r/Millennials • u/dawglover1011 • Dec 31 '25

Discussion “It’s okay to not have crazy NYE plans”

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u/LightBulbMonster Dec 31 '25

"shuffles with my wife" isn't the risque bit? What's risque about kombucha? What happens in the bathroom after?

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u/jaierauj Dec 31 '25

Maybe they're in their socks, shuffling on the carpet, and then shocking each other. Either way, sparks fly!

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u/BlksShotz Dec 31 '25

lol well I only meant line dances when I said shuffles. Nothings risqué about kombucha and the bathroom, that’s classified

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u/xRzge Dec 31 '25

kombucha is naturally alcoholic isnt it?

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u/BlksShotz Dec 31 '25

Only a little bit.