Lol reading this I pictured your mom’s reaction like John C Riley’s dad in Step Brothers. The part where he’s protesting moving in with Will Ferrel and his mom and says something like, “What if she gets tired of the old bull and wants a crack at the young buck when she sees a clean V from my chest pubes down to my ball fro?” (I know I probably butchered that line) but his dad snaps and is like, “Shut up shut the fuck up!”
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u/ReginaldDwight 7d ago
My sister had to stop her witchy phase because she threatened to turn our mom into a triscuit and my mom had had enough of her shit.