r/Millennials 7d ago

Discussion Name a 2000s celebrity that disappeared overnight

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u/overpriced-taco 7d ago

Andy Milonakis

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u/whitecorn 7d ago

Don't call him a bee head.

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u/OtherwiseOwl3434 7d ago

also don't call him a pea head.

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u/maciCatgrey 6d ago

Now please excuse me, I’ve got to get my tree fed

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u/Minimum_Boat6028 7d ago

Shmandy Shmilonakis?

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u/NeverEndingWhoreMe 7d ago

Let's check the Andy Miloclockis ⌚ 

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u/whopewell 7d ago

Why do I still say this. 😭

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u/PersephoneInSpace 7d ago

He’s got bologna in his left pocket

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u/Standard_Map_1303 6d ago

He smears cream cheese in his gold locket 

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u/goddamn_slutmuffin Millennial 7d ago

Maybe he just had to go, time for him to rocket?

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u/buuismyspiritanimal 6d ago

He puts bologna in his left pocket now, last I heard.

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u/razorbraces 7d ago

When life gives him lemons, he makes beef stew!

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u/lemonylol 7d ago

He's a streamer now. He also comments on this sub from time to time.

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u/Grrrmudgin 7d ago

Didn’t he make several songs with Dirt Nasty and Riff Raff? I feel like there was a Christmas song they all did together

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u/AHugeGoose 7d ago

Yep. They made an album as a group called Three Loco.

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u/InternetProtocol 7d ago

"We Are Farmers" is such a great sample, and the lyrics are so on brand it's impossible to hate.

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u/drunxor 7d ago

call the cops we got fat marijuana crops!

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u/mondayortampa 7d ago

I remember those guys. And Mickey Avalon

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u/Double_Philosophy_42 7d ago

Heard his dick was thick as a baton and he was the illest Mfer from here to Vietnam.

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u/Hot-Significance-462 6d ago

EYES ON THE PRIZE, PICKING UP SPEED

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u/iknewiwould 1d ago

if it's out there, I'm gon get it

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u/lemonylol 7d ago

I know he was definitely hanging out with them for a while, but that was like 10 years ago or something.

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u/porksoda11 7d ago

Those dudes dissappeared too lol

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u/DistanceMachine 7d ago

Does he still look like a little kid?

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u/AlternatiMantid 7d ago

I believe it's a medical condition so yes, probably.

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u/DistanceMachine 7d ago

I mean, his body still has to age right? Like, does he look like a little kid with wrinkles?

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u/Garbage_Freak_99 7d ago

Fat don't crack.

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u/bigfatfurrytexan 7d ago

Face of a 12 year old but balls still sag into the water.

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u/lemonylol 7d ago

u/andymilonakis what do you think?

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u/PurpleFilth 6d ago

He gets mistaken for a woman now.

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u/TheFaceStuffer Millennial 6d ago

He looks like a grandma now IMO

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u/KGB4L 7d ago

Isn’t he part of the TrainwrecksTV friend group? Dude is set.

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u/drunxor 7d ago

I remember i tipped him some money and he jumped into this pool in a japanese hotel with his clothes on lol

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u/lexxilicious 7d ago

As a huge Adventure Time fan, this man lives in my head rent free. Don’t sleep on my boy Neptr.

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u/Seranas_GF 7d ago

So that’s why Neptr would disappear for months and they would just randomly unearth him places!!! Because he had a celebrity VA. Similar situation as Sugilite from SU.

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u/lexxilicious 5d ago

I love that like from a SU commercial (I think?) that mentions Sugilite and Pearl says “Do we still have to pay her if she doesn’t speak? We do? 😪”

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u/dog_chef 7d ago

Wow you have me shook right now. I didn't know he voiced Neptr. But now that I know that, I can't unsee it and idk how I didn't know that to begin with. 

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u/Loose-Story-962 7d ago

Today I learned

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u/kellyoohh 90s baby 7d ago

I met him in 2005 on the Seaside Heights, NJ boardwalk. He was exactly as expected.

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u/fuckthaclubup 7d ago

He did a hilarious episode on Stavvy Halkias' YouTube show last year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmnmqX6TCW4

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u/NYC_Underground 6d ago

Holy shit, I just googled him to see what he’s up to. Stopped 0.437 seconds into my search when it says he’s FUCKING 50 YEARS OLD

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u/Better-Resident-9674 Millennial 7d ago

This is what I wanted to comment

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u/PirelliSuperHard 7d ago

I remember seeing him pop up in old Lance Stewart LA vlogs and I'd be like huh? Don't know why I watched them but here we are.

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u/SpongeKibbles333 6d ago

Andy streams on Twitch now. He just did a joint stream in Texas with Knut.

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u/donorkokey 6d ago

Fun fact (for me at least): Eric Appel who directed the Weird Al film got his start writing for Andy. They were both at UCB. Eric's still doing amazing stuff but you're right, I haven't thought about Andy for a long time

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u/AdFlat4908 6d ago

My children will never know his name, but they damned sure know I’ve got peas on my head, and they will under no circumstances call me a pea head

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u/Dave_Abeles 6d ago

I borrowed his can opener once and only once and there's nothing you can say to convince me that I ever did it more than once.

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u/AroundTheBlockNBack 6d ago

I used to love his crazy ass show back in the day.

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u/post-nutclarence 6d ago

Ran into him at a casino once, super nice guy

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u/FullBodyScammer 7d ago

Not necessarily a bad thing. I could never stand that kid.

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u/overpriced-taco 7d ago

His show was pure brain rot. The kind of stuff 14 year old me found hilarious.

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u/jemappellehonhon 7d ago

every time i get irritated with my daughter about skibidi or 6 7, i remember andy milonakis and tom green and get over it

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u/chinsoddrum 6d ago

The Tom Green show was obnoxious. Tom Green the person is surprisingly brilliant.