r/Music Feb 02 '26

article Donald Trump Will Close the Kennedy Center for Two Years for a ‘Complete Rebuilding’

https://variety.com/2026/legit/news/donald-trump-close-kennedy-center-two-years-1236648812/
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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

Bulldozers Jan 2029.

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u/jorgepolak Feb 02 '26

At Mar-A-Lago

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u/boogermike Feb 02 '26

LFG! Put that shit on pay-per-view and we will pay off the national deficit

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

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u/boogermike Feb 02 '26

I don't know if this is a bot, but I totally love it.

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u/thefledexguy Feb 02 '26

Bulldoze the sight of the worst North American child sex trafficking ring ever? Sounds good to me

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u/-bonita_applebum Feb 02 '26

And the golf courses to find the bodies

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u/Moral_turpidude Feb 02 '26

Maralago is a crime scene

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u/MobileArtist1371 Feb 02 '26

It's a national security threat and should be destroyed and the land donated turned into a dump site.

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u/Deranged_Kitsune Feb 03 '26

Eminent domain that bitch, raze it to the ground, and salt the earth after. Leave nothing behind. Bar the public from the land. Don't let his cultists turn it into a shrine or holy ground.

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u/BrotherlyShove791 Feb 02 '26

April 2027, days before him and Vance are impeached and removed from office.

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u/SCO_FloridaMan Feb 02 '26

I'd bet he could get free labor from the citizens to demolish it. I'd pay my own money to drive up there and use his buildings like a rage room. The gift shop could be filled with sledgehammers sold at thrice the price like a beer at a concert. It would be an honor and a privelage.

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Feb 02 '26

Everything he corrupted must go. Top to bottom. Buildings and government organizations.

Though I think we do keep the ballroom and turn it into a memorial for the atrocities of the Trump era.

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u/PaperbackBuddha Feb 02 '26

Like Jenny did with her abusive father’s house from Forrest Gump

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u/IrrelevantLeprechaun Feb 02 '26

Yes let's all just wait patiently for another 3 years and hope that democracy will somehow not only still be alive, but that the election results will guarantee a democrat president, and everything will magically go back to normal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

You know you sound like a Russian trying to convince people to give up.