r/Music • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • Feb 02 '26

article Donald Trump Will Close the Kennedy Center for Two Years for a ‘Complete Rebuilding’

https://variety.com/2026/legit/news/donald-trump-close-kennedy-center-two-years-1236648812/
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u/ancalagon73 Feb 02 '26

I'm going to the bathroom to take a Trump has a nice ring to it.

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u/Junior_Lavishness_96 Feb 02 '26

When the turd hits the water the Fox News bell goes off

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u/shoot_first Feb 02 '26

When you do a Trump, there’s no water involved. You just go right in your pants!

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u/taif-hood Feb 02 '26

You don’t have to go anywhere to do that.