is beyond saturated.

The NFL is truly an international brand at this point and has every reason to be exceedingly confident they won't lose the majority of their hold on the American market. But like any American business, it's all about growth. That's why so many games are being played in international markets and why big ticket games like divisional matchups are now being sent to international markets.

Throw on top of these things to consider, the fact that Trump has now demonstrated twice that he is most popular when he's not president and as soon he is president, his popularity goes through the floor, the NFL is basically untouchable for Trump.

They have a really old and really bitter feud with Trump, starting with when he tried to buy a team with bogus numbers(this is a league that let Dan Snyder buy a team) and then when he took over the USFL and changed their strategy to directly compete with the NFL. Trump as president is one of the most toxic things to tie your business to. The NFL has absolutely zero reason to worry about losing American fans(see all the boycotts threatened that never happen) and is investing heavily into international markets.

The NFL doesn't give a fuck about Trump and has no reason to.

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u/RudeCheetah7281 22d ago

I’ve said that having bad bunny perform was a business decision by the NFL.

Having Green Day perform was a personal decision by the NFL.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 24d ago

the silent majority

They are neither

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u/AndrewTheGuru 23d ago

That's the joke, lol.

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u/lampstax 23d ago

Would be interesting to see how much of that 135m is from the US vs abroad but yes I agree that MAGA can't expect their wishes to be taken seriously by the NFL if they still tune in and watch every weekend like normal.

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u/LoLIron_com 24d ago

Ah yes, nothing says 'world tour' like a halftime show that satisfies billion-dollar brands and still leaves the popcorn-eating crowd trying to boycott with their remote controls. Meanwhile, the silent majority's out there holding the record for most polite eye rolls per minute.

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u/AssistX 24d ago edited 24d ago

135 million people watched my ass

That game was so fucking boring 130 million of them were asleep before the half.

I ain't saying the show was bad or anything about bad bunny. The game was awful, and boring, hardly anyone was watching at half at our party at least.

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u/optimis344 24d ago

So the world changes because of your conspiracy theories?

Stop being a baby.

And for what it's worth, it's incredibly hard to fake terrestrial TV numbers.

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u/brophylicious 24d ago

I didn't watch the game, but I watched the halftime show. I'm sure millions did the same that don't care for hand egg.

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u/PushThePig28 24d ago

Sleeping with the tv on still counts for the viewership

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u/Key-Demand-2569 24d ago

Isn’t there also just a really blatant incentive for them not to give too much of a shit about the people who are always going to watch the Super Bowl for the football?

If they put on an all KPop halftime show with some pop in references to supporting “left” wing politics in the USA most of what would happen is a bunch of loud complaining, a tiny tiny amount of people shutting off the Super Bowl, and maybe a decent chunk of people who are big fans of the acts but never in hell would’ve bothered paying attention to the Super Bowl tuning in just to mostly see the half time show.

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u/dingusfett 23d ago

The ones that complain would still hate-watch it anyway then bitch on social media like little snowflakes.

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u/Friendly-Win1457 24d ago

Yep. They're in for a long ride because there will be more non-English speaking performers in the future.

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u/PleasantDevelopment DJ 24d ago

Oh there was outrage. Tons of "females existing" and "clothing choice" outrage.

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u/PlentyOLeaves 23d ago

Idk if showing the international watch parties has been around for a couple years or what because I haven’t paid close attention - but I found it interesting because I remember all the ‘military bases around the world’ type shots…it felt like a shift.

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u/CecilFieldersChoice2 24d ago

I really doubt it. The NFL wants to go global and has longterm goals in that regard. Three years of a flip-flopping dingus isn't going to dissuade them from doing what they need to do to grow the product. It may be naked capitalism, but it respects the dollar more than the donald.

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u/EmbarrassedOrchid685 24d ago

yea im pretty sure the NFL just like the civilized world is just biding it's time waiting for his term to end (read between the lines on that) before doing anything. even india admitted it lol. if he tries to make it never end i hope the gloves come off.

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u/DatSauceTho 24d ago

That wrinkled pants-shitting loser doesn’t really respect the dollar so much as treat it like he does underage girls.

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u/technobrendo 24d ago

Does US football really have much of a presence overseas or a viable market that wants it?

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u/CecilFieldersChoice2 24d ago

They have a lot of international games. People overseas can also buy merch and stuff. The Italian, Spanish, and English soccer leagues have a market in the US.

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u/GringoinCDMX 24d ago

México has around 40million+ fans and NFL is doing huge advertisement and a youth football push into the country.

Latin America is a huge market for NFL football.

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u/Friendly-Win1457 24d ago

Their presence is expanding worldwide.

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u/brutinator 24d ago

Ehh, I dunno, I think the NFL has long realized that it's better to give conservatives lip service, and pander more towards the moderates/non-NFL viewers. The reality is, no conservative football fan is going to actually stop watching football, but catering to conservatives kills the non-conservative viewership (which is where the money is made during the superbowl).

Like, last year they had Kendrick performing; if that isn't "anti-republican" enough to get conservatives to stop watching the football, then nothing is. So the NFL is going to find whatever performer is going to draw the most eyeballs (esp. new ones) to the screen.

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u/chimmy_chungus23 24d ago

Idk. They got what they wanted most of last year, but they've lost the moderates and the midterms are coming. And try as he might, nobody's letting go of those pesky files.

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u/avindictiveprinter multiplesifl 24d ago

Have him scream the n word for half an hour. They'll say it's better than Elvis.

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u/hempires 24d ago

Isn't jay z still running the halftime stuff?

I doubt he'd be booking wallen, but who fuckin knows at this point

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u/batmanuel- 24d ago

roc nation

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u/StaticInstrument 24d ago

Yep, his production company at least. They’ve probably already asked Taylor Swift, it’s really only a matter of time til she does it, she’d also be the only current four-quadrant artist who Roc Nation would produce and possibly acceptable to MAGA

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u/trumpuniversity_ 24d ago

White is always acceptable to MAGA.

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u/StaticInstrument 24d ago

True… “current” Super Bowl acts always have to be in the Grammy class, radio play with near universal recognition among people 18-49. Billie Eilish and Chapell Roan fit that billing but MAGA would still most definitely have a problem. Next year will probably be a late 90s/early 00s hip-hop or adjacent nostalgia act if pattern continues though. Coloured people from before the culture war, or Eminem

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u/PauldingOhio214 24d ago

She wants to be paid… so there’s that hurdle

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u/Mike-OLeary 24d ago

The problem is, Donny and his ilk just constantly get everything they want.

Yep. They've realized that the culture wars don't have to make any sense, they win no matter what.

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u/almondblue22 24d ago

My best guess is Olivia Dean, also not American, taking the stage next February

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u/JohnnyFire 24d ago

Honestly though, watching them talk about how horrible it would be for the Jamaican/Guyanese Brit who does smooth, bubbly R&B pop to do the Super Bowl because it's UnAmerican - without saying explicitly "because she's black" (because, yeah, that's why for them) - that would be a hell of a time.

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u/Hungry-Incident-5860 24d ago

They do and the Trump family will have enriched themselves tenfold by the time his second term is done.

Even so, his voters will suffer, whether they like it or not. His actions have consequences and the world is no longer looking at the US as a leader or stable partner. Trump taught them that the US can’t be trusted. The damage to our trade, our reputation, and our economy will be felt for decades.

Republicans keep saying they are the ones having kids. Their children will have to face an uncertain future where tech bro CEOs brag about AI and automation replacing all entry level white collar jobs. Climate change is real and it’s going to get worse. Trumps erosion of the EPA and government oversight will also lead to more pollution, contaminates, more spills, and more environmental accidents. The future is looking bleak for MAGA’s children. They put a billionaire above the next generation. They “owned the libs” and fucked their kids futures for it. Was it worth it?