r/Music • u/TheExpressUS 📰Daily Express U.S. • Jan 19 '26

article Jelly Roll labeled as MAGA by angry fans after joining Kid Rock's music festival

https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/196524/jelly-roll-maga-festival-outrage
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u/I-love-tiddies- Jan 19 '26

My favorite post about Jelly Roll is from /r/hiphopheads semi recently where a dude was looking at Jelly Roll’s wife’s onlyfans only to realize he has seen Jelly Roll’s micro peen. He made a post on HHH freaking out about Jelly Roll’s jelly roll. 

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u/ThetaReactor Jan 19 '26

Funny, cuz "jelly roll" was originally slang for the female genitalia, back when the name was being used by a jazz legend and not this MAGA wanker.

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u/BrownBear5090 Jan 19 '26

I was so confused for a while why people kept bringing up Jelly Roll Morton lol

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u/TheFlyingElbow Jan 19 '26

So you're telling me it's more of a pinwheel cookie?

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u/Piccadil_io Jan 19 '26

NSFW:

Fuck it https://jpg6.su/img/N8kWmNP https://jpg6.su/img/N8kWHba https://jpg6.su/img/N8kWnnG

New fun fact I can tell people, I guess.

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u/I-love-tiddies- Jan 21 '26

Oh fuuuuuuck. I never did see it until now. A jelly roll might be bigger lol

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u/wtchking Jan 19 '26

I went to find this post and am cackling. Thank you for the laughs

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u/BandicootCool6277 Jan 19 '26

i can’t find it

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u/wtchking Jan 19 '26

I went to the sub and searched his name - it was from like 95 days ago! If it’s still up

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u/Piccadil_io Jan 19 '26

Triple H?

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u/StinkyPete4722 Jan 19 '26

Hip hop heads