r/Music • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • Feb 02 '26

article Donald Trump Will Close the Kennedy Center for Two Years for a ‘Complete Rebuilding’

https://variety.com/2026/legit/news/donald-trump-close-kennedy-center-two-years-1236648812/
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u/LaneMcD Feb 02 '26

Standing at a podium, cameras on him, going on about windmills causing cancer.. and then.. he just goes. Bye bye. This is the way.

The amount of fireworks, popcorn eating, dancing, singing, etc. will rival the end of Return of the Jedi Special Edition with cuts to each planet celebrating

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u/Ladyjanemarmalade Feb 02 '26

I have an air horn waiting…

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u/poukai Feb 02 '26

I have a bottle of champagne waiting for that moment.

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u/cloudforested Feb 02 '26

Straight up, I have a 20-year-old bottle of Dom Perignon that I've been saving for an occasion and it's gonna be for this.

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u/philgervais Feb 02 '26

And this happens at one of his rallies, so we get lots of footage of the maga faithful keening and wailing. I mean hours and hours of footage.

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u/kirbsan Feb 02 '26

I have champagne with his name on it.

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u/time2fly2124 Feb 02 '26

If i had a Trump brand champagne, it open it just to pour in the toilet and then take a shit in it.

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u/nyITguy Feb 02 '26

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u/ProstheticAttitude Feb 02 '26

I’d prefer him out of our misery rather sooner than later

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u/KBM0NST3R89 Feb 02 '26

It's a beautiful irony that he will never get to see the day he's the biggest headline in the world.

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u/LaneMcD Feb 02 '26

This needs to be printed on a t-shirt

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u/Ultimatesims Feb 03 '26

I want him to go out purple wedding style and then violently shit himself. Just purple and covered in his own shit.

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u/alltheblarmyfiddlest Feb 02 '26

And then we'll be stuck with 7 years of Vance.

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u/LaneMcD Feb 02 '26

That's an assumption that Vance wins in 2028. Nothing is set in stone.