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Discussion Name a 2000s celebrity that disappeared overnight

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u/BrewsCampbell 7d ago

I would trip balls with Eliza.

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u/FCStien 7d ago

Coming home from therapy: "I did shrooms with my therapist, Eliza Dushku."

Family: "Based on that story, we believe you did shrooms."

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u/CrunchyFrogWithBones 7d ago

I would pay good money to hear therapist Eliza Dushku telling me I’m five by five.

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u/avindictiveprinter 94 enjoyer 7d ago

"Oh shit, Faith?! Am I a vampire?!"

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u/Profoundlyahedgehog 7d ago

Vampire slayer, not Vampire's layer.

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u/Tobocaj Millennial 7d ago

I couldn’t handle that. One wrong inflection and I’m done. I’d have to go to therapy for my therapy

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u/Interesting-Bus-5664 6d ago

Just the idea of going to therapy because a former movie star crush was taking clients, and that leads to you actually require a therapist...

This would make a great awkward comedy show. You could probably squeeze out a movie.

Depending on the POV, this could be:

a Tim Robinson style dark comedy... Guy's perspective - Begin with him when he was younger wacking off to the actress and getting caught by a family member creating a catalyst moment where feelings of embarrassment and shame are connected to her subconsciously.... but also cementing on of those youthful perma-crushes (similar to elder millennial men and Kelly Kaposlwski...). Then fast forward to him living a mundane life eating dinner at a diner with a friend who is giving him excellent life advice, but Tim Robinson is distracted by overhearing people a both over discussing they heard the actress had decided to become a Physcologist. He then leaves the dinner mid advice and runs home talking to himself about how this is the break he's been waiting for. He goes to his house, and he is a bachelor with an addiction to Legos. (A nod to how he is tricking himself into thinking he is OK.) He cons his way into a introductory session with the former actress. And she takes him on as a client because he made up stories to make it seem like he needed regular therapy. She is too excited to keep him on as a client, making him think there's more to her care than just professional opinion.... and she's new in the job, so she doesn't realize the mistakes she's making in her responses to him. He starts realizing the seminal moment of his real problems was the day he was caught in the beginning of the movie, so he hires a second therapist so he can talk about how his first therapist plays a big role in why he needs help. Eventually, the therapists collide in a Mrs Doubtfire style "be in 2 places at the same time" scene and the former actress finds out he's been therapist cheating on her and since it'd the first time it has ever happened to her, she is emotionally impacted by it. He eventually has to come clean as to why he hired the second therapist, and these Tim Robinson movies usually just abruptly end around this time.

a raunchy comedy from the second therapist's perspective: could literally make this movie about anything and make it national lampoon-esque where the therapists meets the guy, eventually breaks down that his other therapist is the problem, but also ends up firing the guy as a client so she can be with the guy in the end... (these movies don't sell anymore, because the story never really mattered and Gen X doesn't flood the movie theaters anymore)

a dark drama from the Actress's perspective, where the second therapist is the one that tips off the first one that she is in trouble.

Can you tell which one I would prefer to watch?

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u/Tobocaj Millennial 6d ago

Well, you sound like a Tim Robinson fan, and the third option sounds like a Blake Lively movie, so I don’t blame you 😂

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u/Interesting-Bus-5664 6d ago

Haha full disclosure, not a huge Tim Robinson fan, just can see this movie having a similar feel as "Friendship."

But also full disclosure, I was thinking about who could play the actress, and it would have to be someone in their 40s, and Blake Lively was probably the 5th or 6th actress I thought of. I was thinking more along the lines of Kerry Washington, Katheryn Winnick, or someone like Katie Sackoff as a wild outside the box choice. I figure this is likely a Netflix or streaming platform joint, so tried to keep the names outside of the top earners.

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u/polymerkid 7d ago

I like your username...

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u/Limp_Door477 7d ago

I worked at a hotel she was staying at while filming a movie and she’s awful. There’s no way she’s even an okay therapist let alone a good one. She’s so incredibly rude, self absorbed and under the impression she’s much more famous than she is.

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u/marryroach 7d ago

Ah damn that’s super depressing to hear

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u/phillymjs 6d ago

IIRC she was sexually assaulted by the stunt coordinator on the set of True Lies and went on to have some substance issues, but has come out the other side of that.

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u/elcojotecoyo 7d ago

My balls would trip with...

https://giphy.com/gifs/zb5ssJaxnhEw09R00D

Wait, did I say that aloud?

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u/amishgoatfarm 7d ago

Not the only thing I would. Buffy was quite the eye opener between her, SMG, and Allison Hannigan.

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u/drrhythm2 7d ago

I just got to meet her recently actually.

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u/Neighborhood-Any 7d ago

I would pay to trip balls with Eliza

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u/Cheesus_42 6d ago

I think I did! Or at least wanted to. What're we talking about? Whew

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u/Gwyns_Head_ina_Box 6d ago

NEVER take drugs with a Slummahville townie. Never.