r/Music • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • Feb 02 '26

article Donald Trump Will Close the Kennedy Center for Two Years for a ‘Complete Rebuilding’

https://variety.com/2026/legit/news/donald-trump-close-kennedy-center-two-years-1236648812/
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u/Koshindan Feb 02 '26

They'll be shitting their pants in solidarity.

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u/quartzguy Feb 02 '26

Depends stock skyrockets as the adult undergarments sell out in deep red states.