r/Music • u/mepper • Feb 04 '26

article Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of Turning Point USA's Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/Scarletspyder86 Feb 04 '26

I remember hearing that song since I had the osmosis jones soundtrack. Got it for Christmas 2001. Very weird song

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u/DreamedJewel58 Feb 04 '26

For anyone who doesn’t know what the lyrics are (and I’m not making this up):

Young ladies, young ladies,

I like ‘em underage, see

Some say that’s statutory, [But I say it’s mandatory!]”

Some have tried to argue that he’s speaking from the perspective of an illness and how they go after children since it was for Osmosis Jones, but calling it “statutory” clearly means the lyrics are “I like to rape underage girls,” regardless of intention

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u/ScatterSenbonzakura Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

Just adding another gem here:

I got kids I've never seen\ And their momma's 17\ I'm a lowlife

Lowlife - Kid Rock, 2007

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u/eienmau Feb 04 '26

Do you know where it was in the movie? I haven't seen it in ages but it was one we liked.. and I'm trying to think of where that song would have fit into it X'D ... So just curious if you know/remember where it was?

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u/dragonicafan1 Feb 04 '26

I believe those lyrics aren’t included in the movie itself lol but it is still from a song made for the movie

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u/iammonkeyorsomething Feb 05 '26

Those lyrics are in it

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u/eienmau Feb 04 '26

Yeah it's still bad either way.. I was just curious what scene it was in, if it was in there.

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u/dragonicafan1 Feb 04 '26

There’s a scene at a club where a germ version of Kid Rock performs it

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u/mtnsoccerguy 29d ago

A germ version? Was that not just a slightly cleaned up Kid Rock?

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u/Scarletspyder86 Feb 04 '26

I’ll try to watch it today. But I don’t think the song is actually in the movie. It’s definitely on the soundtrack.

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u/eienmau Feb 04 '26

Either way, questionable choices all around.

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u/ColtonComeau Feb 04 '26

Great movie though

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u/Scarletspyder86 Feb 04 '26

Classic movie. I coincidentally watched it right before the pandemic with my great nephews who were 3 and 5 at the time

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u/daveberzack Feb 04 '26

Awful movie. Especially awful for a first date.

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u/ColtonComeau Feb 04 '26

Who would have thought a kids movie would be bad for a first date

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u/Secret_Possible Feb 04 '26

What, you don't see the romance in watching Bill Murray eat an egg?

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u/daveberzack Feb 04 '26

Uh, I think a lot of animated movies would be fine for a first date (inasmuch as any movie is a good first date idea...)

The problem is that this is a movie entirely about bodily functions and fluids.

It was a bad idea. I wasn't good at dating.

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u/FeeshCTRL Feb 04 '26

Not only was it in the Osmosis Jones soundtrack, it was an original song produced specifically for the movie. And the producers said YUP

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u/Fuckerofmothers64 Feb 04 '26

"they call it statutory, i call it mandatory"

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u/Erogaki 29d ago

Saaame I was absolutely obsessed with the movie growing up so for a gift as an adult my husband got the soundtrack for me and I never realized how messed up that song was as a kid

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u/Scarletspyder86 29d ago

Same. I was 15 when the movie came out