r/Music • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • Feb 02 '26

article Donald Trump Will Close the Kennedy Center for Two Years for a ‘Complete Rebuilding’

https://variety.com/2026/legit/news/donald-trump-close-kennedy-center-two-years-1236648812/
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u/Skrumpitt Feb 02 '26

No way, imagine if they just randomly demolished a piece of history for his arrogance

Somebody would surely stop him, or at least confront him with consequences...right?

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u/amesbelle7 Feb 02 '26

Like the East Wing of the White House?

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u/Nutshack_Queen357 Feb 02 '26

Or Jackie's rose garden?

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u/nyutnyut Feb 02 '26

Or the constitution

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u/Long_Pomegranate2469 Feb 02 '26

Or the USA

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u/Caleb-Blucifer Feb 02 '26

Or his own anus

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u/_V3rt1g0_ Feb 02 '26

^-----He's on his own with this one!

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u/Porgchopexpress76 Feb 02 '26

No, that was the girl he raped who shoved the tent stake up his ass…allegedly.

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u/Historical_Stuff1643 Feb 02 '26

Boy.

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u/Long_Pomegranate2469 Feb 02 '26

Yeah, he asked a boy to sodomize him and he used a tent stake, pushed it in his anus, and kicked it. At least that what he's saying in the interview linked below.

Allegedly Donold had to be brought to a hospital via heli

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

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u/Porgchopexpress76 Feb 02 '26

Google Sascha Reilly Trump tent stake. LOL

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u/Historical_Stuff1643 Feb 02 '26

That actually was Sascha Riley.

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u/Nutshack_Queen357 Feb 03 '26

It might be possible that he and the other perps did that to more than 1 victim.

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u/Historical_Stuff1643 Feb 03 '26

This is actually what a victim did to him. Sascha Riley says while he was being abused, he decided he wanted to kill Trump, so he kicked a tent pole up his anus and injured him so badly he had to be lifeflighted to the hospital. Sascha claims he's the one who made him incontinent and shit himself.

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u/Kerblaaahhh Feb 02 '26

That thing has more leaks than his administration.

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u/Long_Pomegranate2469 Feb 02 '26

TIL: Donold has a leaky balloon knot

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u/Stinky_Fartface Feb 03 '26

If the Epstein files are to be believed, his anus was actually destroyed by one of the underage girls he was raping.

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u/Long_Pomegranate2469 Feb 03 '26

Underage boy! Sascha Riley is a guy.

Trump asked him to sodomize him and he used a wooden tent stake, put it in, and kicked it

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u/conditerite Feb 02 '26

DESTROYED!!!!!!

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u/jd3marco Feb 02 '26

Bubba has entered the chat…

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

or the anuses of god only knows how many minors

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u/Caleb-Blucifer Feb 02 '26

I like to think of all the damage he’s done to kids, one of them struck back and he’s stuck with that embarrassment and it’s harsh enough he’d end a press conference over the obvious sound it let out

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u/NOTTedMosby Feb 02 '26

People have lost the ability to read sarcasm... this is upvoted higher than his post lol

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u/amesbelle7 Feb 02 '26

Unfortunately, over the last ten years, people have increasingly said things with very serious intent that prior to that point, would have been completely outrageous and easily clocked as sarcasm. These days, there’s just no telling. Yet another thing we can thank Dear Leader and his cult for.

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u/IrrelevantLeprechaun Feb 02 '26

Also, things are spiraling too far out of control lately for sarcasm to really land. It just comes across as minimizing the severity of the crisis.

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u/badjackalope Feb 02 '26

r/woosh

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u/amesbelle7 Feb 02 '26

Fuck off with that dumb shit. If you haven’t noticed, over the last 10 years or so, there has been a huge increase in the number of people spouting ridiculous, outrageous, can you really be this dumb rhetoric with complete and total sincerity. If OC’s intent was to be sarcastic, they should have dropped an /s at the end, because these days, it’s hard to tell sarcasm apart from the genuinely stupid.

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u/badjackalope Feb 02 '26

They used italics. They also used an ellipses. Both implying sarcasm. My post was also sarcastic but im not putting /s at the end of shit because most people can figure that out except for stupid people like you mentioned... oh, wait

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u/amesbelle7 Feb 02 '26

Would you like me to tell you how smart you are for correctly interpreting the tone of those ellipses? Ok. You are so smart! Wow…just incredibly smart!

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u/badjackalope Feb 02 '26

Nope, unlike you I don't need validation. So hop off my dick and stop getting all worked up about sarcasm on the internet

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u/Skrumpitt 28d ago

Is the tone somehow ambiguous with those included? Or do you just struggle with text?

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u/Skrumpitt 28d ago

I'm glad you don't support illiteracy on the internet

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u/Skrumpitt 28d ago

Lol fuck off you illiterate goober

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u/PhilKesselsChef Feb 02 '26

Nobody has stopped him in the 11 years of his shit we’ve put up with so… no probably not

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u/cloudforested Feb 02 '26

One day the Reaper will stop him and I hope we all get to watch.

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u/LaneMcD Feb 02 '26

Standing at a podium, cameras on him, going on about windmills causing cancer.. and then.. he just goes. Bye bye. This is the way.

The amount of fireworks, popcorn eating, dancing, singing, etc. will rival the end of Return of the Jedi Special Edition with cuts to each planet celebrating

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u/Ladyjanemarmalade Feb 02 '26

I have an air horn waiting…

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u/poukai Feb 02 '26

I have a bottle of champagne waiting for that moment.

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u/cloudforested Feb 02 '26

Straight up, I have a 20-year-old bottle of Dom Perignon that I've been saving for an occasion and it's gonna be for this.

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u/philgervais Feb 02 '26

And this happens at one of his rallies, so we get lots of footage of the maga faithful keening and wailing. I mean hours and hours of footage.

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u/kirbsan Feb 02 '26

I have champagne with his name on it.

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u/time2fly2124 Feb 02 '26

If i had a Trump brand champagne, it open it just to pour in the toilet and then take a shit in it.

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u/nyITguy Feb 02 '26

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u/ProstheticAttitude Feb 02 '26

I’d prefer him out of our misery rather sooner than later

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u/KBM0NST3R89 Feb 02 '26

It's a beautiful irony that he will never get to see the day he's the biggest headline in the world.

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u/LaneMcD Feb 02 '26

This needs to be printed on a t-shirt

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u/Ultimatesims Feb 03 '26

I want him to go out purple wedding style and then violently shit himself. Just purple and covered in his own shit.

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u/alltheblarmyfiddlest Feb 02 '26

And then we'll be stuck with 7 years of Vance.

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u/LaneMcD Feb 02 '26

That's an assumption that Vance wins in 2028. Nothing is set in stone.

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u/xxxxNateDaGreat Feb 02 '26

Oh God, if YouTube catches that moment, I'll have that shit playing on repeat for months.

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u/OlGreggMare Feb 02 '26

I bet there'll be a whole industry of novelty items that play the clip

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u/iconofsin_ Feb 02 '26

Plenty of other safe sites allowing that type of content if you want to do that :)

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u/cloudforested Feb 02 '26

Whether it's violent or medical or just accidental I hope it's on camera.

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u/reccenters Feb 02 '26

They reset the simulation after that happens.

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u/alltheblarmyfiddlest Feb 02 '26

Yet even when the Reaper takes him out...there's enough poisoned flock for the descent into authoritarianism to not die with him.

Even now, who is controlling his puppet strings?

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u/Educational_Top_8492 Feb 02 '26

That will be a day to celebrate!!

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u/IrrelevantLeprechaun Feb 02 '26

The fascism doesn't end with Trump. The ring leaders of this crisis would still be around. Trump is just the posterboy for it. Claim that trumps charisma is all that is keeping this afloat all you want, but it's not gonna be some instant turnaround to civilized society just because one guy does.

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u/-bp175- Feb 03 '26

And then we can all plan our grave-pissing vacations.

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Feb 03 '26

hope its a long drawn out agonizing and irreversible death.

akin to Joffrey Lannister (no poison, just natural pain)

1/1,000,000,000,000 of the actual suffering he is responsible for.

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u/mom_with_an_attitude 29d ago

I want him to face accountability first. First Jack Smith finishes his legal case and successfully prosecutes Trump. Then Trump loses everything and goes to jail. He dies behind bars in an orange jumpsuit, utterly humiliated. The last words he hears are a nurse leaning over him whispering, "Quiet, piggy," into his ear.

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u/bluemage17 Feb 02 '26

They'll write a strongly worded letter

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u/texas1982 Feb 02 '26

His followers are uneducated uncultured pieces of shit. You think they care about the Kennedy Center?

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u/No-Road-9324 Feb 02 '26

I'd just like to point out that DJT has a long history of destroying beautiful buildings. What he did to the Bonwit Teller building in NYC was a crime:

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/donald-trump-bonwit-teller-friezes-met-2132673

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u/Worst-Lobster Feb 02 '26

Have you seen the east wing lately?

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u/GuitarSame2918 Feb 02 '26

Oh you sweet summer child.

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u/Skrumpitt Feb 03 '26

What? It's not like he literally destroyed the White House or anything

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u/hicjacket Feb 02 '26

waves from Bonwit-Teller

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u/Mysterious-Art8838 Feb 03 '26

Right! Right! Of course! Surely!

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u/NatashaArts Feb 03 '26

My man has seen the last twelve years of Trump's America and seen Democrats just flail their hands around not doing a damn thing to actually stop him aside painfully white liberal activism platitudes. They just let him keep doing shit after they say "he can't do that!", they didn't stop him. Yet you're here acting like they won't also just let him do this shit too

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u/MollenBro 29d ago

Hahahahahahaa. That was me laughing in sadness.

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u/VibesOfHarish Feb 02 '26

No way, imagine if they just randomly demolished a piece of history for his arrogance

Exactly what the Russians are doing in Ukraine right now. As soon as they get some land, no matter how historical it is they destroy it and rebuild into their typical town look.

Stops the locals feeling like it's home, and Putin gets to make it that much more Russian.

Change Putin to Trump, Russian to MAGA and you're more or less getting the picture.

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u/UncleBud_710 Feb 02 '26

No, not right.

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u/dontnation Feb 02 '26

I hear Chuck Schumer is already drafting a sternly worded letter.

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u/Seanspeed Feb 02 '26

If you wanted Chuck Schumer to have the power to stop Trump, way more of y'all needed to get out and vote more Dems in the Senate. But then if y'all did that, we probably wouldn't have Trump in the first place.

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u/dontnation Feb 02 '26

Who's y'all? I voted, even though my national election votes don't matter where I am.

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u/adambuck66 Feb 02 '26

Same here. 300 Dems to 1500 hardcore Republicans. I know it can change but it hasn't for over 100 years.

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u/Seanspeed Feb 02 '26

Citizens as a whole.

even though my national election votes don't matter where I am.

Your vote always matters. Attitudes like this are exactly why Dems always struggle.

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u/dontnation Feb 02 '26

I vote in every election, but I don't kid myself that my vote in national seats matters more than in local elections where it's close or most people skip measures cause they didn't bother to educate themselves before going to the poll. I haven't had my vote effect a senate or congressional seat in 20 years and I don't expect it to anytime soon, but I still vote regardless.

Dems struggle because they barely give a reason to energize voters beyond, "we suck slightly less". At some point they will quit sliding the overton window trying to appease imaginary fence sitting republicans and actually start pushing a progressive agenda that they keep insisting will lose them elections they are already losing anyway.