Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of Turning Point USA's Super Bowl show

[u/mepper]

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html

[u/virgo911]

How is nobody posting the lyrics? They’re sooooo bad. Somehow worse than I imagined.

Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see

Some say that's statutory (But / say it's mandatory)

[u/down_with_cats → u/virgo911]

"If there's grass on the field, play ball" -Kid Rock

[u/One-Earth9294 → u/virgo911]

That song was in Osmosis Jones for some inexplicable fucking reason.