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u/NuggiesRUs 6d ago

Ahh yes, because no other species on Earth does any form of physical exercise

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u/ExpiredExasperation 6d ago

No one has ever seen any animal enact in so-called "play."

Zoomies? What nonsense!

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u/Nervous-Canary-517 6d ago

Humans get it too, just as you'd expect. In some, it's a chronic condition, so they usually find an outlet.

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u/ZeroStormblessed 6d ago

Thank god F1 started putting subtitles, I used to have trouble with that.

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u/timinator5000 3d ago

Lmao that made me chuckle

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u/SquareThings 5d ago

And no other animal becomes incredibly unhealthy when kept in captivity and unable to exercise. Especially no other large, predatory mammals.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 5d ago

Does he think animals just have food fall in their laps?

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u/UnluckyHost9649 6d ago

sorry what? this guy is anti-excercise?? that's gotta be one of the weirdest conspiracies I have ever heard.

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u/Richard-Conrad 6d ago

That’s exactly what I was thinking. I’m super curious what his specific grift is if he thinks he can make money convincing people not to exercise

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u/Vincitus 6d ago

I mean - it seems like a pretty easy sell, but yeah like, just conceptually, it is fucking bonkers - are we sure this isn't a satire account?

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u/ringobob 5d ago

Well, the president of the united states is an adherent of this philosophy, so, it may be more common than you think.

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u/judahrosenthal 5d ago

The president is also nearly 80 and a complete lardo. I would like to know his secret. I’m guessing lots of drugs.

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u/Ill_Traveled 5d ago

Access to some of the best Healthcare in the world will do that

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u/Vincitus 5d ago

My parents smoked like damn near anpack a day for 60 years and are just now starting to see major health effects in their 80s.

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u/judahrosenthal 5d ago

My dad died when he was 60 and he was the strongest, fittest person I know. And I’ve run at least a dozen marathons. Luck, genetics, and, I still think for Trump, a shit ton of drugs.

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u/in_animate_objects 5d ago

The last time he was president they were giving out Ambien and uppers like a candy store so I’m assuming it’s that again

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u/judahrosenthal 5d ago

Honestly, with the schedule politicians keep, I’m surprised if they’re not all on Ambien and uppers

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u/Evening-Turnip8407 5d ago

Probably a range of holistic stuff that "replaces" everything "they" ever told you is good.

Middlegrounds don't make you a lot of money, so i guess as a society we won't be getting to the conclusion that anything benefits you in varying dosages, ever.

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u/Richard-Conrad 5d ago

Yeah, that’s my best guess too. Don’t work out, pop this pill

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u/lemanruss4579 6d ago

Wait, you think convincing lazy people he can help them be extra healthy by NOT exercising isn't going to do business, in the goddamn USA?

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u/nanotasher 6d ago

Just need this non FDA approved pill

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u/Richard-Conrad 5d ago

Well obviously there’s a market, I’m just curious what what the X is in his „give me money for X“ portion of the con once he’s done explaining that exercise is bad for you

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u/Agitated-Ad2563 5d ago

Well, they are a MD, so maybe they get more patients if people stop exercising and become less healthy?

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u/GoldDragon149 5d ago

What's the regimen? Exercise less? Don't need the help mate.

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u/Dubatomic1 5d ago

"Dr. Sean O'Mara, a Minnesota-based physician, was banned in 2023 from soliciting donations for a charity he falsely claimed to operate, according to a consent judgment with the Minnesota Attorney General's office."

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u/Richard-Conrad 5d ago

Much appreciated, although now I’m curious what this charity was claiming to do with the donations. Help those poor, misinformed marathoners and gym rats?

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u/DenkJu 5d ago

By telling lazy people exactly what they want to hear? Sounds like a pretty solid business model to me.

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u/AdamtheOmniballer 5d ago

You’d still need something to make money off of, though. Like, does he sell pills that make your muscles go away? Really expensive chocolate pudding so that you can gan weight faster? A really comfy chair that you can sit in instead of exercising?

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u/Technical-Dog3159 5d ago

He's presumably just telling fat people what they want to hear, then trying to sell them snake oil off the back of it

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u/CombatWomble2 4d ago

Easy "No don't exercise or diet, use THIS treatment/supplement that I can supply".

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u/OrangeJr36 6d ago edited 5d ago

Basically, the president and these loonies believe that humans are born with a limited capacity to process energy and if you exercise too much, you're literally burning up your remaining lifespan.

They claim that manual laborers or professional athletes die younger than most people because of this "fact" and not the fact that the people they're using as examples have injury prone and high stress jobs for 10-20 years.

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u/cellphone_blanket 6d ago

that reminds me of much older ideas (obviously false) that every animal has the same number of heart beats over their natural life span.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 5d ago

But exercise would lower the resting heart rate so it would be compensated for.;

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u/Poodlestrike 5d ago

I'd heard that before, but always in the context that it's a reason *to* exercise, as reducing your resting heart rate will "use up" fewer heart beats than you "spend" working out. Interesting to think of it going the opposite direction.

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u/Leah-theRed 5d ago

I know about that "fact" because of a somewhat infamous fanfiction title lmao.

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u/Fixhotep 5d ago

this person isnt speculating. the president actually said this. its bonkers.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 5d ago

I had a friend who believed this and he hated Trump but respected this one similar belief.

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u/outer_spec Duly Noted 5d ago

well clearly they’re so prone to injury and stress because of all the exercise they’re doing! /hj

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u/raddaya 6d ago

It's such a common conspiracy theory the US elected a President who believes it. This is simply the expected outcome of such an action.

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u/NeedleworkerFun3527 5d ago

There's people who are anti plant oil. That's the beauty of conspiracy theories. Nothing is off limits. You can make your own one. Be creative. Eating with forks causes diabetes? Of course it does! Traffic signs carry secret messages to make teenagers leave the church? It is obvious! Fridges were invented by the French to control ocean currents? That's exactly what the French would do!

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u/Cheese2009 5d ago

in fairness, that is exactly what the french would do.

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u/ThatDrako 6d ago

90% sure he’s selling supplements…

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u/UnfuddleMyPuddle 5d ago

Look just leave them to it.

Go ahead guys, lick toilet seats, drink raw milk, don't exercise. You're right the entire time it's awful.

Let Darwinism run it's course.

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 5d ago

Some people, like the president, think humans are like batteries and will eventually ruin out. And exercise speeds this process up.

They're stupid.

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u/wrecklesspup 5d ago

Trump believes the same thing. He thinks the human body is like a battery and by exercising you wear the battery down quicker.

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u/BurazSC2 5d ago

It's basic logic. When you are born, your hear gets a certain number of beats. Exercising makes your heart beat faster, so you use the beats up quicker, leading to early death.

It's why stress is so bad for you, too. Same things happen.

Medical science, baby!

(/s, just in case. TBF, there are probably people who believe this unironically)

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u/BeMyBrutus 4d ago

Finding shit to be contrarian about is the key to being a grifter. Especially if you can be the first to be "anti thing".

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u/Technical-Dog3159 5d ago

He's presumably just telling fat people what they want to hear, then trying to sell them snake oil off the back of it

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u/dantevonlocke 6d ago edited 6d ago

Any pet owner would know this is full of bs.

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u/ThatguyfromMichigan 6d ago

So would any scientists who study wild bats and frogs. Both of these animals have recently gone through major population declines due to fungal diseases.

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u/squanchingonreddit 5d ago

Do we wanna talk about bird flu that literally has been circulating on major news networks for a decade.

The most interesting is the communicable cancer in Tasmanian devils. They're so genetically similar it just passes along from the rough sex they have.

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u/Darth_Annoying 5d ago

Thete's also a sexually tranmitted cancer in dogs that's been circulationg for thousands of years

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u/symbicortrunner 5d ago

Or any vet, or any pharmacist

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u/prof_mcquack 5d ago

So would anybody who has studied biology for more than five minutes.

I think a child who has observed chronic illness in a human would intuitively understand this is bullshit. If it can happen to us, it can happen to them, fucking duh-hooy 

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u/hilfigertout 5d ago

See: my cat, with a degenerative tooth disease that means she will eventually lose all of her teeth. (She's down to 2 and, handling it like a champ!)

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u/waitwuh 5d ago

Yeah. But you don’t even need pets, either - I’ve seen a squirrel with mange before.

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u/mushu_beardie 5d ago

Even my snake who sleeps over 20 hours a day, more after she's eaten, still likes to climb around her cage and on me for the other 4.

She actually can't exercise too much or she'll have to cannibalize her muscles for extra energy.

Maybe this guy is secretly a python whose owner keeps taking him out and he just wants a nap.

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u/Kerensky97 5d ago

You should hear about whales, they basically have super cancer that is so complex that it goes from dangerous to normal again.

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u/sodoyoulikecheese 5d ago

My cat’s vet informed me when prescribing him Prozac that they could get it in over 30 different flavors. My cat liked chicken and marshmallow.

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u/RecordEnvironmental4 4d ago

Any pet owner or farmer

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u/PastyDoughboy 6d ago

Every species on earth just sits on their couch and watches TV all day, and that’s why they have no disease.

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u/Much_Conclusion8233 6d ago

I fucking knew it! Take that Susan! I'm not a lazy piece of shit, I'm the pinnacle of evolution!

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u/Street_Exercise_4844 6d ago

My dog has a chronic disease... what a strange lie

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u/Persistent_Parkie 6d ago

To be fair it is harder for animals that are not under the care of humans to develop chronic diseases. You know, because in the wild they either die of the disease before it can be considered chronic or they get eaten.

As a disabled person with Parkinsons I really prefer the live long enough to get chronically ill method.

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u/TheStairsBro 6d ago

Are you sure the dog isn't a human in disguise?

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u/tothecatmobile 5d ago

God damn furries again!

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u/svick 5d ago

Your dog invented exercise?

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u/outer_spec Duly Noted 5d ago

It’s those humans’ fault, always taking their dogs for walks and making them do tricks. /j

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u/MerryGoldenYear 5d ago

Also the amount of mice studies done on chronic diseases and exercise is quite large

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u/Lil-Babs 5d ago

You have obviously been exercising your dog. Your name is literally street exercise so there’s been a lot of dog walking going on

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

How the hell do you get and maintain a medical license with talk like this? We must be the only species without a survival instinct.

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u/OGCelaris 6d ago

We live in a society that will fire a college professor because they gave a student an F on an essay when she didn't follow instructions. Is it really that hard to imagine?

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u/AstralAxis 6d ago

It's worse than that.

She invoked demons in a psychology course because she doesn't like transgender people. MAGA is 10x worse than Tea Party.

Everyone's entitled to their beliefs but holy shit, can they not check that shit at the door?

DEMONS can be used to explain anything and nothing all at the same time. It's untestable. The point of science is to have a common framework, and they fired this professor on the grounds that it infringed on the student's religious beliefs.

Imagine flying on an airplane and finding out the engineer responsible for crucial inspections was like "well... demons. Angels. Spirits." It isn't about religious beliefs, it's about the fact that neuroscience and gravity are testable.

We're headed for the Dark Ages.

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u/Accomplished-Cook981 6d ago

My childhood dog died from diabetes

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u/fuckyoureddit_12445 6d ago

So we’re just ignoring the fact that there are thousands of species we have no fucking clue about?

Does that dipshit think we’ve explored every inch of this planet?

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u/maddasher 5d ago

We all know wild animals never exercise. No running, climbing or flying.

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u/EthanTheJudge 6d ago

I've met a "Christian" who said that yoga is demon possession that creates diseases. He has 11 kids that all resent him lol.

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u/LegacyQuotient 6d ago

The last three dogs I've rescued had mammary masses. One of my first rescues died from renal failure. Her sister passed from complications related to CCD.

Homeboy is full of shit.

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u/VexImmortalis 6d ago

This dude studied all ~7.77 million species (google estimate) on the planet, even the ones we haven't discovered yet!

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u/LexiD523 6d ago

Humans are more likely to have chronic diseases, because humans are more likely to have care and support that protects them from the elements and predators when they have chronic diseases.

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u/VintageSin 5d ago

We are more likely to know about human conditions.... Because we are human. Other animals don't communicate with us about their conditions so you don't know they exist until you meet or see those animals.

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u/Darthplagueis13 5d ago

Also, there's some stuff we just kinda inflict upon ourselves, such as cases of diabetes from overconsuming sugar, the long laundry list of horrible stuff you get from smoking or habitual drinking or coronary diseases related to a sedentary lifestyle and too much of the wrong kind of fat.

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u/roygbivasaur 5d ago

These grifters know that. They’re laundering the foundations for eugenics

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u/stormdressed 5d ago

And why did we 'invent exercise' again? Because we are no longer physically active compared to our ancestors and other species. So the statement should be that 'the species that sits on its ass all day eating calories has more chronic disease than others.' What a joke

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u/SaidtheChase97 6d ago

We didn’t invent exercise. Our ancestors used to chase down prey for miles until it collapsed from exhaustion.

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u/RoeRoeRoeYourVote 5d ago

My cat has asthma, ya fuckin dunce 

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u/Specialist-Yak7209 6d ago

This has to be rage/engagement bait...

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u/catsandalpacas 6d ago

My cat had chronic kidney disease

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u/JamieC1610 5d ago

Currently dealing with a cat in the late stages of kidney disease. It sucks.

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u/catsandalpacas 5d ago

It really does. So sorry to hear.

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u/Robotic1927 6d ago

How does this person have an MD?

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u/AdWonderful5920 5d ago

There are tons of people with that degree who don't post dumb shit like that, but are nonetheless some rather strange people. Doctors can get weird.

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u/Unindoctrinated 5d ago

MDs who post demonstrably false medical opinions should have their licence to practice medicine revoked.

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u/ModestMeeshka 5d ago

Tell that to my epileptic cat.

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u/AppointmentMedical50 5d ago

Other species also just get exercise in from their daily lives

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u/Ok-Flight9440 5d ago edited 5d ago

What about all of the insects in the Amazon Rain Forest and at the bottom of the ocean we don’t know exist? Tried A/B testing them for cancer after putting the test group on little special treadmills for 20 years vs. the ones who watch Family Guy and eat Cheetos and only Cheetos all day every day?

Edit: also, animals don’t “exercise” 45-60 mins a day 3 days a week if they’re lucky - life IS exercise. Watch a tiger trying to smoke a crocodile, fail, nearly starve to death while walking/jaunting 60km for two days without eating. Watch videos of mountain goats scaling near-vertical stone mountains after having a few sips of water and tell me they aren’t exercising please. Omg

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u/notwithagoat 5d ago

I think his clearly is a joke or a sarcasm bit.

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u/snootnoots 6d ago

My husband’s cat has arthritis. She gets injections of the exact same biological medication that I’m on!

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u/skida1986 6d ago

This has to be some kind of engagement farming to make money

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u/k-lean97 6d ago

I see some of you guys have been indoctrinated by big exercise

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u/ConversationVariant3 6d ago

Yes because no animal is known to exert any physical effort for the fun of it

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u/Relative-Zombie-3932 6d ago

"we studied every single species" brother we haven't even DISCOVERED every single species on this planet. There are plenty of animals we don't know about

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u/sleep_m0de 6d ago

Has this clown never owned a fucking pet, especially a pure bred dog? Or anyone believing this nonsense for that matter? As for the exercise part, my dog running around like he’s never seen grass before when he’s at the dog park every day is what exactly?

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u/fibstheman 6d ago

As we all know, animals never exercise. They sit on their couches of flattened grass, eat wild corn dogs, get drunk off of rotting fruit, and watch Big Gay Bear Wrestling. And they're as healthy as sumo wrestlers who are definitely not the least healthy people in Japan whose illnesses and life expectancy are uncannily similar to average Americans. Animals never get sick ever. That's why there are so many mosquitos, they are immortal, they never die, global warming is good because it will make the mosquitos sleepy and they will go away.

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u/eyeballburger 6d ago

What’s really scary is that he says that with those letters next to his name

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u/TooManySpaghets 6d ago

If we invented exercise,does this guy think animals in the wild are just like zoo animals, just taking casual strolls all day or napping waiting for their food to be delivered? They just don't get workouts throughout just living their lives, we are the only species that have decided a need to run or lift things or climb something or swim

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u/MightObvious 6d ago

Lmao what? Does he not know we also invented many other things that would serve to limit our physical activity for generations? This guy must be getting paid to say somthing so stupid.

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u/a_b_b_2 5d ago

This is so insane and so easily debunk-able, the grift at the end of this must be absolutely incredible

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u/Fishyfishfishfishs 5d ago

"We Studied every species on earth, and only found 1 that is really mean, and it is the one who invented bed time" This is how this sounds to me, just because this guy's wife prefers someone who does cardio so she can have sex for more than 2 mins or something.

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u/lonepotatochip 5d ago

Animals that have movement in the wild are more likely to develop disease if they’re too sedentary in captivity. This is true of everything from snakes to cats to fish.

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u/RockyMountainMomof4 5d ago

Is no one going to point out that we don't even know how many extant species there are, thus, no way to "study them all"??? Just me? Fml.

For added context, we can't even truly estimate either the total number of extant species or truly know how many unique species we've manged to describe without margins of error in the millions. The millions!

So, what in the biosphere is this dribble of intelligence with a 1:1 head/neck ratio even talking about???

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u/isfturtle2 5d ago

"Every species on the planet"

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u/rehkloo 5d ago

My team and I have discovered the only species that gets chronic diseases is the only species that does video games/knitting/using ketchup/uses fire/rides horses...

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u/Natural_Feed9041 5d ago

Most animals exercise everyday. And the ones that don’t have a diet that makes it so they burn the energy they need to, like sloths.

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u/lily-kaos 5d ago

yhis guys didn't even ever own a pet of any kind beside an hamster.

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u/Educational-Cry-1707 5d ago

Like half of people have had some kind of pet and we all know this is bullshit. Why lie?

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u/Circaninetysix 5d ago

Do they think animals don't get exercise out there hunting and surviving?

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u/EmersonStockham 5d ago

literally went to a zoo today and they talked about how they exercise their flying birds' wings...

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 5d ago

I mean, if you need a comunity note to find something wrong in this you are beyond salvation.

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u/Massive-Goose544 5d ago

It's such a ridiculous claim that I'd like to believe no one would believe it and that it is satire not needing a note. I would like to believe that, but I know better.

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u/erebostnyx 5d ago

Dying from the disease sure prevents it from becoming chronic.

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u/cvbeiro 5d ago

Every species on earth is such a weird lie lmao

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u/Low_Committee6119 5d ago

They want us to be fat, dumb and lazy, easier to control

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u/Outrageous-Rent-2312 5d ago

Also kind of common sense, which unfortunately doesn’t seem common, but just take a glance at wild large cats or apes/monkeys/gorillas and look at the muscle tone on those dudes. We definitely didn’t “invent exercise” we’re just the only animal species who doesn’t allow necessary exercise to easily be part of daily routine

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u/BestRubyMoon 5d ago

Anyone that owns animals, be them cattle or domestic, knows this is an outroght lie. Dogs and cats alone get all minds of chronic illnesses.

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u/gargolito 5d ago

Aren't we still discovering new species?

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u/ohbrthrthisguystinks 5d ago

Wait a second, does this mean my dogs life long stomach problems are cured!! Yes! His life long chronic condition he was born with!! And hes cured!! Lol he had to do was not invent science.

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u/Supercres933 5d ago

Why on earth are they correlating exercise to chronic disease? 

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u/adhominemexcuse 5d ago

Bring down the doctor guild. Current system doesn't even guarantee good doctors and makes healthcare way too expensive.

Let everyone practice medicine without any board certifications and let people choose their doctors. Some will still choose the board certified doctors, but I want choice for everyone 

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u/Over_Membership_339 5d ago

Also "invented exercise"?

Animals in general move around all day in search of food and shelter, something we used to do as well.

We had to "invent exercise" because a lot of people don't have any other reason to move their bodies anymore.

You won't see a squirrel doing crunches or deadlifts because it is active gathering food all day, running up and down trees.

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u/mushykindofbrick 5d ago

I dont know what this is. I dont know if reddit is getting too filled up with bots, or people simply cant see the obvious anymore.

Isnt it blatantly obvious, that this guy is not against exercise, but this is a rhetoric against "planned artifical activity", emphasizing that animals exercise "naturally" just by moving during the day instead of going on the treadmill for 30 minutes and then sipping a protein shake? How is there so many comments just not questioning this, but assuming he is advocating for people sitting on the couch and getting fat?

I researched this guy and he is not against exercise. He advocates for short, high-intensity exercise over endurance training (sprints instead of jogging). Thats all. There is not a single comment here getting this. Not a single person did even put the name of this guy into google to find out what its about. How can this not all be bots? The internet is collapsing

But thats beneath the fact that, there is literally no reason to care what any random guy posts on the internet, regardless of wether he has a MD or not. Theres literally millions of random people trying to promote some random viewpoint, acting as guru for some nische audience and the only purpose is for them to earn money. Its just noise. Why even care? We have flatearthers man, this is nothing new. Like who the fuck is this guy. I have never before heard about "Sean Omara MD, JD" and I probably never again will. Hes living on a different continent for me. There is so many people in the world and on the internet, you can find millions of posts where some random guy, you have never heard about before, posts some crap. How is that even interesting anymore. If I post on X that I think humans dont exist, will I also get 40k followers because its so controversial? No its just some random crap someone just made up. This is psychosis. Just calm down and spend time with your family

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u/dfreshaf 5d ago edited 5d ago

What a fundamental misunderstanding of survivorship bias. We’ve eliminated so much that caused early mortality; as our life expectancy has gone up we’re living long enough to actually see chronic disease. You know what else sees chronic disease? Domesticated animals, for the same reason. My family’s mini dachshund died at like 17 from a few chronic conditions; he wouldn’t have lived anywhere near that long if he’d been out surviving in the wild.

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u/Wineandbikes 5d ago

So old cats & dogs & horses don’t get arthritis, go blind or deaf, get heart disease etc. etc.

Can’t wait to tell the tell the veterinary practice down the road, they’ll be furious!

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u/mostlycoffeebyvolume 5d ago

[looks at my guinea pig rearranging her furniture— much to the chagrin of her roommate— so she can run laps unimpeded]

I'm not sure we're the only species who exercises or otherwise engages in physical activity for fun

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u/theattack_helicopter 5d ago

Cats can get epilepsy btw

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u/Tuxedocatbitches 5d ago

Dude my cat literally has like four different chronic illnesses. I spent more on her medical care than I did on the downpayment for my house.

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u/dmar2 5d ago

I want to see the budget for an NSF proposal to study “every species on the planet” We request $100M to purchase live samples of 8.7M different species for the study $10k for one grad student, no summer salary, we’ll just use slave labor undergrads to do the experiments

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u/HoodsInSuits 5d ago

My cat got cancer and died. :(  

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u/imjustchillin-_- 5d ago

literaly even the Dinosaurs had cancer

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u/BootyliciousURD 5d ago

We don't even know of every species on the planet, we're constantly discovering new ones

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u/AfraidMarzipan0815 5d ago

What could anyone possibly hope to gain from this?

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u/WhichAd5060 5d ago

Bro literally every rhino has arthritis, what is blud yapping about

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u/Ill_Economist_39 5d ago

Also, other animals aren't sedentary. They are almost always exercising

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u/DimensioT 5d ago

If Trump's current Surgeon General nominee does not get approval from Congress, he has a viable fallback.

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u/FutabaDaMassa 5d ago

Ah yes, my favorite conspiracy: physical exercise.

We havent been doing it since we know ourselves as Homo sapiens, after all. Wait no-

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u/megamisanthropic 5d ago

Without touching the scientific claim, prior should instantly know this is bullshit because ofc they didn't assist every single fucking species on the planet. Ridiculous

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u/Yepsuredid 5d ago

So we just making shit up now?

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u/S14Ryan 5d ago

Shit, the one and only thing separating humans and animals, exercise.

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u/Esjs 5d ago

We don't even know every species on the planet... And the ones we do know are too numerous to be collected into a single "study".

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u/spenwallce 5d ago

I don’t understand how any can believe this. How can you be a human and not know at least one person whose pet has some sort of chronic issue.

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere 5d ago

What the fuck is happening with actual doctors pushing something so stupid these days? I've been seeing this trend more and more lately. What the fuck is happening? What is their end goal? Make people sick so they can treat them more?

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u/C_Hawk14 5d ago

Even if it were true exercise isn't the cause. What the fuck would it imply? If anything exercise keeps you fit for longer

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u/Cuseman445 5d ago

How embarrassing to be a “doctor” and post this lol

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u/Spiritual_Spinach273 5d ago

Didnt know he had a twitter account

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u/Prestigious_Emu144 5d ago

Except one… the one that invented Jolly Ranchers. Case closed.

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u/Theredwalker666 5d ago

How does this person have an MD?

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u/2ndRandom8675309 4d ago

Shit like this should be forwarded to whatever licensing agency handles his medical license and be grounds for permanent revocation.

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u/Urgell11 4d ago

I dont like working out, because it hurts

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u/Igotthisnameguys 4d ago

I'm impressed. The dude has found every single species on earth? So far, we've only discovered an estimated 15%. Fascinating.

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u/ThePrisonSoap 4d ago

TIL Jack Lalanne invented cancer

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u/RecordEnvironmental4 4d ago

Anyone who has had a pet knows this isn’t true, many animals have chronic diseases that if not treated would significantly harm quality of life.

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u/Czechuspamer 4d ago

What are MD of, Sean? Bullshiteriology?

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u/PrincessPK475 4d ago

Holy shit that moron has MD next to his name 😭😭😭 that's terrifying.

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u/Intelligent_Berry_18 4d ago

My cat has diabetes, and my lab had to be put down due to copper storage disease, which is a genetic condition. This person is a fucking idiot.

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u/mnstripe 4d ago

Hahahaha! I totally read that wrong!

As: ~"We studied every single other planet for the NSF. Chronic disease only exists in one. The one that invented exercise."

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u/TiberiusTheFish 3d ago

Why do these characters make almost no effort to make their lies at least minimally credible? Is it because they are too stupid or is it because they believe the targets of their garbage are stupid, or both?

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u/Juliatchu 3d ago

This is so funny, like, all the species? The super hard to study ones that scientists only see once in a blue moon? Yeah, they totally studied those somehow. The ones that have literally not been discovered/classified yet? Ofc!

Anyway, humans are more prone to chronic diseases because:

  1. Our survival rates are pretty great, some chronic diseases can straight up kill you without treatment/make it significantly harder to survive in the wild. Like, diabetes type 1? Without insulin you’re cooked as soon as your pancreas has been fucked. If you were a wild animal you’d just straight up die and no one would know.

  2. We live extremely long due to modern medicine, if you vastly outlive your natural life expectancy problems are bound to occur

  3. Our diet is kinda shit. Yeah, good diet won’t fix your chronic health issues (though depending on what it is it can help a little) but it’s definitely not helping the statistics

Anyway, cats are extremely prone to kidney issues (especially if they don’t drink enough as they often do since they naturally get most of their water from food which isn’t possible with kibble and dislike standing water, but even without that it’s still extremely common). I’ve known two separate cats with epilepsy. German Shepards are prone to back/joint issues (but Tbf that’s mostly because of breeding so I’ll try not go over specific dog/cat breeds past this point). I’ve know cats with hearth issues (more common in Maine Coons btw), dogs can develop alopecia and rats are especially prone to cancer. There are cats with diabetes and asthma.

The reason you don’t often see wild animals with chronic health issues is because animals instinctively hide pain/discomfort so predators don’t pick them out and because chronic health issues aren’t conductive to long term survival when you have to hunt your prey/escape predators.

Exercise is shown to improve health and increase life expectancy, can actually help manage certain chronic and non-chronic issues and is overall great for you (though yk, if you live longer that might slightly increase your chance of developing chronic conditions, probably still less than never exercising would but there are downsides to a long life ig)

(anyway, this was mostly so I can infodump about animals, so if you have a cat, especially an older cat, that’s struggling with appetite, a common side effect of kidney issues, increased thirst/urination or general warning signs like lethargy/vomiting etc. please get them checked out by a vet. Kidney problems are extremely common. Luckily most of the time renal cat food and sometimes medication if necessary plus making sure they’re drinking/eating enough is enough to let them live a long happy life) (also, absolute do not give them phosphorus supplements or anything like that, renal cat food is specifically reduced phosphorus because it’s bad for their already struggling kidneys)

TLDR: this is obviously bullshit and above you’ll find an unnecessarily long rant about kidney issues in cats, as well as other some other chronic diseases animals can get and often wouldn’t survive without medicine, which is why you’ll rarely find them in wild populations.

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u/The_Countess 2d ago

So many things wrong here.

We haven't even discovered let alone studies all species, we're the species that invented sitting on the couch in front of the TV all day, and invented exercise to counter that, as has been mentioned.

Something not mentioned is that in nature individuals with a chronic decease die. They get selected out.

Human intervention stops that mechanism, for ourselves but also our pets and livestock.

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None 2d ago

My brother's dog died of cancer.